Guinness w/ Flake - 2025

Does anyone else have a Google Pixel phone and the fingerprint scanner just doesn't work like 30 percent of the time? I've redone it a few times and still no luck.

Beginning to think I have some weird indistinguishable fingerprint thing going on and should pivot to a life of crime

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

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You can try ice-free curling in Belfast city centre now. We tried it the other day. I was not very good. Will stick to the smaller version (shuffleboard)

#belfast #curling #noiceicebaby

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.

Out of office: On ✅

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“The Elf on the Shelf is a capitalist surveillance tool of the bourgeois class no different than the corporate Alexa devices that the sheep of America have willingly bugged their homes with,” said Kaitelynn, age 6 and Parkyr, age 4, in an adorable crayon-scribble manifesto.

I went through security at the airport just now (Belfast International) and for the first time in a very long time I didn't have to take ANYTHING out of my bag when going through security - laptop, liquids, everything left inside. So much easier!

I will never, ever get over this.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

This repo of InfoSec Black Friday deals is actually pretty useful 👋💸

#blackfriday #infosec

github.com/0x90n/InfoSe...

First post ought to be a cat, right?