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food is not a reward for doing work. it is not a little treat you deserve. food is something you need you dumb idiot
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
food is not a reward for doing work. it is not a little treat you deserve. food is something you need you dumb idiot
spent my first holiday with my mother in 6 years and my estranged abusive step father showed up drunk and proceeded to play with power tools. I am an understandable level of drunk
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
spent my first holiday with my mother in 6 years and my estranged abusive step father showed up drunk and proceeded to play with power tools. I am an understandable level of drunk
still haunted by the memory of checking out at the grocery store with my husband where the cashier asked if I “like shopping with papa” and put a milk sticker on my hand. “do you want a sticker?” she says, taking my hand with a full set of acrylic nails and an engagement ring
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
still haunted by the memory of checking out at the grocery store with my husband where the cashier asked if I “like shopping with papa” and put a milk sticker on my hand. “do you want a sticker?” she says, taking my hand with a full set of acrylic nails and an engagement ring
*handing you a diaper* put this on
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
*handing you a diaper* put this on
yes I would take the substance. The warning wasn’t to not do it, it was to follow directions
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
yes I would take the substance. The warning wasn’t to not do it, it was to follow directions
my son is so smart and handsome and brave
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
my son is so smart and handsome and brave
I would like to kiss my husband I haven’t kissed my husband in 3 days I’m going to lose it
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I would like to kiss my husband I haven’t kissed my husband in 3 days I’m going to lose it
had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
HEWWWOOOO NEW YORK!!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
HEWWWOOOO NEW YORK!!!
experiencing a category 4 ideastorm
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
experiencing a category 4 ideastorm
you will receive a moderate cash settlement
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
you will receive a moderate cash settlement
they should make a pill that relieves your bladder
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
they should make a pill that relieves your bladder
thot daughter or pedophile president
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
thot daughter or pedophile president
he’s haunting me
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
he’s haunting me
shidding in the name of
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
shidding in the name of
stop being a pedo
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
stop being a pedo
I don’t know how arsonists do it but I gotta give them props. I’ve been sitting with this wood stove for 20 minutes trying to get this shit to stay lit
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don’t know how arsonists do it but I gotta give them props. I’ve been sitting with this wood stove for 20 minutes trying to get this shit to stay lit
friend made a bunch of us in the sims and made them have orgies and one of them had sex with a ghost and I posted a video that went viral and someone made gay fan art of my friend fingering a ghost and it’s been our group chat cover photo for months
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
friend made a bunch of us in the sims and made them have orgies and one of them had sex with a ghost and I posted a video that went viral and someone made gay fan art of my friend fingering a ghost and it’s been our group chat cover photo for months
yor laughing?? I’m hungry and afraid and your laughing
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
yor laughing?? I’m hungry and afraid and your laughing
sleeping at my dads house and I freaking hate sleepovers. Where are all my things? my precious items
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
sleeping at my dads house and I freaking hate sleepovers. Where are all my things? my precious items
guy who goes 4 years back in your media tab and likes a photo
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
guy who goes 4 years back in your media tab and likes a photo
did you just fucking sink my battleship after I specifically told you not to
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
did you just fucking sink my battleship after I specifically told you not to
my job recently instituted a rotating weekly cleaning schedule which is fine except only the women are on it?
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my job recently instituted a rotating weekly cleaning schedule which is fine except only the women are on it?
sometimes my sister will see something I’ve posted and be like “i support you exaggerating for clout” in the most backhanded nasty tone. I’m not exaggerating I’m making shit up entirely dumbass
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sometimes my sister will see something I’ve posted and be like “i support you exaggerating for clout” in the most backhanded nasty tone. I’m not exaggerating I’m making shit up entirely dumbass