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Ben Willbond
@benwillbond.bsky.social
Yes it’s The Captain off of Ghosts. Screenwriter and you know the rest.
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Please stop piping music at me. Stop it. No.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ryanair have beautifully perfected the narrow pain of air travel. The machine check in, the small bag checks, the lack of legroom and overhead space, the constant enforced selling of sh*t. Profit above everything. End stage capitalism in full bloom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Good News Bears.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If the aliens come it will be Ben Stokes who greets them. He’s the best of us. #Ashes #Fifer #Itakeitallback
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Everyone now… Where’s your Head at? Where’s your Head at!!!!?
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Given the cricket I may have a whiskey.
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Never not astonished by the lusty morning holiday drinkers at airports. It’s 07.30 guys. Some fellas here three pints deep. The day hangover alone…
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Come on JOFFRA!
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Has anyone on here set up a Hive heating system without going insane and wanting to destroy the universe and everything in it?
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Does…does anyone fancy a pint?
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Absolutely loved this and by coincidence am slap bang in that space where the voice is telling me ‘no’.
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Air travel is mostly waiting on stairs isn’t it?
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
@herbssnoof.bsky.social and a very happy birthday to you. At ease. Feet up, kettle on.
October 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Too many moving parts, man. Kin ell.
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tough enuss.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Super busy hotel buffet breakfast solo dodge dance this morning. Kinetic.
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Friday night though? Yeah?
September 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Phil this is the best news! @louiestowell.bsky.social this is my entry for Good News Friday (also the audio book nomination)
TREK BATH IS THE BEST BIKE SHOP IN THE WORLD. Claire recognised my bike on the way in to work and said “that’s not meant to be there” and TOOK IT INTO THE SHOP!! They called me and refused any sort of finders fee. I do not deserve people like this.
September 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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THIS MORNING AT 11! I'm up and plotting what I'll paint on the window. See you later! And thanks to @benwillbond.bsky.social for his advance vocal contribution to the morning's entertainments.
London! London-adjacent people! If you'd like to come and say hi and get your Loki: A bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos signed I will be at The Children's Bookshop on Sat 13th, 11am. I will also be painting their window... @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social #UKKidlit #Edusky
September 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bye Mandy. Bye now.
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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This is a wonderful bit of writing.
I've been meaning to write about me, my family and murder for decades and have finally plucked up the courage... open.substack.com/pub/ferguscr...
Me, my family and murder.
I think I must have been about nine.
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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London! London-adjacent people! If you'd like to come and say hi and get your Loki: A bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos signed I will be at The Children's Bookshop on Sat 13th, 11am. I will also be painting their window... @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social #UKKidlit #Edusky
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Finals!! #Hundred
August 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM