posting expert
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me not that kind of orc
bond. jimmy bond
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
bond. jimmy bond
draft posting is for things that aren’t good. jokes that don’t land. ideas too stupid. because you’re not posting them. you’re posting the idea of them.“hey I thought of this. Not gonna post it or anything because that would be fucked up. but in case you were wondering it would have been this”
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
draft posting is for things that aren’t good. jokes that don’t land. ideas too stupid. because you’re not posting them. you’re posting the idea of them.“hey I thought of this. Not gonna post it or anything because that would be fucked up. but in case you were wondering it would have been this”
drafts are a good thing. it’s a get out of jail free card. You can post a screenshot of your draft and no one can get mad at you because you didn’t post it. You’re just showing what you could have posted. But you didnt
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
drafts are a good thing. it’s a get out of jail free card. You can post a screenshot of your draft and no one can get mad at you because you didn’t post it. You’re just showing what you could have posted. But you didnt
I am going to “try things”
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I am going to “try things”
Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Vi sitter här i Venten och spelar lite Dota
mr beast veneers
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
mr beast veneers
they are fashion as well as function. A beautiful harmony
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
they are fashion as well as function. A beautiful harmony
need more sleeves with those cunty little thumb holes
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
need more sleeves with those cunty little thumb holes
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I’m an artist from Israel and this is my art
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m an artist from Israel and this is my art
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had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
beautiful countryside wedding though he did absorb the rings. I thought we were done with that but old habits die hard
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
beautiful countryside wedding though he did absorb the rings. I thought we were done with that but old habits die hard
every night he has his illusion eat my gith pussy. we have crazy astral projection sex because he doesn’t like to do anything with his physical body. I think it’s a texture thing. I’m laying an egg
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
every night he has his illusion eat my gith pussy. we have crazy astral projection sex because he doesn’t like to do anything with his physical body. I think it’s a texture thing. I’m laying an egg
not sure how this bg3 show is supposed to work when Gale and I are happily living in waterdeep. he’s busy. you can’t have him
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
not sure how this bg3 show is supposed to work when Gale and I are happily living in waterdeep. he’s busy. you can’t have him
looking to become a nepo friend if any of you are powerful and connected and know of anyone hiring
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
looking to become a nepo friend if any of you are powerful and connected and know of anyone hiring
this is perhaps the most likely answer. unfortunate for catdog
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
this is perhaps the most likely answer. unfortunate for catdog
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thank you, I am writing a zine
February 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
thank you, I am writing a zine
and another thing, I don’t really understand why it’s callrd a Roth IRA. I don’t see what “Roth” has to do with any of that. Is he irish?
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
and another thing, I don’t really understand why it’s callrd a Roth IRA. I don’t see what “Roth” has to do with any of that. Is he irish?
I will definitely call around and make a fuss. I called the pharmacy and they said there was nothing they could do so I must go up the chain of command 
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I will definitely call around and make a fuss. I called the pharmacy and they said there was nothing they could do so I must go up the chain of command 
HOW
DOES
CATDOG
CUM
DOES
CATDOG
CUM
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
HOW
DOES
CATDOG
CUM
DOES
CATDOG
CUM
they should give me what I want. I want them every 90 days. It’s very simple
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
they should give me what I want. I want them every 90 days. It’s very simple
They should give me the Key to Unlock the medicine cabinet. haha . At the pharmacy. I would like more of the pills
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
They should give me the Key to Unlock the medicine cabinet. haha . At the pharmacy. I would like more of the pills
hello. I am a piece of paper. interesting that I am able to communicate with you. perhaps I’m made of magic. a dark, evil magic. and here you are, an even darker, eviler magic. please store me in a dry spot. humidity will make my edges curl I bet. But you want that don’t you. Because you’re eviler
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
hello. I am a piece of paper. interesting that I am able to communicate with you. perhaps I’m made of magic. a dark, evil magic. and here you are, an even darker, eviler magic. please store me in a dry spot. humidity will make my edges curl I bet. But you want that don’t you. Because you’re eviler
fine, I’ll just start throwing up crazy style. See if I care
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
fine, I’ll just start throwing up crazy style. See if I care