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Don House
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Retired Chili’s Bartender. Norm’s Chauffeur. Man about my house.
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Straight-up sociopath.

Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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To me, this is the great American movie
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Me, today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Madden: Did you ever see Bone Tomahawk?
Al: No
Madden: alright, so
November 26, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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No one shld lose sight of the fact that the Guard was only in DC as part of an extended political messaging stunt. The shooter is guilty for the attacks/carnage. Donald Trump is responsible for them. This is the collateral damage of Trump abusing his powers as President.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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We killed how many cancer research trials to pay for this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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And it only cost Americans a quarter billion in taxpayer money
this extremely fashy Trump cult of personality ad featuring Kristi Noem ran this morning on Fox & Friends
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Strib: look at those unruly protestors
MPR: one of the cops shot us
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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MPR reporter had to be taken by ambulance after SPPD shot them with 40mm rounds.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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someone tell Ian you dont get money for saying stupid shit on this platform
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving:

What?!
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
my dad taking me to north stars games, coupled with owning this exact van and a volvo 240 explains a lot about who I became. h/t @mntwinszealot.bsky.social for the footage.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
_He's_ gone through an experience?
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Costanza soup season shift dot gif.
Kaprizov makes it 3-0 Wild
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We all know ball. bsky.app/profile/donn...
Talking football with a screenwriter of the Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy, it's 2014
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM