Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Pinned
"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
I love when the pitt introduces a villainous evil doctor
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I love when the pitt introduces a villainous evil doctor
Just got served a YouTube short that was five minutes long. What are we doing here? What are we DOING here??
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Just got served a YouTube short that was five minutes long. What are we doing here? What are we DOING here??
Dude what do you mean elon annoyed epstein into letting him go to the island lmfao
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Dude what do you mean elon annoyed epstein into letting him go to the island lmfao
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And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 AM
And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.
I've been watching Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and it's a monumental achievement in bad tv. The entire premise revolves around an SNL sketch that's too controversial for tv called "Crazy Christians", and then you finally see the sketch and the punchline is "science, schmience!"
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I've been watching Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and it's a monumental achievement in bad tv. The entire premise revolves around an SNL sketch that's too controversial for tv called "Crazy Christians", and then you finally see the sketch and the punchline is "science, schmience!"
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This shit rocks
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This shit rocks
I had nightmares about Ella McKay all night. Kept going in and out of meetings, "We're waiting for Ella McKay to show up." "You're going to have to ask Ella McKay where to file that paperwork. She'll be here any minute"
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I had nightmares about Ella McKay all night. Kept going in and out of meetings, "We're waiting for Ella McKay to show up." "You're going to have to ask Ella McKay where to file that paperwork. She'll be here any minute"
Funniest thing jeopardy does is they make celebrity jeopardy winners come back for the tournament of champions. It's a goddamn bloodbath. They take off the training wheels and throw them directly into the X-Games
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Funniest thing jeopardy does is they make celebrity jeopardy winners come back for the tournament of champions. It's a goddamn bloodbath. They take off the training wheels and throw them directly into the X-Games
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Tired of running from who I am, and it's time that I face the facts. I'm an AC/DC at karaoke guy
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Tired of running from who I am, and it's time that I face the facts. I'm an AC/DC at karaoke guy
There's the running joke in Winter Soldier that Cap is trying to catch up on culture he missed when he was frozen. At one point Black Widow makes a War Games reference, and he goes "yeah I get the reference." Why the heck did he start with War Games? Of all the movies??
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
There's the running joke in Winter Soldier that Cap is trying to catch up on culture he missed when he was frozen. At one point Black Widow makes a War Games reference, and he goes "yeah I get the reference." Why the heck did he start with War Games? Of all the movies??
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For sale: baby shoes, bad vibes
For sale: baby shoes, hate him
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
For sale: baby shoes, bad vibes
For sale: baby shoes, didn't fit
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
For sale: baby shoes, didn't fit
Love how this season of the pitt is Dr. Robby being visited by all his ghosts of Grisly Motorcycle Accidents Yet To Come begging him to change his gnarly ways
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Love how this season of the pitt is Dr. Robby being visited by all his ghosts of Grisly Motorcycle Accidents Yet To Come begging him to change his gnarly ways
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It'd be extremely funny to tell someone from 2003 that the highest-grossing DC movie of all time is an Aquaman movie
I still think it's bizarre how much they fumbled Momoa's aquaman. First movie was a monster hit, second one was completely abandoned by the studio and got zero marketing because they had a reboot on the way, Momoa played ball because he had Lobo, and it STILL made half a billion
Jason Momoa as Lobo in ‘SUPERGIRL’
In theaters on June 26.
In theaters on June 26.
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It'd be extremely funny to tell someone from 2003 that the highest-grossing DC movie of all time is an Aquaman movie
I still think it's bizarre how much they fumbled Momoa's aquaman. First movie was a monster hit, second one was completely abandoned by the studio and got zero marketing because they had a reboot on the way, Momoa played ball because he had Lobo, and it STILL made half a billion
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I still think it's bizarre how much they fumbled Momoa's aquaman. First movie was a monster hit, second one was completely abandoned by the studio and got zero marketing because they had a reboot on the way, Momoa played ball because he had Lobo, and it STILL made half a billion
Sometimes an Oscar nomination is a curse. F1 would've lived forever as a "That's surprisingly pretty good!" movie, and now the tides are turning against it as a "Can you believe they thought that was great?" movie
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Sometimes an Oscar nomination is a curse. F1 would've lived forever as a "That's surprisingly pretty good!" movie, and now the tides are turning against it as a "Can you believe they thought that was great?" movie
IMHO I could never imagine this going to anyone but Marty Supreme, the movie that had me realizing "That was Penn Jillette???" a full week after watching it
The nominees for Best Casting at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥
This is the first year of the category.
#Oscars
This is the first year of the category.
#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
IMHO I could never imagine this going to anyone but Marty Supreme, the movie that had me realizing "That was Penn Jillette???" a full week after watching it
You know the guy who directed those wolverine movies? james mangled?
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You know the guy who directed those wolverine movies? james mangled?
You know what's cool? You can just refuse to engage with media you know you'll find annoying. Never watched Last of Us season 2. I didn't do the last Stranger Things. I see there's aNOTHER game of thrones spinoff. These things come and go and piss everyone off, and I'm so pleasantly not worried
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You know what's cool? You can just refuse to engage with media you know you'll find annoying. Never watched Last of Us season 2. I didn't do the last Stranger Things. I see there's aNOTHER game of thrones spinoff. These things come and go and piss everyone off, and I'm so pleasantly not worried
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Toriyama's influence will be felt for generations
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Toriyama's influence will be felt for generations
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Walt was so wrong. This is one of the most magnificent achievements Disney ever made. It’s gorgeous in every respect.
One Hundred and One Dalmatians is a gorgeous film. After 65 years, its design is still fresh.
Disney's artists went for a new, adventurous look -- one that Walt Disney himself opposed. We explore how they did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/designing-...
Disney's artists went for a new, adventurous look -- one that Walt Disney himself opposed. We explore how they did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/designing-...
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Walt was so wrong. This is one of the most magnificent achievements Disney ever made. It’s gorgeous in every respect.
In america if you're sick you go into debt and die young, but in england you just have to traverse the zombie wasteland to find a pharmacist guru living in a monument of human skulls who gets stoned with the cannibal ogre who dwells in the woods, but they have NHS so it's free
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In america if you're sick you go into debt and die young, but in england you just have to traverse the zombie wasteland to find a pharmacist guru living in a monument of human skulls who gets stoned with the cannibal ogre who dwells in the woods, but they have NHS so it's free