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Librarian.
Diet Coke Aficionado.
Takin pictures, usually on film.
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Chasing shavasana with an hour of reels and doom scrolling like the good millennial I am
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It feels silly to mourn the loss of a blogger, but Dan McQuade had such knack for finding some of the weirdest nooks and crannies of society and sharing them with his friends and the people he loved. A true gift.

This is one of my favorite deep dives of his:

defector.com/which-u-s-pr...
Which U.S. Presidents Could Parallel Park? An Investigation | Defector
Joe Biden has had a week that would excite a toddler. Yeah, he signed his big infrastructure bill on Monday. But then he got to visit a new bridge. And yesterday he got to ride in a big, fast truck! H...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
chanting this to myself at 1am while reading the wikipedia page for Dirt
Health advice delivered in the form of song, from the ever cheerful Art of Invigorating and Prolonging Life (1822): https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-art-of-invigorating-and-prolonging-life-1822
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It's that time of yeah again
[carrying the most deformed and fucked up Christmas tree box into the basement for the 10th year in a row] "New Year, new me."
January 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A bowl of Night Cereal is undefeated
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Weird Al should cover "But Anyway" by Blues Traveler and call it "Well Actually"
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Me after neglecting the litterbox for a few days

#cat #catsky
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ik ben wel een fan van Wout, maar MvdP is unduidelijk de beste ooit. Vermoedelijk vier WK op rij? Zeven in totaal?

Zeg het is niet zo!

#wielrennen #veldrijden #niews

www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/mathi...
Mathieu van der Poel hint op mogelijk crosspensioen: "Het is wel iets waar ik aan denk"
Mathieu van der Poel denkt na over afscheid als crosser na dit seizoen. Lees zijn plannen en toekomst in het veldrijden. Blijf op de hoogte!
www.wielerflits.nl
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I guarantee this post will live in my brain long after I'm old and senile
a grinch got into the rafters at my work somehow. we had to whack it with a broom and catch it with a jacket. managed to bring it outside but it scratched the fuck outta me
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ghost of Christmas future logs into iTunes to find his is the lowest-rated episode of My Favorite Murder
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Didn't have this on my bingo board
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The sudden realization of how easily I could be poisoned as I scarf down another homemade office snack without any question whatsoever.
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
just fuck leaf blowers into the sun
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM