Betty Theft 🏴☠️
@bettytheft.bsky.social
chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋
Pinned
ARE YOU HUMAN? 🪲
☂️ photos by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social
🪲 hair by @thelomaprietta.bsky.social
☂️ dress by me w guidance from @trishacan.bsky.social (inspired by raffaella carrá)
☂️ photos by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social
🪲 hair by @thelomaprietta.bsky.social
☂️ dress by me w guidance from @trishacan.bsky.social (inspired by raffaella carrá)
the only truly red blush i’ve ever found in my life was a $5 halloween nyx pan from 2018 called like “stage blood” or something
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
the only truly red blush i’ve ever found in my life was a $5 halloween nyx pan from 2018 called like “stage blood” or something
what circumstances occurred that led to the creation of AJ and the Queen
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
what circumstances occurred that led to the creation of AJ and the Queen
i don’t understand why drivers always sensationalize public transport as “dangerous” just cuz there r crazy people on the train. u r infinitely more likely to die from a car crash than from some guy talking to himself on the train
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i don’t understand why drivers always sensationalize public transport as “dangerous” just cuz there r crazy people on the train. u r infinitely more likely to die from a car crash than from some guy talking to himself on the train
come to circus tonight 🎠
cant stop listening to the reba mcentire cover of If I Were A Boy
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
come to circus tonight 🎠
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Omg it’s CIRCUS DAYYYYY
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Omg it’s CIRCUS DAYYYYY
thinking, as always, about isabelle huppert pointedly avoiding xavier dolan on the red carpet
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
thinking, as always, about isabelle huppert pointedly avoiding xavier dolan on the red carpet
“obliterate” is like a top ten english word of all time
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“obliterate” is like a top ten english word of all time
circus tonight… anything could happen… i could meet the love of my life or be cyberbullied to death… the world is full of possibility
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
circus tonight… anything could happen… i could meet the love of my life or be cyberbullied to death… the world is full of possibility
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Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back!
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back!
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
25 days remain until my Golden Birthday… you have been warned
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
25 days remain until my Golden Birthday… you have been warned
remember that period of online pop culture when straight guys idolized neil patrick harris in that one sitcom ??? wtf was THAT about
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
remember that period of online pop culture when straight guys idolized neil patrick harris in that one sitcom ??? wtf was THAT about
can't stop singing jewel's Pieces of You
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can't stop singing jewel's Pieces of You
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Betty Theft stuns in new photos.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Betty Theft stuns in new photos.
who's going w me
Next Monday at 7pm, @thefilmsociety hosts Masaki Kobayashi's supernatural anthology KWAIDAN.
Based on a 1904 collection of Japanese folktales & at the time the most expensive Japanese film ever made, KWAIDAN will be presented in 35MM.
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Based on a 1904 collection of Japanese folktales & at the time the most expensive Japanese film ever made, KWAIDAN will be presented in 35MM.
Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
a close up of a person 's face with asian writing on it
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with asian writing on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
who's going w me
changing my drag name to bricki lake
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
changing my drag name to bricki lake
happy birthday bjork. i love u
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
happy birthday bjork. i love u
nothing i hate more than a gay guy who smells bad and u can tell he’s getting some erotic pit-pig thrill out of his own BO
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
nothing i hate more than a gay guy who smells bad and u can tell he’s getting some erotic pit-pig thrill out of his own BO
need slavoj zizek to start blowing his fucking nose before he gets on that mic
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
need slavoj zizek to start blowing his fucking nose before he gets on that mic
all of my self esteem is tied to my letterboxd account. got three likes on my Die My Love review and the rush was sweeter than any drug i’ve tried
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
all of my self esteem is tied to my letterboxd account. got three likes on my Die My Love review and the rush was sweeter than any drug i’ve tried
turns out starting my morning with a triple playthrough of carrie and lowell was NOT a good way to set myself up for success today
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
turns out starting my morning with a triple playthrough of carrie and lowell was NOT a good way to set myself up for success today
do not trust a gay man with shiny retinol/snail mucin face. that is a Serpent
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
do not trust a gay man with shiny retinol/snail mucin face. that is a Serpent
well, it's not my first one, but it is my first game show
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
well, it's not my first one, but it is my first game show
btw my eyes are green cuz i eat a lot of vegetables. it has NOTHING to do w ur new friend 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
btw my eyes are green cuz i eat a lot of vegetables. it has NOTHING to do w ur new friend 🙄
tinder is so fucking depressing
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
tinder is so fucking depressing
drag name Jenny Sais Quois ?
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
drag name Jenny Sais Quois ?