Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Pinned
"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
They've abandoned it in recent years, but that always made it feel safe from all the laggy ugly AI crap. This feels like finding out they're taking your friend off life support even though he's completely conscious
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
They've abandoned it in recent years, but that always made it feel safe from all the laggy ugly AI crap. This feels like finding out they're taking your friend off life support even though he's completely conscious
Watching homestar runner videos and learned tutorials about how to emulate it. I taught exes how to use it. I learned every inch of the interface, could tell you every bug with my eyes closed
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Watching homestar runner videos and learned tutorials about how to emulate it. I taught exes how to use it. I learned every inch of the interface, could tell you every bug with my eyes closed
My heart is genuinely shattered about the adobe animate thing. I've been with that program ever since my middle school computer teacher gave me a cracked copy. I took that program to a national competition in high school. That program started my career. I used it for everything
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My heart is genuinely shattered about the adobe animate thing. I've been with that program ever since my middle school computer teacher gave me a cracked copy. I took that program to a national competition in high school. That program started my career. I used it for everything
Adobe is a fucking joke. Of course they're killing the animation program I've used for almost 17 years just so they can fit more AI slop into the rest of their broken ass products
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Adobe is a fucking joke. Of course they're killing the animation program I've used for almost 17 years just so they can fit more AI slop into the rest of their broken ass products
Jesus that michael jackson movie looks like the most evil movie ever made lol
February 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Jesus that michael jackson movie looks like the most evil movie ever made lol
I love when the pitt introduces a villainous evil doctor
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I love when the pitt introduces a villainous evil doctor
Just got served a YouTube short that was five minutes long. What are we doing here? What are we DOING here??
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Just got served a YouTube short that was five minutes long. What are we doing here? What are we DOING here??
Dude what do you mean elon annoyed epstein into letting him go to the island lmfao
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Dude what do you mean elon annoyed epstein into letting him go to the island lmfao
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And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.
Oh well thank goodness they're demanding a warrant in some cases, that'll just sort everything out
January 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Oh well thank goodness they're demanding a warrant in some cases, that'll just sort everything out
Just got to the episode where one of the cast members is showing around his midwestern parents and trying to make them proud of him because they've seemingly never seen television (?), and the father yells "well that's just swell, BUT YOUR BROTHER'S STANDING IN IRAQ!"
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just got to the episode where one of the cast members is showing around his midwestern parents and trying to make them proud of him because they've seemingly never seen television (?), and the father yells "well that's just swell, BUT YOUR BROTHER'S STANDING IN IRAQ!"
In episode 3, the head writer played by Matthew Perry has a minor existential crisis because a focus group says his writing isn't patriotic enough
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
In episode 3, the head writer played by Matthew Perry has a minor existential crisis because a focus group says his writing isn't patriotic enough
I've been watching Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and it's a monumental achievement in bad tv. The entire premise revolves around an SNL sketch that's too controversial for tv called "Crazy Christians", and then you finally see the sketch and the punchline is "science, schmience!"
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I've been watching Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and it's a monumental achievement in bad tv. The entire premise revolves around an SNL sketch that's too controversial for tv called "Crazy Christians", and then you finally see the sketch and the punchline is "science, schmience!"
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This shit rocks
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This shit rocks
I had nightmares about Ella McKay all night. Kept going in and out of meetings, "We're waiting for Ella McKay to show up." "You're going to have to ask Ella McKay where to file that paperwork. She'll be here any minute"
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I had nightmares about Ella McKay all night. Kept going in and out of meetings, "We're waiting for Ella McKay to show up." "You're going to have to ask Ella McKay where to file that paperwork. She'll be here any minute"
Lol they put a blindfold on that poor woman and dropped her into a warzone
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Lol they put a blindfold on that poor woman and dropped her into a warzone
Funniest thing jeopardy does is they make celebrity jeopardy winners come back for the tournament of champions. It's a goddamn bloodbath. They take off the training wheels and throw them directly into the X-Games
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Funniest thing jeopardy does is they make celebrity jeopardy winners come back for the tournament of champions. It's a goddamn bloodbath. They take off the training wheels and throw them directly into the X-Games
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Tired of running from who I am, and it's time that I face the facts. I'm an AC/DC at karaoke guy
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Tired of running from who I am, and it's time that I face the facts. I'm an AC/DC at karaoke guy
Are the Russos or Markus and McFeely under the impression that War Games is like, a canonical classic that people think about and talk about ever? This has haunted me for ten years
January 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Are the Russos or Markus and McFeely under the impression that War Games is like, a canonical classic that people think about and talk about ever? This has haunted me for ten years
There's the running joke in Winter Soldier that Cap is trying to catch up on culture he missed when he was frozen. At one point Black Widow makes a War Games reference, and he goes "yeah I get the reference." Why the heck did he start with War Games? Of all the movies??
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
There's the running joke in Winter Soldier that Cap is trying to catch up on culture he missed when he was frozen. At one point Black Widow makes a War Games reference, and he goes "yeah I get the reference." Why the heck did he start with War Games? Of all the movies??
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For sale: baby shoes, bad vibes
For sale: baby shoes, hate him
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
For sale: baby shoes, bad vibes
For sale: baby shoes, hate him
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
For sale: baby shoes, hate him
For sale: baby shoes, didn't fit
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
For sale: baby shoes, didn't fit