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@bassplaysdave.bsky.social
Bass player and Jaguars fan. Not sure which is worse.
FB algorithm showed me recent pics of Jewel looking extremely fine in a bikini. Reminded me of in the 90s when she was my dad’s celebrity crush. I told my friends at school Jewel was my dad’s girlfriend and through a game of telephone some parents/school admin started thinking my dad had a mistress.
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
FB algorithm showed me recent pics of Jewel looking extremely fine in a bikini. Reminded me of in the 90s when she was my dad’s celebrity crush. I told my friends at school Jewel was my dad’s girlfriend and through a game of telephone some parents/school admin started thinking my dad had a mistress.
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
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Here's how three turnovers on one play in the Eagles-Chargers game looked on the "Monsters Funday Football" broadcast. #NFL #MNF #MonstersInc
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Here's how three turnovers on one play in the Eagles-Chargers game looked on the "Monsters Funday Football" broadcast. #NFL #MNF #MonstersInc
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Three turnovers on one play lol
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Three turnovers on one play lol
When I said this I was counting NYJ as a W but what if trap game 😰
Should never underestimate Jags ability to collapse/snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but 11-6 looks very feasible.
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I said this I was counting NYJ as a W but what if trap game 😰
I don’t like all these drops, but I can sympathize with the “no glove feels better” rationale
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t like all these drops, but I can sympathize with the “no glove feels better” rationale
No face mask on that?
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No face mask on that?
Remind me never to forget my headphones when I go to the gym again. Dude walking around loudly huffing and puffing I guess trying to convince himself and everyone around him that he’s winded?
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Remind me never to forget my headphones when I go to the gym again. Dude walking around loudly huffing and puffing I guess trying to convince himself and everyone around him that he’s winded?
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I don’t know if I ever tweeted this on the old site but “whilst” is maybe the pseudiest word in the English language. Just say while smh.
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don’t know if I ever tweeted this on the old site but “whilst” is maybe the pseudiest word in the English language. Just say while smh.
Had a gig and last I saw score was 17-0 around 2 pm maybe. Gave up 26 points to the Texans in the 4th? Frankly unbelievable, even by Jags standards.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Had a gig and last I saw score was 17-0 around 2 pm maybe. Gave up 26 points to the Texans in the 4th? Frankly unbelievable, even by Jags standards.
Should never underestimate Jags ability to collapse/snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but 11-6 looks very feasible.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Should never underestimate Jags ability to collapse/snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but 11-6 looks very feasible.
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RIP Dick Cheney I didn’t agree with 9/11 but you have to admit he executed it flawlessly
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RIP Dick Cheney I didn’t agree with 9/11 but you have to admit he executed it flawlessly
There are, respectfully, so many Log Lady costumes that next year I’ve decided I want to go as Windom Earle as Log Lady
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
There are, respectfully, so many Log Lady costumes that next year I’ve decided I want to go as Windom Earle as Log Lady
I’m technically on my way towatd accomplishing my new year’s resolution (reading one book per month in 2025) but doing it in a decidedly unconventional way (I have read seven books in the last 30 days).
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m technically on my way towatd accomplishing my new year’s resolution (reading one book per month in 2025) but doing it in a decidedly unconventional way (I have read seven books in the last 30 days).
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I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are 🖤
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I hope pinhead chihuahua is doing well wherever they are 🖤
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Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist
In his defense, it’s hard to leave Croatia without some kind of fascist tattoo or knick knack.
Graham Platner denied that he was a “secret Nazi” Tuesday after a video surfaced showing a tattoo that resembles a Nazi Totenkopf symbol on his chest.
He said he got the ink while on a drunken trip to Croatia during his time in the U.S. Marines.
www.notus.org/campaigns/gr...
He said he got the ink while on a drunken trip to Croatia during his time in the U.S. Marines.
www.notus.org/campaigns/gr...
‘I Am Not a Secret Nazi’: Graham Platner Tattoo Controversy Roils Maine Senate Race
The oyster farmer said he got the ink while on a drunken trip to Croatia during his time in the U.S. Marines.
www.notus.org
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In his defense, it’s hard to leave Croatia without some kind of fascist tattoo or knick knack.
The Radical Left Antifa CCP Democrats have shutdown the government and voted to bring back Joe Biden’s Economy effective immediately. Patriots are working hard to restore order and all time highs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Radical Left Antifa CCP Democrats have shutdown the government and voted to bring back Joe Biden’s Economy effective immediately. Patriots are working hard to restore order and all time highs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Timing the market beats time in the market.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Timing the market beats time in the market.
Hot take but I’m just not sure horror is well-suited for the novel form. The best horror literature I’ve read has consistently been in the form of short stories.
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Hot take but I’m just not sure horror is well-suited for the novel form. The best horror literature I’ve read has consistently been in the form of short stories.
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Can’t wait for Stevie’s Reddit post game fallout post
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Can’t wait for Stevie’s Reddit post game fallout post
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Happy Victory Tuesday you lovely lovely people*.
*- not you, Kansas City trash
*- not you, Kansas City trash
October 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy Victory Tuesday you lovely lovely people*.
*- not you, Kansas City trash
*- not you, Kansas City trash