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Jake Wright
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Philosopher, husband, dad, teacher, "leftist," potty-mouth, and pedagogical chaos agent. Aspiring to be the C.M. Punk of higher education. Distinguished, or so I'm told.

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I just updated my explainer for why I don't allow generative AI in my classrooms with a new section and an expanded section.

New: Generative AI has a literal body count

Expanded: Generative AI is dehumanizing

CETERUM AUTEM CENSEO INTELLIGENTIA ARTIFICIALIS ESSE DELENDAM
Thou art clean on OpSec
a guy currently on a nuclear submarine was playing crusader kings 3, bragged about it on the subreddit for the game, and leaked his location. it may not match the war thunder forums in quantity but it’s up there in quality
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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*two men in a U.S. concentration camp*

“At least we don’t have to say Madam President.”
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.

As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.

Here's what happened:
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
My 8YO was wracked with fear when ICE came to our city. First it was that we would get arrested. When we explained that wasn’t going to happen because racism, 8YO calmed for a moment and immediately started worrying about school friends because empathy. If an 8YO can get it, anyone can get it.
Call it woke indoctrination or whatever, who cares: the entire point of public education in a pluralistic multicultural democratic nation is to make sure we can live and work together without subjugating and killing each other.

The alternative is what we're living through right now.
I actually think one of the most American lessons you could learn in school is that your neighbors come from all races & religions, speak different languages, have families that may look different from yours, and that's what makes us great. I'd make Cultural Studies a requirement over Algebra II.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Another mistake: they mistook kindness for weakness.

#MSPStrong
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I'm currently at a chicken joint at the MSP airport where the kitchen staff is BLASTING the entrance music for Degeneration X.

And if you don't like it…
a wrestling ring with a sign that says cactus
Alt: Shawn Michaels and Triple H posing in the ring wearing DX shirts
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
ICE: The 4th Amendment doesn’t exist

DEM LEADERSHIP: Eggs!

Link to the 4A thing, which is real:
bsky.app/profile/apne...
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’ve spent the last two weeks trying to figure out how I can most effectively prevent my students from being disappeared by the secret police, but sure. Tell me about how all of this is a distraction from the real problem: the cost of eggs.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This is so evil it’s beyond words. Like, I’ve been trying to find words for how enraging this is and I just can’t. The people doing this don’t deserve prison; they deserve the Twilight Zone.
Heartbreaking cruelty visited upon children in our name
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If you’re in line to disparage AI, stay in line!
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’m sorry, what now?
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
YOU CANNOT REFORM THIS
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Today in Cop Shit:

ME: Are enforceable policies inconsistent w/ Cop Shit?

STUDENTS: It depends on where they come from. It's different if it comes from you or above you, like admin.

ME: Could policies come from anyone else?

Ss: The state?

NO ONE suggested policies could come from students.
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
He’s French. He’s trying to be cool as shit.
Why Was Macron Wearing Sunglasses at Davos?
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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We Have AI Now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
To the tune of LMFAO & Lil John’s “Shots”
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January 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Tag yourself: I’m suspicious hot dish
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Well, shit. I hope we find them!
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I flew non-stop to Tokyo to make one thing perfectly clear:

Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi does not speak for me.
Twitter undefeated in the brain worms arena
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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What do I want Democrats to do? If they can't call for the total abolition of ICE and the full prosecution of all its employees for crimes against humanity, what I want them to do is resign or retire.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
NO PART OF MY COURSE PLANNING SHOULD INVOLVE FIGURING OUT HOW TO PROTECT MY STUDENTS FROM BEING KIDNAPPED BY THE SECRET POLICE
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I got four hours of sleep because my 8YO projectile vomited at 11:30 last night like it was an audition for The Exorcist.

My 6YO is currently throwing a tantrum because his V-Tech kids DJ set isn't playing his techno music correctly.

Parenting is an experience.
January 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM