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a gas explosion at dicks sporting goods sends a skateboard into low orbit, eventually coming to rest outside my front door. leaving, I step on it and it flips into my nuts killing me instantly
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
a gas explosion at dicks sporting goods sends a skateboard into low orbit, eventually coming to rest outside my front door. leaving, I step on it and it flips into my nuts killing me instantly
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kid keeps saying he ate a Christmas tree. no you didn't. daycare would have noted that in the app
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
kid keeps saying he ate a Christmas tree. no you didn't. daycare would have noted that in the app
I resolve to get a little bit worse every day
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I resolve to get a little bit worse every day
Wow I can't believe it's going to be 2025
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Wow I can't believe it's going to be 2025
Make sure you leave out some snacks for me tonight
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Make sure you leave out some snacks for me tonight
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Anime Sickos Podcast - “It’s good, it’s like a real show”
December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Anime Sickos Podcast - “It’s good, it’s like a real show”
I don't think of myself as particularly "Nebraskan," but then I'll buy 200 pounds of sand to put in my trunk when it snows because I am GOING to get to work, goddammit
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I don't think of myself as particularly "Nebraskan," but then I'll buy 200 pounds of sand to put in my trunk when it snows because I am GOING to get to work, goddammit
Happy thanks to all comrades today
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy thanks to all comrades today
My kids are not interested in my proposed house rule to fix the busted action economy in Catan Jr. This is dad abuse
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My kids are not interested in my proposed house rule to fix the busted action economy in Catan Jr. This is dad abuse
I have the day off tomorrow and the kids will be at school: the rare day when I can play the tuba and not get yelled at
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have the day off tomorrow and the kids will be at school: the rare day when I can play the tuba and not get yelled at
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Washing your hands is amazing;; you just soap em up, add a lil water, then hey presto: all that nasty shit goes down the drain to fuck off forever
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Washing your hands is amazing;; you just soap em up, add a lil water, then hey presto: all that nasty shit goes down the drain to fuck off forever
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
shocked to learn dick cheney has been alive this whole time
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
shocked to learn dick cheney has been alive this whole time
I am fucking good at grocery shopping and saving money and every time a politician tries to tell people how to shop I want to [redacted]
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am fucking good at grocery shopping and saving money and every time a politician tries to tell people how to shop I want to [redacted]
4200 per year is about 80 bucks per week. I live in a cheap region and that's still only like 3/4 of an Aldi run if I'm keeping my wife and kids alive
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
4200 per year is about 80 bucks per week. I live in a cheap region and that's still only like 3/4 of an Aldi run if I'm keeping my wife and kids alive
Buttercream frosting is too sweet. We're flying too close to the sun
October 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Buttercream frosting is too sweet. We're flying too close to the sun
It's weird that $20 is the same as $60.. why is no one talking about this
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It's weird that $20 is the same as $60.. why is no one talking about this
Listen I don't know how to explain this but all my views are correct. Put that in the newspaper
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Listen I don't know how to explain this but all my views are correct. Put that in the newspaper
I would sooner take to the woods and become an ascetic than send a read receipt
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I would sooner take to the woods and become an ascetic than send a read receipt
Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked
Well that means MY date of birth is closer to WWII than it is to the present day. I feel nothing about this
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well that means MY date of birth is closer to WWII than it is to the present day. I feel nothing about this
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Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
2yo: scunsqeen
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2yo: scunsqeen
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream
Me: sunscreen
2yo: scrumsqweem
Me: sun. screen.
2yo: ...scumscream