WASP (like a scary bee, get it?)
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The world is your oyster, and you’re the strange foot/tongue thing inside of it
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I do not remember the context of this but I know in my heart I was correct
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There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
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“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
My Quincy likes to be an adorable little bean. Bonus Marzipan pretending to be Quincy’s shadow
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Btw I got in a wreck :(
I’m okay but Shelly needs repairs :(
Gotta write the SOP for cleaning them
Got paid to rub an ankle bracelet in dirt today
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“Oh no, I thought you were going to live tweet [bluesky] and I was like ‘OH NOOO, NOT MY SINS!’ “ —my wife
Also Bluesky knows her specifically as *your best friend*
She’s my friend but she’s YOUR *best* friend
Cedric’s best friend just explained spaghetti pie to me and all I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK
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Physically, im here at work. Mentally? I’m fighting Remi the Rat.
Anyone else feel like they’re being dragged behind a truck flying a MAGA flag down a rocky backwoods road that leads to nowhere
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“Is the devil a crab??? Carcinogens strike again!!! ….wait that’s not the right… ….. that’s not the right word. But my brain is only supplying “crucifixion”….. what’s the word? CRABIFICATION!” — wife.

“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
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My wife, using my hair brush because she can’t find hers; “travelhood of the sistering hairbrush.”
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“Good job all horses!” -my wife