Oh Christmas Bea
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I’m like if a bear was a lesbian
She/They
She/They
ANOTHER GIRL LYING/NOT BEING UP FRONT ABOUT BEING MARRIED OR ENGAGED WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ANOTHER GIRL LYING/NOT BEING UP FRONT ABOUT BEING MARRIED OR ENGAGED WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
Another day of being the hottest member of the Office of Statewide Pretrial Ssrvices
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Another day of being the hottest member of the Office of Statewide Pretrial Ssrvices
Sorry I can’t come over tonight. I have to smoke weed, get scared, and be haunted by all the love that could have been
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sorry I can’t come over tonight. I have to smoke weed, get scared, and be haunted by all the love that could have been
Slept with a girl into puppy play ONE (1) time and now the advertisement gods think I own a dog
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Slept with a girl into puppy play ONE (1) time and now the advertisement gods think I own a dog
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NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
Officially added “They/Them/Theirs” to my email signature
The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Officially added “They/Them/Theirs” to my email signature
The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
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buck and eddie like and share if you agree 🔛🔝
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
buck and eddie like and share if you agree 🔛🔝
Friends with benefits but the benefits are that i make soup, we fall in love, and then adopt 20 cats
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Friends with benefits but the benefits are that i make soup, we fall in love, and then adopt 20 cats
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i love being gay
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i love being gay
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Telling my Finch app what a good boy I am
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Telling my Finch app what a good boy I am
Spending the day ripping flooring up with my bare hands, feral girl fall is HERE
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Spending the day ripping flooring up with my bare hands, feral girl fall is HERE
SHOUTOUT TO ME WHO FINALLY GOT TO A 700 CREDIT SCORE
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
SHOUTOUT TO ME WHO FINALLY GOT TO A 700 CREDIT SCORE
“Imagine a corn dog, swaddled in a manger.”
-Téa
-Téa
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Imagine a corn dog, swaddled in a manger.”
-Téa
-Téa
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Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
Hey so turns out I have the “Only matches with people 80+ miles away from me” gene and let me tell you it FUCKING SUCKS
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey so turns out I have the “Only matches with people 80+ miles away from me” gene and let me tell you it FUCKING SUCKS
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aaAHHHHH
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
aaAHHHHH
My landlord once a month
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My landlord once a month
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god i am so fucking gay someone put me out of my misery PLS
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
god i am so fucking gay someone put me out of my misery PLS
The only person allowed to have an opinion is Kay Poyer
October 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The only person allowed to have an opinion is Kay Poyer
It only took watching 1 (one) episode of hit tv show 9-1-1 before a voice told me to make this meme
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It only took watching 1 (one) episode of hit tv show 9-1-1 before a voice told me to make this meme
She Amazon on my Web Services till I crash
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
She Amazon on my Web Services till I crash
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There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
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“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife