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Bene Jesserit
@benejesserit.bsky.social
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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books. She/her.
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The Chair Company episode 7.
Mia Goth as Pearl, starin’ and grinnin’
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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🎵 IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SWEATER
HOLD THIS THREAD AS I WALK AWAAAY
WATCH ME UNRAVEL
I’LL SOON BE NAKED
LYING ON THE FLOOR
LYING ON THE FLOOOOR
I’VE COME UNDOOOONE
Chicago Pope rockin’ the mic
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Uncle fester in Addams Family Values wearing a white jacket with a choking blue turtleneck and a weird wig
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Mamdani is to Trump as Ryan the temp is to Michael Scott.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Been watching The Creep Tapes
and, boy, this guy sure is a creep.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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#3160 What life is like if you own a cat.
A digital drawing of a guy being compressed by a happy cat sitting on their head. The guy has an expression of reluctant acceptance. There is text that reads 'The cat has chosen me. This is my life now.'
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Anybody else read it in his voice?
Tim Robinson in the “Pay It Forward” sketch from I Think You Should Leave.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The last few months of Trump's presidency have been like that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human and dies, but nobody realizes it because his corpse keeps letting off spurts of gas that make it seem like he's talking
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7d
Trump: We’re going to make the American Dream a word that—two words that you didn’t have. Remember when Biden said it’s all about three words: The American Dream. You don’t ever want to get in that situation.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This is so Leto II and Hwi Noree coded.
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 8d
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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OMFG Y’ALL LOOK AT OY
thatsgoodweb.bsky.social 𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 8d
Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017
Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017 The Gunslinger Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017 The Drawing of the Three Akihiro Yamada, cover art for The Dark Tower series, 2017 The Waste Lands
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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It rules that the new Florence + the Machine album is full of witchy shit and chamber music. Florence Welch is back on her bullshit and I can’t get enough of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Finally got around to watching Predator: Killer of Killers, and she is literally mother.
Ursa, Daughter of Einar, from Predator: Killer of Killers.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I’m sorry, but this segment from New York Magazine’s Trump/Epstein coverage is so funny. Real horndog 80s comedy energy.
In a December 2015 email to Landon Thomas Jr., who was then a reporter at Times, Epstein claimed Trump was so distracted by the women that he almost walked into a glass door. "Read the [BuzzFeed article ] re my airplane logs and hawaiian tropic contest, Epstein wrote. "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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This is what MAGA thinks all “woke” people are like.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This is just Nathan Fielder’s chili suit, though.
Nathan Fielder wearing an insane suit that would help him sneak chili into a stadium and sell it. It’s a whole thing. Watch Nathan for You.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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GDT’s Frankenstein is gorgeous and I really enjoyed it, but Poor Things is still my favorite Frankenstein adaptation.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Homer Simpson backing into a bush
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Oh fuck oh shit

Maybe I’m jinxing it, but I think Tar Heel basketball is back, baby.
a crowd of people watching a game with the final four written on the bottom
Alt: Roy Williams cheering, and also Antawn Jamison is there
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November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Give Stan Kelly a Pulitzer.
kartoonistkelly.bsky.social Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 17d
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
@theonion.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
Lady Jessica and Duke Leto from Dune
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg from The Fifth Element
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM