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Ben
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Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
Good morning, I fell asleep around 4pm yesterday and just woke up... what'd I miss?
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Same old story, none of the glory.
Flyers | The Philadelphia Sound 02 | 🎶 Cemetery’s Garden by The Menzingers
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm so tired but Ruby refuses to come back into the house so I can sleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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what the fuck is a zine anyway
So. How many of you are in trouble? interc.pt/3KhNsEp
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my birthday's in the 350s here 😐
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Luckily it's not a thousand.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Thanksgiving food takes all sound like they come from one of two places — disdain for the way a family member you despise makes one specific dish or a desire to complain about Thanksgiving without sounding like you have too much family trauma to enjoy holidays
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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deep frying a frozen turkey now thanks a lot eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Anyway, the Flyers play at 7pm ET tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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and you expect me to celebrate a holiday about giving thanks in four days?
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
not to speak too soon, but I'd like to check in with the manager who said "you guys just wait, you'll be crying tonight" did he mean crying of laughter?
on Sundays during football season, we're allowed to wear jerseys instead of our work shirts and the only two I've seen so far today is a dept lead in an Eagles jersey and a manager in a Cowboys jersey
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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need this for the inquirer
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
on Sundays during football season, we're allowed to wear jerseys instead of our work shirts and the only two I've seen so far today is a dept lead in an Eagles jersey and a manager in a Cowboys jersey
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't want to go to work tomorrow because my boss clearly doesn't like me but I'm good at my job so I don't think they'll fire me and she's just going to complain about me when I'm not in the room and then when I am in the room she's going to complain about everyone else who isn't in the room :)
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I majored in Spanish planning to become a translator/interpreter, but then genAI became the hot new thing my senior year, so I caved and started working at a grocery store and accidentally became important and got promoted to FT and lost the energy to apply to real jobs
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
what's a career path?
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
irrationally cocky fan brain has seeped in because I felt the same disappointment as a loss when the horn went off just because Foerster didn't get his hatty lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It is honestly so cool that Flyers fans spent two years saying “hey so what if we just traded for that guy?” and then the team traded for him and he absolutely kicks ass lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Concept: Hat Trick Watch under both teams on the scorebug
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM