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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️
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chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋
bend it like beckham HBO remake
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
do the pills add radiation or take it away
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
anthrax
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
omg i have a fraternal twin sister and we were born like eight weeks early so i had a bunch of weird health issues as an infant + for the first few weeks of our lives our parents hadn’t picked out names so they called her Beanie and me Butch (ironic i know)
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
need attention bad
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
her name-dropping u on social media every few months to lie about paying u is nasty work
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
they took one look at masterclass’ nachos and ordered a platter for themselves- nasty work
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
omg diva when i worked in IT support the doctors and lawyers were always notoriously the rudest + dumbest ppl to talk to
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i think a lil handoff is nice ! but i’m a little more “scheming court eunuch” than princess
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the B stands for BoyPussyLover
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM