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The life cycle of an Avocado
Sunday: Purchased
Monday: Firm and unripe
Tuesday: Firm and unripe
Wednesday: Firm and unripe
Thursday Afternoon 1-3 PM: Softened, perfectly ripe, and ready to eat
Friday: Overripe
Saturday: Throw it away
Sunday: Purchased
Monday: Firm and unripe
Tuesday: Firm and unripe
Wednesday: Firm and unripe
Thursday Afternoon 1-3 PM: Softened, perfectly ripe, and ready to eat
Friday: Overripe
Saturday: Throw it away
So everyone knows that Israel never intended to honor a ceasefire right? This was all just to get the surviving hostages back so they could continue their genocide uninhibited.
And either Trump knew it going in or was too dumb to see he was being used.
And either Trump knew it going in or was too dumb to see he was being used.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So everyone knows that Israel never intended to honor a ceasefire right? This was all just to get the surviving hostages back so they could continue their genocide uninhibited.
And either Trump knew it going in or was too dumb to see he was being used.
And either Trump knew it going in or was too dumb to see he was being used.
The only good thing about missing the 2024 release of the newest @jonwalczak.bsky.social podcast series Missing in Arizona was that I got to binge the whole thing in 4 days.
It was worth the lack of wait.
neon33.com
It was worth the lack of wait.
neon33.com
Neon33 | An Independent Media Company
Neon33 is an independent media company founded by Jon Walczak.
neon33.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The only good thing about missing the 2024 release of the newest @jonwalczak.bsky.social podcast series Missing in Arizona was that I got to binge the whole thing in 4 days.
It was worth the lack of wait.
neon33.com
It was worth the lack of wait.
neon33.com
Taking bets on the Hakeem Jefferies assassin nutjob:
1. Released without charges/charges dropped
2. Pleads guilty to a lesser charge and is pardoned
1. Released without charges/charges dropped
2. Pleads guilty to a lesser charge and is pardoned
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Taking bets on the Hakeem Jefferies assassin nutjob:
1. Released without charges/charges dropped
2. Pleads guilty to a lesser charge and is pardoned
1. Released without charges/charges dropped
2. Pleads guilty to a lesser charge and is pardoned
I can't wait to see how the new East Wing White House throne room turns out!
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I can't wait to see how the new East Wing White House throne room turns out!
Hey @cnn.com - why don't you have a story about the abhorrent "plenary authority" comment followed by the fake "technical issue" by Stephen Miller? It happened on your damn network and you haven't mentioned it since.
I can only assume you're cowards.
I can only assume you're cowards.
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hey @cnn.com - why don't you have a story about the abhorrent "plenary authority" comment followed by the fake "technical issue" by Stephen Miller? It happened on your damn network and you haven't mentioned it since.
I can only assume you're cowards.
I can only assume you're cowards.
With all this media bullshit, it seems like a good time to remind everyone that @npr.org has a subscription service to support them even if the government refuses to do so.
October 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
With all this media bullshit, it seems like a good time to remind everyone that @npr.org has a subscription service to support them even if the government refuses to do so.
They could call it "Hot Twos"
There should be a Hot Ones Aftermath segment, where interviews are done through a bathroom door as the celebrity is indisposed and they ask the hard-hitting questions at the worst possible moment
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
They could call it "Hot Twos"
This administration can violate any law it wants to violate since they control all three branches of government and have appointed kneeling loyalists into any position that might do something about it.
Exactly as the founding fathers intended.
Exactly as the founding fathers intended.
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This administration can violate any law it wants to violate since they control all three branches of government and have appointed kneeling loyalists into any position that might do something about it.
Exactly as the founding fathers intended.
Exactly as the founding fathers intended.
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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
Dear Disney,
When you went to war with Florida over free speech and your right to operate independent of the government, across the country people rallied to your cause and got behind you.
Now you turn around and bend the knee when it matters most to those allies.
Fuck you,
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When you went to war with Florida over free speech and your right to operate independent of the government, across the country people rallied to your cause and got behind you.
Now you turn around and bend the knee when it matters most to those allies.
Fuck you,
<><
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dear Disney,
When you went to war with Florida over free speech and your right to operate independent of the government, across the country people rallied to your cause and got behind you.
Now you turn around and bend the knee when it matters most to those allies.
Fuck you,
<><
When you went to war with Florida over free speech and your right to operate independent of the government, across the country people rallied to your cause and got behind you.
Now you turn around and bend the knee when it matters most to those allies.
Fuck you,
<><
Now that the Department of Defense is going to be the Department of War, here are other suggestions for names:
- Department of Justice -> Department of Selective Investigations and Prosecutions
- Homeland Security -> Homeland Whitewashing
- Department of the Interior -> Trump Commercial Real Estate
- Department of Justice -> Department of Selective Investigations and Prosecutions
- Homeland Security -> Homeland Whitewashing
- Department of the Interior -> Trump Commercial Real Estate
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Now that the Department of Defense is going to be the Department of War, here are other suggestions for names:
- Department of Justice -> Department of Selective Investigations and Prosecutions
- Homeland Security -> Homeland Whitewashing
- Department of the Interior -> Trump Commercial Real Estate
- Department of Justice -> Department of Selective Investigations and Prosecutions
- Homeland Security -> Homeland Whitewashing
- Department of the Interior -> Trump Commercial Real Estate
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Under Dr. Oz, Medicare is launching a pilot program that will use AI to determine whether patients would be covered for certain procedures.
Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims.
Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims.
Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
September 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Under Dr. Oz, Medicare is launching a pilot program that will use AI to determine whether patients would be covered for certain procedures.
Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims.
Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims.
Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
In any other era a summit led by Russia and China about a new world order would be very concerning. Right now it feels like... are we the bad guys here?
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In any other era a summit led by Russia and China about a new world order would be very concerning. Right now it feels like... are we the bad guys here?
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It still irks me that the Roku scroll only has 3 ninja turtles
August 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It still irks me that the Roku scroll only has 3 ninja turtles
When a senate-confirmed official does the exact opposite of their claims in their confirmation hearing they should be subject to immediate removal and contempt charges.
August 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When a senate-confirmed official does the exact opposite of their claims in their confirmation hearing they should be subject to immediate removal and contempt charges.
Hmmm… I wonder which democratic city Donald Trump will send the National Guard to next to help manage crime?
August 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hmmm… I wonder which democratic city Donald Trump will send the National Guard to next to help manage crime?
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They've already named the patient as the new deputy HHS secretary.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
First human case of New World screwworm parasite confirmed in US
New World screwworm myiasis was found in a patient who returned to the US from El Salvador, authorities say.
www.bbc.com
August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They've already named the patient as the new deputy HHS secretary.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
In a better timeline this would be "above the fold" news with substantial coverage and a level of celebrity for the researchers.
In this timeline Orangethulu is once again top news. Whether you love him or hate him, you love him or hate him, and that's what they'll keep feeding you.
Bon Appetit
In this timeline Orangethulu is once again top news. Whether you love him or hate him, you love him or hate him, and that's what they'll keep feeding you.
Bon Appetit
Built from each patient’s own tumor cells and delivered via lipid nanoparticles, it showed success similar to earlier tests in mice and dogs. It is now moving into Phase 1 pediatric trials.
August 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In a better timeline this would be "above the fold" news with substantial coverage and a level of celebrity for the researchers.
In this timeline Orangethulu is once again top news. Whether you love him or hate him, you love him or hate him, and that's what they'll keep feeding you.
Bon Appetit
In this timeline Orangethulu is once again top news. Whether you love him or hate him, you love him or hate him, and that's what they'll keep feeding you.
Bon Appetit
Trump wants it so bad he can taste it... despite his dead taste buds from years of Diet Cokes and Quarter Pounders.
August 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump wants it so bad he can taste it... despite his dead taste buds from years of Diet Cokes and Quarter Pounders.
As an adult myself I can confirm that when one adult says "we should meet soon" to another adult, it will be months before they talk again.
UPDATED: President Trump said he was willing to meet with President Vladimir Putin after the Kremlin leader proposed the two meet soon, without Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Trump is open to meeting with Putin for peace talks without Zelenskyy
President Trump said he was willing to meet with President Vladimir Putin after the Kremlin leader proposed the two meet soon, without Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
n.pr
August 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As an adult myself I can confirm that when one adult says "we should meet soon" to another adult, it will be months before they talk again.
To make it crystal clear for anyone not paying attention:
Neither Russia nor Israel ever intended to have a lasting peace or cease fire. Not once. Not ever.
Neither Russia nor Israel ever intended to have a lasting peace or cease fire. Not once. Not ever.
August 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
To make it crystal clear for anyone not paying attention:
Neither Russia nor Israel ever intended to have a lasting peace or cease fire. Not once. Not ever.
Neither Russia nor Israel ever intended to have a lasting peace or cease fire. Not once. Not ever.
Gerrymandering should be illegal. Full stop.
August 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Gerrymandering should be illegal. Full stop.