Resting Beachface
@beachface.bsky.social
All aboard the crazy train… toot toot motherfucker! I skeet about FSU sports, Harry Styles/One Direction, my dogs and kids, some politics, and random shit. And I cuss. A fuckton.
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I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
This is truly horrifying.
According to SPD, Ashley Wasielewski was returning to her home near Forsyth Park when a man approached her and threw a corrosive liquid in her face.
https://www.wspa.com/news/top-stories/savannah-police-investigating-acid-attack-near-forsyth-park/
https://www.wspa.com/news/top-stories/savannah-police-investigating-acid-attack-near-forsyth-park/
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is truly horrifying.
4 more days of work for the year. I can do this…
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
4 more days of work for the year. I can do this…
When your baby girl brings home your Dyson Air Wrap from college and you get to use it again for the first time in 6 months.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When your baby girl brings home your Dyson Air Wrap from college and you get to use it again for the first time in 6 months.
Normalize local businesses indicating who they voted for so I can shop and support appropriately.
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Normalize local businesses indicating who they voted for so I can shop and support appropriately.
look at me twice in a week
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December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look at me twice in a week
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The craziness of the highs over the next week is maddening.
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The craziness of the highs over the next week is maddening.
If y’all want to kill this annoying trend just start doing it. Nothing worse than when the olds (over 25) start doing something.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If y’all want to kill this annoying trend just start doing it. Nothing worse than when the olds (over 25) start doing something.
They really reaching in the bag of bullshit for the purple category. Connections
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December 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
They really reaching in the bag of bullshit for the purple category. Connections
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Still haven’t ever gotten it in one…
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December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Still haven’t ever gotten it in one…
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Getting days and nights flipped is a sign of advanced dementia.
He was up posting over 150 deranged things on Truth Social last night, then started right back up again posting more at 5:48 AM this morning. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Getting days and nights flipped is a sign of advanced dementia.
Banana Ball tix for Tally ✅
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Banana Ball tix for Tally ✅
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Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump looks to be unconscious as Linda McMahon winds down her remarks
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if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera
For those who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
For those who celebrate
If you know someone who loves Converse shoes, they currently have 50% off (with a code) on their site for any styles.
I just ordered a couple of pair I’ve been eyeing for about a year now.
I just ordered a couple of pair I’ve been eyeing for about a year now.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you know someone who loves Converse shoes, they currently have 50% off (with a code) on their site for any styles.
I just ordered a couple of pair I’ve been eyeing for about a year now.
I just ordered a couple of pair I’ve been eyeing for about a year now.
My dog Buster eats like a finicky cat. My dog Murphy eats like he’s done 20 years in prison.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My dog Buster eats like a finicky cat. My dog Murphy eats like he’s done 20 years in prison.
My friend Amy sent this to me last night. This photo is 30 years old. Her caption was “we are STILL smoking hot!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My friend Amy sent this to me last night. This photo is 30 years old. Her caption was “we are STILL smoking hot!”
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
FSU volleyball won and Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning. FSU football can’t hurt me tonight.
harry styles is holding a towel in his hand and talking to someone .
ALT: harry styles is holding a towel in his hand and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
FSU volleyball won and Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning. FSU football can’t hurt me tonight.
Girls be like “I really needed that” and it’s just all her friends and family who voted for Trump admitting they were wrong and that he is in fact a greedy lying narcissistic pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Girls be like “I really needed that” and it’s just all her friends and family who voted for Trump admitting they were wrong and that he is in fact a greedy lying narcissistic pedophile.
It’s mid November in Georgia and there’s snow flurries.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s mid November in Georgia and there’s snow flurries.
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[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
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The new CR would run until Jan. 31, 2026. It includes one surprise provision - which would reverse all of the federal job cuts (RIFs) made by President Trump during the shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The new CR would run until Jan. 31, 2026. It includes one surprise provision - which would reverse all of the federal job cuts (RIFs) made by President Trump during the shutdown.
The irony is it would be $50 per household and they’d kick in a bottle of Tylenol too.
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Pitch Alternative to ACA Extension to End Government Shutdown
A proposal by GOP senators to send money directly to consumers’ health accounts rather than to insurance companies showed signs of breaking a stalemate on negotiations.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The irony is it would be $50 per household and they’d kick in a bottle of Tylenol too.