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beefdentist.bsky.social
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@beefdentist.bsky.social
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me not that kind of orc
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 9h
I went to school for 12 years for this
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10h
sorry :/
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10h
OhhHhhhhhh my tight little hole, my tight little nipple hole which closes up so quickly after removing jewelry for 4 hours
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10h
I’m doing better now 😎
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10h
“Go to a cardiologist” “get a halter monitor” hook me up with one
beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
very humiliating to need a coworker to bring you to urgent care but I’ve done worse
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
lol. Lmao even
Photo of my arm with a little bandage on it
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
no im beefdentist
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
really looking forward to getting healthcare so I can go to the doctor so they can look at me and say “hm probably just anxiety”
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
beefdentist
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
new @
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
no I don’t expect you to buy a pc that would be ridiculous. you should buy all the parts and build it instead
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
congrats. yor welcome. you only need to spend like $1100 more and then you can buy valheim and tame lox with me. I figured everyone else was pitching in to the honeymoon fund so I wanted to do something special
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
ignoring the wedding registry filled with a stand mixer and dutch ovens and expensive cutlery to buy you a $100 microcenter gift card
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
yes I vote for each candidate to help them out
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
DAE think it’s problematic for hasan to have an AirTag on his dog’s collar? A bit possessive and controlling if you ask me. but what do I know. I’m just a taxpayer. and redditor
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
running and falling and slipping and sliding
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
Bathroom gauntlet
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
✅
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 6d
Yes… yes!!!!!! Give in to the ice cream for breakfast!!!
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
ran out of cream for our coffee so it’s affogato instead. utilize your free will
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 7d
you can have icecream for breakfast if you want
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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 8d
every single photo of JD Vance I see I firmly believe is edited. you’re all pranking me
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