Basil Crab
@basilcrab.bsky.social
He/Him/413 Chicken Nuggets
Fuck Elon, in a total nonsexual way.
Fuck Elon, in a total nonsexual way.
@teddyras.bsky.social teddy... come back
July 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@teddyras.bsky.social teddy... come back
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not enough frolicking these days in video games. when will the big video game companies understand that people crave fanciful prancing. figure out how to put microtransactions on that, idiot. put a battlepass on my whimsy, I dare you
May 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
not enough frolicking these days in video games. when will the big video game companies understand that people crave fanciful prancing. figure out how to put microtransactions on that, idiot. put a battlepass on my whimsy, I dare you
tomorrow I will be fishing live on twitch with @cradilyenthusiast.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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FUNBAG! Learn how to eat spaghetti right!
The only spaghetti eating lesson you'll ever need: defector.com/the-only-spa...
The Only Spaghetti Eating Lesson You’ll Ever Need | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. And buy Drew’s book, The Night The Lights Went Out, while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking about la...
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March 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
FUNBAG! Learn how to eat spaghetti right!
Saturday in the park, and he thinks it was the Fourth of July? Buddy, you would know due to how packed it is every year.
March 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Saturday in the park, and he thinks it was the Fourth of July? Buddy, you would know due to how packed it is every year.
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There’s bigger game to hunt right now, but you know who absolutely fucking sucks? Dr. Drew. I’ve collected the receipts. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Dr. Drew is an asshole
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary outlines the downward spiral of one of America's most well-known doctors.
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February 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
There’s bigger game to hunt right now, but you know who absolutely fucking sucks? Dr. Drew. I’ve collected the receipts. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
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Here's something fun:
In 10 minutes, I'm going to start replying to this tweet (or whatever we call these here) with FREE video game codes for some REAL BANGERS. There's no catch. I receive many codes during awards season and many of them I don't need because I already have it etc.
Please share!
In 10 minutes, I'm going to start replying to this tweet (or whatever we call these here) with FREE video game codes for some REAL BANGERS. There's no catch. I receive many codes during awards season and many of them I don't need because I already have it etc.
Please share!
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Here's something fun:
In 10 minutes, I'm going to start replying to this tweet (or whatever we call these here) with FREE video game codes for some REAL BANGERS. There's no catch. I receive many codes during awards season and many of them I don't need because I already have it etc.
Please share!
In 10 minutes, I'm going to start replying to this tweet (or whatever we call these here) with FREE video game codes for some REAL BANGERS. There's no catch. I receive many codes during awards season and many of them I don't need because I already have it etc.
Please share!
Just a reminder
"Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."
"Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Just a reminder
"Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."
"Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."
@apnews.com NAZI ENABLERS "Straight arm salute" "He didn't say Hail Hitler" so it doesn't count. You used to be shortform facts, now its cocksucking a Nazi?
January 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@apnews.com NAZI ENABLERS "Straight arm salute" "He didn't say Hail Hitler" so it doesn't count. You used to be shortform facts, now its cocksucking a Nazi?
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My picks for this weekend are in here. DO YOUR WORST. defector.com/fear-of-deat...
Fear Of Death Will Kill Us All | Defector
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January 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My picks for this weekend are in here. DO YOUR WORST. defector.com/fear-of-deat...
@benjaminfrew.bsky.social I've always wondered... What does KZ mean? I loved seeing you at AGDQ!
January 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@benjaminfrew.bsky.social I've always wondered... What does KZ mean? I loved seeing you at AGDQ!
Guys, Its all a setup for a Tech Bro Vance Presidency. Orange boi says REALLY crazy shit, may act on it, resigns or is forced then Lapdog Vance gets to parrot Thiel and Elon and the rest of the techbros for 3.5 years. Orangeboi gets free from criminal time, everyone happy... but America.
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Guys, Its all a setup for a Tech Bro Vance Presidency. Orange boi says REALLY crazy shit, may act on it, resigns or is forced then Lapdog Vance gets to parrot Thiel and Elon and the rest of the techbros for 3.5 years. Orangeboi gets free from criminal time, everyone happy... but America.
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hey guys, the sun can't stay out as long cause it's really cold out this time of year. hope this hel- wait what's that? well, what the fuck is he doing in Antarctica the entire day?! is he mad at us? guys the sun's mad at us, he wants to hang out with the penguins instead (understandable)
January 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
hey guys, the sun can't stay out as long cause it's really cold out this time of year. hope this hel- wait what's that? well, what the fuck is he doing in Antarctica the entire day?! is he mad at us? guys the sun's mad at us, he wants to hang out with the penguins instead (understandable)
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2025 prediction: microsoft rolls out copilot for xbox, refers to it as "the new innovation in gaming". gamers ask why and how. microsoft doesn't respond. gamers ask why ever louder. microsoft removes copilot from xbox
January 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
2025 prediction: microsoft rolls out copilot for xbox, refers to it as "the new innovation in gaming". gamers ask why and how. microsoft doesn't respond. gamers ask why ever louder. microsoft removes copilot from xbox
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Best account on this platform, and the music is amazing too.
December 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Best account on this platform, and the music is amazing too.
@localthunk.bsky.social
Made a game so good, I bought it 3 times! Switch for big TV jokers, Steam for PC clowns, Mobile for work jesters. Now I have to gold stake on all 3!!
Made a game so good, I bought it 3 times! Switch for big TV jokers, Steam for PC clowns, Mobile for work jesters. Now I have to gold stake on all 3!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:06 PM
@localthunk.bsky.social
Made a game so good, I bought it 3 times! Switch for big TV jokers, Steam for PC clowns, Mobile for work jesters. Now I have to gold stake on all 3!!
Made a game so good, I bought it 3 times! Switch for big TV jokers, Steam for PC clowns, Mobile for work jesters. Now I have to gold stake on all 3!!
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all 24 parts of my oblivion playthrough are up on my vod channel finally. this game created comedy out of nowhere so often: a video game that's fun for the wrong reasons more than right. also it's so easy to just goof around & make funny thing happen. check it out 🙂👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-j...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-j...
Oblivion - 1st Playthrough Wizard (teddyras)
YouTube video by LONGteddyras
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December 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
all 24 parts of my oblivion playthrough are up on my vod channel finally. this game created comedy out of nowhere so often: a video game that's fun for the wrong reasons more than right. also it's so easy to just goof around & make funny thing happen. check it out 🙂👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-j...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-j...
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once again I am posting from under the big box. there was a burger under it and when I went to get it, I absent-mindedly knocked over the stick holding up the box. it's too heavy to lift up; just gonna dart out into the brush once someone tips the box up
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
once again I am posting from under the big box. there was a burger under it and when I went to get it, I absent-mindedly knocked over the stick holding up the box. it's too heavy to lift up; just gonna dart out into the brush once someone tips the box up
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playing some cheesy looking horror games 🧀 they seem like they're gonna be funny on accident, just gonna be a little bit silly when they weren't trying to be 🙂
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
playing some cheesy looking horror games 🧀 they seem like they're gonna be funny on accident, just gonna be a little bit silly when they weren't trying to be 🙂
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
twitch.tv/teddyras <--
Oh look. LEGO is advertising for KICK. Really? A simple google search was too much? F1 showing off kick is a problem, but putting it on LEGO, c'mon!
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Oh look. LEGO is advertising for KICK. Really? A simple google search was too much? F1 showing off kick is a problem, but putting it on LEGO, c'mon!
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new IRO... tomorrow??
November 10, 2024 at 9:28 PM
new IRO... tomorrow??
No need to post but thanks everyone for being better than shitter and not turning this place into Rumble or whatevernumber-chan.
It's not a safe place, nor grippy sock hotel levels of censorship, but the lack of hate on all fronts is nice, and that it is entirely user driven makes it way better.
It's not a safe place, nor grippy sock hotel levels of censorship, but the lack of hate on all fronts is nice, and that it is entirely user driven makes it way better.
November 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
No need to post but thanks everyone for being better than shitter and not turning this place into Rumble or whatevernumber-chan.
It's not a safe place, nor grippy sock hotel levels of censorship, but the lack of hate on all fronts is nice, and that it is entirely user driven makes it way better.
It's not a safe place, nor grippy sock hotel levels of censorship, but the lack of hate on all fronts is nice, and that it is entirely user driven makes it way better.