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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 9h

Why did he post this RT @BarackObama If it’s near closing time, and you’re looking for cocaine, your best bet is to ask the bartender

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 1d

Caramel police arrest this flan

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 8d

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 8d

NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11d

why did he say this

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 14d

This guy is unbelievably pathetic

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 14d

The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.

haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 18d

Blocking anyone who uses the nodding Nicholson gif

haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 19d

Democracy is and always has been a *restraint* on capitalism and “titans of industry.” One person, one vote (and additional restraints enacted by representatives of the people) is the only way to prevent the handful of people outsized wealth from running roughshod over everybody else

Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 19d

Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19d

The Wife Put Me in Charge of the Toilet

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20d

i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 22d

Damn this is a harsh way for the local media to describe a Caspian > Bug encore

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 24d

New Derangements, the album of the year contender from indie sensation Animal Mouth (me) is now up on all your major streaming services. Check it out yo distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 27d

Role playing during sex sounds fun until you can’t decide who gets to be Shrek

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haunted calzone @beveragecart.bsky.social · 29d

The new Animal Mouth record New Derangements is now available at Bandcamp, and shortly on various streaming services. I’m very proud of it. Check it out if you’re into Music animalmouth.bandcamp.com/album/new-de...

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · Aug 27

The piss tank on the ISS is now 42% full.

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · Aug 26

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: it feels like you played a lot more two-high last year

STEVE SPAGNUOLO: that's right, phoebe

Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · Aug 26

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights

Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · Aug 26

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights

Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]