Alice Lastname
@beefenroni.bsky.social
26, midnight louse.
the ball is rolling up!!
the ball is rolling up!!
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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one year ago
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
one year ago
Miss Piggy autistic?
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Miss Piggy autistic?
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By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island
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trying to locate the sitting president of the United States energetically for a hex
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
trying to locate the sitting president of the United States energetically for a hex
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Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him https://theonion.com/ryan-murphy-worried-all-his-worst-ideas-behind-him/
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him https://theonion.com/ryan-murphy-worried-all-his-worst-ideas-behind-him/
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Boston's goalie waiting in the shootout, all her tiny bobblehead doppelgangers behind her @bostonfleet.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Boston's goalie waiting in the shootout, all her tiny bobblehead doppelgangers behind her @bostonfleet.com
This dude face-timing his friends while we do training is kinda heaven sent cause I’m glimpsing into the hetero-man’s life and its… interesting.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This dude face-timing his friends while we do training is kinda heaven sent cause I’m glimpsing into the hetero-man’s life and its… interesting.
My supervisor? Not here. My training? Done. Am I allowed to leave? NO!!!!!! NEVER!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
My supervisor? Not here. My training? Done. Am I allowed to leave? NO!!!!!! NEVER!!!!
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I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
Me at 5pm the last two days fighting the urge to nap:
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Me at 5pm the last two days fighting the urge to nap:
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A wind came.
It blew across the land.
The pile of leaves that Frog had raked for Toad blew everywhere.
The pile of leaves that Toad had raked for Frog blew everywhere.
It blew across the land.
The pile of leaves that Frog had raked for Toad blew everywhere.
The pile of leaves that Toad had raked for Frog blew everywhere.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
A wind came.
It blew across the land.
The pile of leaves that Frog had raked for Toad blew everywhere.
The pile of leaves that Toad had raked for Frog blew everywhere.
It blew across the land.
The pile of leaves that Frog had raked for Toad blew everywhere.
The pile of leaves that Toad had raked for Frog blew everywhere.
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Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
Maybe this is anti-feminist of me but… men don’t deserve presents on Valentine’s Day.
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Maybe this is anti-feminist of me but… men don’t deserve presents on Valentine’s Day.
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They'll release every kind of barbie except one that's average weight
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
They'll release every kind of barbie except one that's average weight
If these animated shorts don’t lead to a Starstruck Odyssey 2 announcement…
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If these animated shorts don’t lead to a Starstruck Odyssey 2 announcement…
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.