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Ben, longtime Mariners fan

@aceofbens.com

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Just some guy writing words, usually about the Phillies or Flyers. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever. If you came here expecting book talk, (first of all, I'm sorry) please instead go to @blog.aceofbens.com

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 4h

Huge shoutout to the Chicago Cubs for losing in only 9 innings tonight 👏🫡

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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 5h

Worst Philadelphia sports week of your life SO FAR

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 6h

I still can't believe they let an american be the pope

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 6h

Everyone knows that I've always been a huge Mariners fan

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 6h

I've always loved the Mariners

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 6h

STEPHEN NO

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12h

I have been buzzing for days now. Thank you Vladdy.

Vlad Guerrero Jr. Saying "Daaaaaaaa Yankees Lose!"

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

I will be studying tomorrow

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

I think after tonight's game, I've actually earned my ironic display name

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 1d

FOR HUMPY! 😭

The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.

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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 1d

Oh so now I can’t spray champagne into my homeboy’s mouth nor can he in mine - SMH

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

the champagne locker room orgy is probably the gayest thing in men’s sports which is really saying something

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

I think the Braves hired an Etsy witch before it was cool

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

One Brewers win away from the second year in a row where the Phillies are the only one of the four Bye teams to crap out in the LDS

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

Do you think Matilda stayed up watching the whole game?

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

the baseball tonight was not boring but we can NOT do this every night

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

'twas a pleasure posting through it with you all tonight 🫡

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 1d

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 1d

Mariners vs Blue Jays is going to be so much fucking fun omg. Just cancel the National League and make that the World Series.

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

*this user is not telling the truth

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

I'll never complain about the zombie runner during the regular season ever again*

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

THANK FUCKING GOD

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

GO M'S!!!!!!!!!

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

At the point of the game where I'm scared to refresh the feed in case anyone's ahead of me

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

If we’ve ever needed a big ass…we’ve needed it now

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Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

CAL PLEASE

Ben, longtime Mariners fan @aceofbens.com · 1d

Aw, you missed the 14th inning stretch