dan
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Interstellar appeal, universal ideal. Creator of CBS sitcom HOSPICE SHELDON
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When English people say “we invented the language” my response is twofold: (1) thank you for your work on the first draft, we can take it from here; and (2) you also invented football and we know how that’s gone
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When English people say “we invented the language” my response is twofold: (1) thank you for your work on the first draft, we can take it from here; and (2) you also invented football and we know how that’s gone
British people be saying “oesophagus”
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
British people be saying “oesophagus”
Surely somebody’s already done this one
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Surely somebody’s already done this one
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No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver
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More than a dozen Israeli soldiers spoke to ITV for their new documentary Breaking Ranks: Inside Israel’s War, about how their army’s two-year campaign in Gaza involved shooting unarmed Palestinians en masse, using teenagers as human shields, and flattening entire neighborhoods without pretext of...
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
More than a dozen Israeli soldiers spoke to ITV for their new documentary Breaking Ranks: Inside Israel’s War, about how their army’s two-year campaign in Gaza involved shooting unarmed Palestinians en masse, using teenagers as human shields, and flattening entire neighborhoods without pretext of...
You don’t have to hand it to Jeffrey Epstein but apparently even he understood that Trump was stratospherically repugnant and should not be president
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You don’t have to hand it to Jeffrey Epstein but apparently even he understood that Trump was stratospherically repugnant and should not be president
Donald Trump is a child rapist and trafficker and the entire Republican Party is conspiring to cover it up
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Donald Trump is a child rapist and trafficker and the entire Republican Party is conspiring to cover it up
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
I’ll probably never get a chance to punch Bill Maher in the face
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ll probably never get a chance to punch Bill Maher in the face
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ANDREW CUOMO: it is offensive to call me Fredo Corleone
*Monkey's paw curls*
*Monkey's paw curls*
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ANDREW CUOMO: it is offensive to call me Fredo Corleone
*Monkey's paw curls*
*Monkey's paw curls*
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I personally love that Jim Breuer is a politics guy now. He has helped me see through the lies I’m fed by the ladies at the view
[rfk press conference] okay everybody here’s the deal poop is food now
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
[rfk press conference] okay everybody here’s the deal poop is food now
The big insight of Revenge of the Nerds was that, for nerds, the value of “technology” basically starts & ends with putting cameras in people’s bathrooms
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The big insight of Revenge of the Nerds was that, for nerds, the value of “technology” basically starts & ends with putting cameras in people’s bathrooms
“If we don’t have borders, we don’t have a nation” is so dumb. It’s like “we should run the government like a business/household,” received wisdom that makes no sense if you think about it for 20 seconds. But people parrot it uncritically and allow the idea to degrade public life & civil rights
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“If we don’t have borders, we don’t have a nation” is so dumb. It’s like “we should run the government like a business/household,” received wisdom that makes no sense if you think about it for 20 seconds. But people parrot it uncritically and allow the idea to degrade public life & civil rights
New questions emerge about maverick Dem ME Senate candidate Pennywise
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
New questions emerge about maverick Dem ME Senate candidate Pennywise
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i NEED to know the backstory here
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r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vtcm54bmbkuaj32aiqtbvrwu/bafkreibzhetovxcwgpqwitexh7ifjezeywakn2pvrtyzqcxnsi3uov7xeq@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i NEED to know the backstory here
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Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.
We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.
When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.
We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
Look think about it [says something incredibly stupid]
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Look think about it [says something incredibly stupid]
RIP. So glad I got to see him live in 2015 and only wish he’d lived to share more of himself and his massive talent with us. This is possibly the greatest song of sexual jealousy ever put to wax youtu.be/73x9TvX0Bd8?...
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October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
RIP. So glad I got to see him live in 2015 and only wish he’d lived to share more of himself and his massive talent with us. This is possibly the greatest song of sexual jealousy ever put to wax youtu.be/73x9TvX0Bd8?...
Why did he post this RT @BarackObama If it’s near closing time, and you’re looking for cocaine, your best bet is to ask the bartender
October 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why did he post this RT @BarackObama If it’s near closing time, and you’re looking for cocaine, your best bet is to ask the bartender
Caramel police arrest this flan
October 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Caramel police arrest this flan
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
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This guy is unbelievably pathetic
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This guy is unbelievably pathetic