Arkansas Butch Cream
@trashcannie.bsky.social
Fish facts and progressive politics + illustrations & longing sighs = me.
(Pls register to vote & use that power to care about other humans well-being)
(Pls register to vote & use that power to care about other humans well-being)
I keep seeing yall going “omg our first queer president and it has to be this guy?!?”
Do you…. Do you not know who Bill Clinton is??? The other half of that story?
I’m not saying he sets the standard higher than Trump, but i AM saying that Trump ain’t first.
Do you…. Do you not know who Bill Clinton is??? The other half of that story?
I’m not saying he sets the standard higher than Trump, but i AM saying that Trump ain’t first.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I keep seeing yall going “omg our first queer president and it has to be this guy?!?”
Do you…. Do you not know who Bill Clinton is??? The other half of that story?
I’m not saying he sets the standard higher than Trump, but i AM saying that Trump ain’t first.
Do you…. Do you not know who Bill Clinton is??? The other half of that story?
I’m not saying he sets the standard higher than Trump, but i AM saying that Trump ain’t first.
NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
Wish I could bring my squatty potty to public bathrooms :/
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Wish I could bring my squatty potty to public bathrooms :/
I study Tony Hawk’s picture so I will never be one of those fools that doesn’t recognize him when he’s in public but NOT with a skateboard.
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I study Tony Hawk’s picture so I will never be one of those fools that doesn’t recognize him when he’s in public but NOT with a skateboard.
“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
“I put snacks in my purse for us~ it’s the type of greed they talk about in the Bible >:D” -my wife, who else???
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“I put snacks in my purse for us~ it’s the type of greed they talk about in the Bible >:D” -my wife, who else???
“ @hrhcornbread.bsky.social NOTICEABLY absent from the devil’s sacrament—“ my wife, sad that Ced didn’t watch the same stream as us.
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“ @hrhcornbread.bsky.social NOTICEABLY absent from the devil’s sacrament—“ my wife, sad that Ced didn’t watch the same stream as us.
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Oh no, I thought you were going to live tweet [bluesky] and I was like ‘OH NOOO, NOT MY SINS!’ “ —my wife
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Oh no, I thought you were going to live tweet [bluesky] and I was like ‘OH NOOO, NOT MY SINS!’ “ —my wife
Physically, im here at work. Mentally? I’m fighting Remi the Rat.
September 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Physically, im here at work. Mentally? I’m fighting Remi the Rat.
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I’m learning so many new alt right vocabulary words this week that I definitely did not want or need to know 🙃
September 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m learning so many new alt right vocabulary words this week that I definitely did not want or need to know 🙃
“He’s got dripping wet orphan vibes— I feel like he’s gonna get pushed into a big plate of spaghetti later,” - my wife, speaking about Ethan Nestor
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“He’s got dripping wet orphan vibes— I feel like he’s gonna get pushed into a big plate of spaghetti later,” - my wife, speaking about Ethan Nestor
“Is the devil a crab??? Carcinogens strike again!!! ….wait that’s not the right… ….. that’s not the right word. But my brain is only supplying “crucifixion”….. what’s the word? CRABIFICATION!” — wife.
“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“Is the devil a crab??? Carcinogens strike again!!! ….wait that’s not the right… ….. that’s not the right word. But my brain is only supplying “crucifixion”….. what’s the word? CRABIFICATION!” — wife.
“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
“Incarceration? None of these are the right word…” — wife
My wife, using my hair brush because she can’t find hers; “travelhood of the sistering hairbrush.”
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My wife, using my hair brush because she can’t find hers; “travelhood of the sistering hairbrush.”
“Good job all horses!” -my wife
September 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Good job all horses!” -my wife
Sexy Watto isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.
✨manifesting😘✨
✨manifesting😘✨
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sexy Watto isn’t the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.
✨manifesting😘✨
✨manifesting😘✨
Hey @professorbees.bsky.social , your Ted Cruz Mpreg art came up a few times tonight at dinner during the in-person lesbian group chat meal at outback. Everyone thought it was totally normal and thinks very highly of you, and by extension, me :-)
August 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hey @professorbees.bsky.social , your Ted Cruz Mpreg art came up a few times tonight at dinner during the in-person lesbian group chat meal at outback. Everyone thought it was totally normal and thinks very highly of you, and by extension, me :-)
One critic of the prequel trilogy. How did Anakin get a wife and keep her secret? All I do is blabber on about “my wife this” and “my wife that.” You’re telling me he had a wife— a PREGNANT wife, and didn’t shout it from the roof tops? Too unrealistic.
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One critic of the prequel trilogy. How did Anakin get a wife and keep her secret? All I do is blabber on about “my wife this” and “my wife that.” You’re telling me he had a wife— a PREGNANT wife, and didn’t shout it from the roof tops? Too unrealistic.
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August 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Big shout out to the retired lesbian couple who gifted us a squatty potty for our bridal shower. You were right, it is a major game changer.
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Big shout out to the retired lesbian couple who gifted us a squatty potty for our bridal shower. You were right, it is a major game changer.
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“Could you imagine if I ate sand right now?” - wife
August 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Could you imagine if I ate sand right now?” - wife