𓊝 ༅ ᛏᚱᛅᚴᚬᚾ ᛘᛅᛋᛏᛁᚱ .ᐟ
@berkschief.bsky.social
❝⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒯𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 ⠀ ⠀ were ⠀ 𝕯͟𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝕾 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀when 𝓘 was⠀ ᵃ⠀ 𝓑 𝐎 𝐘 。 ⠀ ⠀ ❞
Pinned
⠀ ⠀ ✎
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ꪮ𝒽 ⠀、 there were
⠀ ⠀ 𝓰𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝖌ꪹỉꪑ ⠀ ⠀ ˢᵏʸ ⠀ 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝕾
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᵗʰᵃᵗ 𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 ᵒⁿ ⠀
the ⠀ 𝒸𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏 ⠀ tops like
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🅖𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙄𝘾
𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖞 𓅓 ᵇⁱʳᵈˢ 。⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❞
⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ꪮ𝒽 ⠀、 there were
⠀ ⠀ 𝓰𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝖌ꪹỉꪑ ⠀ ⠀ ˢᵏʸ ⠀ 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝕾
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᵗʰᵃᵗ 𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 ᵒⁿ ⠀
the ⠀ 𝒸𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏 ⠀ tops like
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🅖𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙄𝘾
𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖞 𓅓 ᵇⁱʳᵈˢ 。⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❞
⠀ ⠀
/ Goddamn
Supporting from the sidelines 👏👏👏👏
Supporting from the sidelines 👏👏👏👏
/ Omg that’s insane I’m so sorry 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
/ Goddamn
Supporting from the sidelines 👏👏👏👏
Supporting from the sidelines 👏👏👏👏
/ Omg that’s insane I’m so sorry 😭😭😭
/ HOLY SHIT??? 😭😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
/ Omg that’s insane I’m so sorry 😭😭😭
/ HOLY SHIT??? 😭😭😭😭
♇ᡣ𐭩
Ya'll, the way this edit uses two hours of footage, has a 6 minute song, and I STILL NEED TO CUT IT ALL TO BE UNDER THREE MINUTES FOR BLUESKY'S SATSIFACTION
Ya'll, the way this edit uses two hours of footage, has a 6 minute song, and I STILL NEED TO CUT IT ALL TO BE UNDER THREE MINUTES FOR BLUESKY'S SATSIFACTION
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
/ HOLY SHIT??? 😭😭😭😭
Oh, uh, yeah.
( Quickly opting to adjust his wrist cuff instead. )
Just— just thinking.
( Quickly opting to adjust his wrist cuff instead. )
Just— just thinking.
it'd help me. not only mentally, but physically. these things are fuckin' heavy. and annoyin'.
( snorts. but. hm. )
you okay?
( snorts. but. hm. )
you okay?
As long as you’re okay with that.
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Oh, uh, yeah.
( Quickly opting to adjust his wrist cuff instead. )
Just— just thinking.
( Quickly opting to adjust his wrist cuff instead. )
Just— just thinking.
As long as you’re okay with that.
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
oooh, hun, don't worry about that! i sorta? accepted it awhile back. maybe one day i will be less ... protective? cautious? with other doctors to maybe get em lopped off, but for now? i'll deal.
Right, I guess that makes sense.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
As long as you’re okay with that.
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
( Twiddling his thumbs all awkwardly for some reason. )
I was a runt.
The runts in my village are called hiccups.
. . . My name’s Hiccup.
The runts in my village are called hiccups.
. . . My name’s Hiccup.
What's your name? Beanstalk??
No it’s actually pretty bad when that’s literally the whole point of your name . . . . .
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I was a runt.
The runts in my village are called hiccups.
. . . My name’s Hiccup.
The runts in my village are called hiccups.
. . . My name’s Hiccup.
No it’s actually pretty bad when that’s literally the whole point of your name . . . . .
being short isn't so bad i do it all the time
Please don’t I was already short once—
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No it’s actually pretty bad when that’s literally the whole point of your name . . . . .
Please don’t I was already short once—
TALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE SHORTER THROUGH FORCE
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Please don’t I was already short once—
I had a growth spurt at 18 it’s not my fault. :(
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I had a growth spurt at 18 it’s not my fault. :(
I.
( Literally a tall lanky guy. )
What did I do? :(
( Literally a tall lanky guy. )
What did I do? :(
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I.
( Literally a tall lanky guy. )
What did I do? :(
( Literally a tall lanky guy. )
What did I do? :(
/ HDHDHDHXJDJDJD I’m scared
//game on, viking twink.
/ Oh fuck HDHDHDHDH
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
/ HDHDHDHXJDJDJD I’m scared
/ Oh fuck HDHDHDHDH
//laughs because she's also from medieval sweden-
/ Okay so how do I tell LD some random Viking twink is one inch taller than her…….
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
/ Oh fuck HDHDHDHDH
/ Okay so how do I tell LD some random Viking twink is one inch taller than her…….
< Is 6'0 by the way
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
/ Okay so how do I tell LD some random Viking twink is one inch taller than her…….
Right, I guess that makes sense.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
is what it is. with my body and it’s unique composition, i just don’t trust a doctor to remove em.
Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Right, I guess that makes sense.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
I, uh— come from a time where surgery isn’t the greatest, so I can’t be much help.
Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
it’s a curse really. 🙂↕️
You do???
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh. I’m sorry to hear that.
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
( Glancing down at himself sadly. Not gonna comment on anything else. )
You do???
i have those!
Boybies? Manmories??? 🧍
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You do???
Boybies? Manmories??? 🧍
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Boybies? Manmories??? 🧍
/ I should not be laughing so hard at jokes about Jason’s man tits 😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
/ I should not be laughing so hard at jokes about Jason’s man tits 😭😭
/ Pyro’s getting me closer to making Terry just so I can make ic digs at Joker…..
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
/ Pyro’s getting me closer to making Terry just so I can make ic digs at Joker…..
/ Tuffnut core.. HDHDHDHDH
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
/ Tuffnut core.. HDHDHDHDH
W-Well, uh, I’ll, uh— let myself be surprised then.
( Flustered fidgeting. )
( Flustered fidgeting. )
you can ask but i might lie a bit! 😉
Uhh, am I allowed to ask what kinda things—?
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
W-Well, uh, I’ll, uh— let myself be surprised then.
( Flustered fidgeting. )
( Flustered fidgeting. )
/ Hic stop simping challenge….. 😔😔😔😔
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
/ Hic stop simping challenge….. 😔😔😔😔
Uhh, am I allowed to ask what kinda things—?
if you worship me good enough ill bless you with wonderful things. 💗
( Internal screaming— )
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Uhh, am I allowed to ask what kinda things—?
( Internal screaming— )
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
[ batting lashes, blowing a kiss 💋 ]
of course!
of course!
( 😳 )
Uhhh, thanks??
Uhhh, thanks??
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
( Internal screaming— )
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
U-Uh-huh. Yep.
( 😳 )
Uhhh, thanks??
Uhhh, thanks??
…. ❗️how lovely!! 💗 trying just for me, youre going to make me want to shoot you for myself! 🏹
Well, uh, I don’t exactly worship Greek gods. 💧
B-But, but, I guess I could—! Y’know, try to??
B-But, but, I guess I could—! Y’know, try to??
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
( 😳 )
Uhhh, thanks??
Uhhh, thanks??