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me not that kind of orc
need more sleeves with those cunty little thumb holes
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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I’m an artist from Israel and this is my art
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
not sure how this bg3 show is supposed to work when Gale and I are happily living in waterdeep. he’s busy. you can’t have him
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
looking to become a nepo friend if any of you are powerful and connected and know of anyone hiring
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
and another thing, I don’t really understand why it’s callrd a Roth IRA. I don’t see what “Roth” has to do with any of that. Is he irish?
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
HOW

DOES

CATDOG

CUM
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
if I have a 90 day supply of medication. And at the end of those 90 days I run out of medication. How is my refill not available for 8 days. How can this be
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
feels great to apply for dozens of jobs and only hear back from MLMs I never applied to
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
mods??
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I love oatmeal. what a delight
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
thinkin about polnareff
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
just watched a hamster eat poop out of its butt 👍🏻
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
gooooood morning snow nation
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
giving up is my nindo
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
husband just informed me we can’t use the heat because they put bags down over the vents to prevent circulation while redoing the floor
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
yup. we could tell them to stop stealing people unless they have the proper piece of paper. We could tell them to stop executing people in the streets unless they are on the border. if we give them more funding they might listen to us
We should not fund DHS without serious reform. We could return CBP to border. We could require warrants for immigration arrests. We could beef up training and require identification.

The list of possible reforms is long. What's unacceptable is the current lawless status quo.
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
*dracula voice* I vant to suck your dick
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 AM
if I don’t respond to my mothers texts within a 10 minute window she starts sending me shit like this
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
if I was a vampire I wouldn’t steal your pads from the trash. I’m not a fucking dog. These hypothetical scenarios you come up with always make me look bad. I’d just ask you to switch to a diva cup
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
trying to summarize Predestination to a friend without spoiling it. I don’t think I can
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
what happened. why did I just gain 30 followers. is it the poop surrogate thing
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
poop surrogate
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
mustard pickles
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM