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Ben Branscum
@benbranscum.bsky.social
Have Camera, Will Travel

How bout them Cats, Philly Sports Lover and Sheffield United fan, Sturgill Simpson and Billy Strings enjoyer

Writer for @digitalchumps

He, Him, Y’all | Opinions = Mine

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Hi everyone, most of yall don’t know me. I grew up in poverty and my parents still struggle with it. Their living conditions are way less than stellar. It’s a mobile home from the 80s.

It’s a lot, but I’ve started a GoFundMe to try and help them. It’s a large amount, but I want to try for them.
Donate to Help Provide a Safe Home for Our Parents, organized by Ben Branscum
Hey everyone, This is a fundraiser for my parents. We grew up in poverty and… Ben Branscum needs your support for Help Provide a Safe Home for Our Parents
gofund.me
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Frankfort Police Department confirms one person has died from the shooting at Kentucky State University this afternoon, another victim in hospital in stable but critical condition. Suspect remains in custody.
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
FYI, I don’t work at this university. I work at a different university in Kentucky.

However, my thoughts are with those hurt today. I hope they are all OK.
A suspect has been arrested after a shooting at Kentucky State University, the authorities said on Tuesday. The Frankfort Police Department said that it had responded to what it called “an active aggressor.”
Multiple Injuries Reported in Shooting at Kentucky State University, Officials Say
The police said a suspect had been arrested after the shooting at the school in Frankfort, Ky.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I still think about you:
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My therapist today: so how has the past week been?

Me: THE PHILLIES RESIGNED SCHWARBER NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Phillies really saw the Eagles last night and said 'We gotta cheer this city up before we burn it all down' lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
TAKE THAT, METS
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was 230lbs in June and July, now I am down to 210, and that feels wild to think about.
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ight, I've seen enough. Goodnight Birds (I've been up since 5:30 don't hate on my tired ass).
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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wow technology is so streamlined im so glad i don't have to lug around a textbook

*logs into student portal with 2 factor*
courses > math > access pearson > open pearson > open MyLab > eTextbook contents > My eTextbook > Open eTextbook > table of contents
*repeat when it logs me out in 40 mins*
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Alright... I hate posting personal things as much as I hate asking for something but my tiny perfect niece was diagnosed with leukemia last week, and her uncle has started a GoFundMe to help, so if you wouldn't mind taking a look or sharing that would be very cool.
www.gofundme.com/f/ebbpy-supp...
Donate to Support Brielle’s Fight Against Leukemia, organized by Bill Lubeck
My name is Bill Lubeck, and recently my sweet, and energetic 5 year old niece Bri… Bill Lubeck needs your support for Support Brielle’s Fight Against Leukemia
www.gofundme.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Everyday I wake up.
I have a bad feeling
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Phillies may lose some free agents, but Bryce Harper is circulating his blood through a fax machine.

World Series here we come.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Cates > Makar confirmed dont @ me
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Still one of the best number fonts.

Take care, Michael.
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
She already had my heart.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My kings
Michael Jordan, Denny Hamlin, and Bob Jenkins have arrived for Day 5.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I genuinely don’t see how NASCAR wins this case. Between Prime’s part yesterday and now this.
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Today, I got put on medication for high blood pressure, and had my A1C levels hit pre-diabetic.

Turns out the snow was the least of my problems :(
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thought long and hard about this, but I wanted to sit down for 2025 and think about the music I loved.

'Planting By The Signs' by S.G. Goodman is a masterpiece to me, and my favorite of the year.

Honorable mentions are in no particular order.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM