Arkansas Butch Cream
@trashcannie.bsky.social
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Fish facts and progressive politics + illustrations & longing sighs = me. (Pls register to vote & use that power to care about other humans well-being)
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(My impersonation of a horse:) HAY???? H A Y?!!??!?
Wish I could bring my squatty potty to public bathrooms :/
I study Tony Hawk’s picture so I will never be one of those fools that doesn’t recognize him when he’s in public but NOT with a skateboard.
“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
“I put snacks in my purse for us~ it’s the type of greed they talk about in the Bible >:D” -my wife, who else???
@hrhcornbread.bsky.social NOTICEABLY absent from the devil’s sacrament—“ my wife, sad that Ced didn’t watch the same stream as us.
“Oh no, I thought you were going to live tweet [bluesky] and I was like ‘OH NOOO, NOT MY SINS!’ “ —my wife
Oooh, I’ve been looking for a new phantom recently. This time of year I always look for ghouls too.
Physically, im here at work. Mentally? I’m fighting Remi the Rat.
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I’m learning so many new alt right vocabulary words this week that I definitely did not want or need to know 🙃
“He’s got dripping wet orphan vibes— I feel like he’s gonna get pushed into a big plate of spaghetti later,” - my wife, speaking about Ethan Nestor
The audio book for Dracula is waaaay funnier than it has any right to be. Me and friends listened to it and did a mini book club. 10/10 experience.
“Is the devil a crab??? Carcinogens strike again!!! ….wait that’s not the right… ….. that’s not the right word. But my brain is only supplying “crucifixion”….. what’s the word? CRABIFICATION!” — wife.

“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
My wife, using my hair brush because she can’t find hers; “travelhood of the sistering hairbrush.”