Daniel Gallegos
@beanwalrus.bsky.social
Editor, animator, movie-maker. Trying to make something cool. You can see my work on Gameranx, Pretty Much It, BHG Productions, and in that mysterious whispering leather-bound notebook you found in the woods (he/him)
Pinned
"Hey Homer, what'd you do, get a haircut or somethin'?"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
"LOOK CLOSER, LENNY."
"Ohhh, I know what it is. You're the biggest man in the world now. Aaaand you're covered in gold!"
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"THEY MADE ME THINK I COULD WISH THINGS INTO THE WORLD!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"THEY MADE ME THINK I COULD WISH THINGS INTO THE WORLD!!!"
I'm so hungry I could feed a horse
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm so hungry I could feed a horse
When Udo Kier died one of my first thoughts was that the Kojima game he's starring in will be one hell of a swan song. Turns out, he hadn't filmed it yet 🫥 Absolutely devastating
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When Udo Kier died one of my first thoughts was that the Kojima game he's starring in will be one hell of a swan song. Turns out, he hadn't filmed it yet 🫥 Absolutely devastating
Keep forgetting the name of the new noah baumbach movie and my brain wants to call it "Jay Roach" or "Jay Pharoah"
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Keep forgetting the name of the new noah baumbach movie and my brain wants to call it "Jay Roach" or "Jay Pharoah"
None of us are prepared for Robert Rodriguez's Avatar 4
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
None of us are prepared for Robert Rodriguez's Avatar 4
Decided I'm not interested enough in RFK's sex life to subscribe to a paid newsletter. No really, it's ok!
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Decided I'm not interested enough in RFK's sex life to subscribe to a paid newsletter. No really, it's ok!
Just saw someone describe Vince Gilligan as "a weaboo for albuquerque" lmfao
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Just saw someone describe Vince Gilligan as "a weaboo for albuquerque" lmfao
Adventure time is so cool because they'll cast legendary elder statesmen character actors like Paul Williams, Stephen Root, and M. Emmet Walsh, and then make them say lines like "I hate the vampire king, he's a total dink" and "my noggin's all donked up"
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Adventure time is so cool because they'll cast legendary elder statesmen character actors like Paul Williams, Stephen Root, and M. Emmet Walsh, and then make them say lines like "I hate the vampire king, he's a total dink" and "my noggin's all donked up"
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I love my green trans son
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love my green trans son
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There's an ongoing debate in Italy as the right-wing government seeks to slash funds to the film industry, which would directly affect the lives of film workers. The fact that the Pope listed all these below-the-line craftspeople and artists in his speech is significant.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There's an ongoing debate in Italy as the right-wing government seeks to slash funds to the film industry, which would directly affect the lives of film workers. The fact that the Pope listed all these below-the-line craftspeople and artists in his speech is significant.
At the movies right now, and the pre-roll advertisements for local businesses are playing. They just played three AI generated commercials in a row
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
At the movies right now, and the pre-roll advertisements for local businesses are playing. They just played three AI generated commercials in a row
I can't put the Coen brothers filmography into a numbered list. The only way I could rank them in a way that makes sense would be a tier list. Best, Masterpiece, Near-Masterpiece, and Great
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can't put the Coen brothers filmography into a numbered list. The only way I could rank them in a way that makes sense would be a tier list. Best, Masterpiece, Near-Masterpiece, and Great
You call yourself a catholic but you only have two cats? You hardly seem addicted to cats imho
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You call yourself a catholic but you only have two cats? You hardly seem addicted to cats imho
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
All this pokemon talk got me to finally give Scarlet/Violet a chance. I almost immediately went down a wrong path on the way to the first gym, got clobbered a bunch of times by overpowered pokemon, and had a team of mid-20s by the time I got to the gym city lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
All this pokemon talk got me to finally give Scarlet/Violet a chance. I almost immediately went down a wrong path on the way to the first gym, got clobbered a bunch of times by overpowered pokemon, and had a team of mid-20s by the time I got to the gym city lol
Vulgar hollywood is at it again. Variety reports that they've just greenlit a movie about a character named Mean Ol' Mrs. Nutsack
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Vulgar hollywood is at it again. Variety reports that they've just greenlit a movie about a character named Mean Ol' Mrs. Nutsack
Kind of absolutely obsessed with the song choices in Courage the Cowardly dog ngl
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Kind of absolutely obsessed with the song choices in Courage the Cowardly dog ngl
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Production art I did in late-2024 of SQUIM on the Smiling Friends episode "Squim Returns"! I just adore this character and I had so much fun drawing him! Once again, huge thanks to Zach Hadel, Michael Cusack, and Aron Fromm for having me design this critter! 🤪
He holds a special place in my heart!
He holds a special place in my heart!
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Production art I did in late-2024 of SQUIM on the Smiling Friends episode "Squim Returns"! I just adore this character and I had so much fun drawing him! Once again, huge thanks to Zach Hadel, Michael Cusack, and Aron Fromm for having me design this critter! 🤪
He holds a special place in my heart!
He holds a special place in my heart!
You might criticize remaking Moana, but the movie is not FOR you. It's for all the kids who grew up with the first movie. All those 6 year olds who are turning 8 now
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You might criticize remaking Moana, but the movie is not FOR you. It's for all the kids who grew up with the first movie. All those 6 year olds who are turning 8 now
I just think it's funny that people keep saying AI is going to improve, but so far everything I've seen from AI writing sounds the exact same as that AI generated George Carlin routine from like two years ago
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I just think it's funny that people keep saying AI is going to improve, but so far everything I've seen from AI writing sounds the exact same as that AI generated George Carlin routine from like two years ago
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Happy Birthday to the maestro.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Birthday to the maestro.