Chris
@beardybake.bsky.social
Dad/Hubby/Gamer
Current gig: Cloud Security Engineering
📍N.Ireland
Current gig: Cloud Security Engineering
📍N.Ireland
You can try ice-free curling in Belfast city centre now. We tried it the other day. I was not very good. Will stick to the smaller version (shuffleboard)
#belfast #curling #noiceicebaby
#belfast #curling #noiceicebaby
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You can try ice-free curling in Belfast city centre now. We tried it the other day. I was not very good. Will stick to the smaller version (shuffleboard)
#belfast #curling #noiceicebaby
#belfast #curling #noiceicebaby
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. It's going to be spectacular.
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![Boss: we are all on the same boat
The boat: [Image of a Mediterranean slave galley, a mustachioed gentleman with a whip fulfilling the role of the Boss with vigor.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreielcfrtuafrw3kabsrijeumwcm33byrfi6nrrvo4h7rv2jvlqsy2e@jpeg)
Coming to a dealer near you soon
December 31, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Coming to a dealer near you soon
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December 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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“The Elf on the Shelf is a capitalist surveillance tool of the bourgeois class no different than the corporate Alexa devices that the sheep of America have willingly bugged their homes with,” said Kaitelynn, age 6 and Parkyr, age 4, in an adorable crayon-scribble manifesto.
Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch: bit.ly/4gnERdA
December 6, 2024 at 11:45 PM
“The Elf on the Shelf is a capitalist surveillance tool of the bourgeois class no different than the corporate Alexa devices that the sheep of America have willingly bugged their homes with,” said Kaitelynn, age 6 and Parkyr, age 4, in an adorable crayon-scribble manifesto.
I went through security at the airport just now (Belfast International) and for the first time in a very long time I didn't have to take ANYTHING out of my bag when going through security - laptop, liquids, everything left inside. So much easier!
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I went through security at the airport just now (Belfast International) and for the first time in a very long time I didn't have to take ANYTHING out of my bag when going through security - laptop, liquids, everything left inside. So much easier!
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
This repo of InfoSec Black Friday deals is actually pretty useful 👋💸
#blackfriday #infosec
github.com/0x90n/InfoSe...
#blackfriday #infosec
github.com/0x90n/InfoSe...
GitHub - 0x90n/InfoSec-Black-Friday: All the deals for InfoSec related software/tools this Black Friday
All the deals for InfoSec related software/tools this Black Friday - 0x90n/InfoSec-Black-Friday
github.com
November 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
This repo of InfoSec Black Friday deals is actually pretty useful 👋💸
#blackfriday #infosec
github.com/0x90n/InfoSe...
#blackfriday #infosec
github.com/0x90n/InfoSe...
First post ought to be a cat, right?
November 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
First post ought to be a cat, right?