abi 💒
@bevpicards.bsky.social
25. new york. queer. serial complainer. picard/crusher truther. avid doodler. award winning author. go bills. ♿️ pots/a-eds/enceph
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@bevpicards.bsky.social
· Dec 3
OKAY NOW IM REALLY GOING THROUGH THE DAILY DOODLE FOLDER AND I MISS THEM SO MUCH
oh they done carved her up like a turkey, THATS WHY THEY RELEASED IT ON THANKSGIVING LMFAO
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
oh they done carved her up like a turkey, THATS WHY THEY RELEASED IT ON THANKSGIVING LMFAO
‘MAD MAX’
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happy stranger things eve! in honor of new episodes, here’s a max 🩷 lately I’ve been OBSESSED with art by @peaches.obviously on Instagram so I wanted to try to style this with inspo from her stunning cover of ‘First Time Caller’ by B.K. Borison.
time elapsed: 2h 41m
happy stranger things eve! in honor of new episodes, here’s a max 🩷 lately I’ve been OBSESSED with art by @peaches.obviously on Instagram so I wanted to try to style this with inspo from her stunning cover of ‘First Time Caller’ by B.K. Borison.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
‘MAD MAX’
time elapsed: 2h 41m
happy stranger things eve! in honor of new episodes, here’s a max 🩷 lately I’ve been OBSESSED with art by @peaches.obviously on Instagram so I wanted to try to style this with inspo from her stunning cover of ‘First Time Caller’ by B.K. Borison.
time elapsed: 2h 41m
happy stranger things eve! in honor of new episodes, here’s a max 🩷 lately I’ve been OBSESSED with art by @peaches.obviously on Instagram so I wanted to try to style this with inspo from her stunning cover of ‘First Time Caller’ by B.K. Borison.
depressed today, so I’m prepping for what’s gonna really fucking depress me tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
depressed today, so I’m prepping for what’s gonna really fucking depress me tomorrow
If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs, and the sign will be a credit card statement from LoveShackFancy that looks like the price of college tuition
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs, and the sign will be a credit card statement from LoveShackFancy that looks like the price of college tuition
TONIGHT AT 8/7c ON HALLMARK 😭😭😭❤️❤️
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
TONIGHT AT 8/7c ON HALLMARK 😭😭😭❤️❤️
does anyone have one of those cirkul water bottles with the flavor cartridge thingies?
I’m thinking of getting one bc I miss flavored drinks but everything has caffeine, but I HATE the taste of fake sugar. how are they? do they taste a lot like aspartame/xylitol/Sucralose?
I’m thinking of getting one bc I miss flavored drinks but everything has caffeine, but I HATE the taste of fake sugar. how are they? do they taste a lot like aspartame/xylitol/Sucralose?
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
does anyone have one of those cirkul water bottles with the flavor cartridge thingies?
I’m thinking of getting one bc I miss flavored drinks but everything has caffeine, but I HATE the taste of fake sugar. how are they? do they taste a lot like aspartame/xylitol/Sucralose?
I’m thinking of getting one bc I miss flavored drinks but everything has caffeine, but I HATE the taste of fake sugar. how are they? do they taste a lot like aspartame/xylitol/Sucralose?
If you’ve ever wondered what it means to not be able to control your body temp- let me paint a picture
I wore winter boots & long pants. was outside less than 2 min total. I got chilled.
I have a heated blanket at 105°F on me. My legs are turning the blanket cold faster than it can warm me
😅
I wore winter boots & long pants. was outside less than 2 min total. I got chilled.
I have a heated blanket at 105°F on me. My legs are turning the blanket cold faster than it can warm me
😅
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you’ve ever wondered what it means to not be able to control your body temp- let me paint a picture
I wore winter boots & long pants. was outside less than 2 min total. I got chilled.
I have a heated blanket at 105°F on me. My legs are turning the blanket cold faster than it can warm me
😅
I wore winter boots & long pants. was outside less than 2 min total. I got chilled.
I have a heated blanket at 105°F on me. My legs are turning the blanket cold faster than it can warm me
😅
but we get up and we try again tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
but we get up and we try again tomorrow
I would curb stomp a hoe for some thin mints rn
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I would curb stomp a hoe for some thin mints rn
some days I’m positive that I’m no longer agoraphobic and that I have kicked agoraphobia’s ass
and then some days I’m humbled by how quickly the prospect of a simple car ride can make me nearly vomit in the shower.
today is the latter.
and then some days I’m humbled by how quickly the prospect of a simple car ride can make me nearly vomit in the shower.
today is the latter.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
some days I’m positive that I’m no longer agoraphobic and that I have kicked agoraphobia’s ass
and then some days I’m humbled by how quickly the prospect of a simple car ride can make me nearly vomit in the shower.
today is the latter.
and then some days I’m humbled by how quickly the prospect of a simple car ride can make me nearly vomit in the shower.
today is the latter.
DO NOT BLING MY HOTLINE TODAY I GOT BRIMSTONE EARLY!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
DO NOT BLING MY HOTLINE TODAY I GOT BRIMSTONE EARLY!!!
live footage of me welcoming back the ulcer in my colon that just won’t go the fuck away. WHERE U BEEN BESTIE
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
live footage of me welcoming back the ulcer in my colon that just won’t go the fuck away. WHERE U BEEN BESTIE
me listening to House by Charli XCX and John Cale on repeat because I love horror music
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
me listening to House by Charli XCX and John Cale on repeat because I love horror music
partaking in my favorite hobby tonight: going all day without eating and then eating a fuck ton and then promptly passing out in front of family guy like a dad on thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
partaking in my favorite hobby tonight: going all day without eating and then eating a fuck ton and then promptly passing out in front of family guy like a dad on thanksgiving
the utter BOMBARDMENT of plot twists in the last 10% of Quicksilver has me looking PRECISELY like this right now. I’m on chapter 41 and I am shooketh to my bones
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the utter BOMBARDMENT of plot twists in the last 10% of Quicksilver has me looking PRECISELY like this right now. I’m on chapter 41 and I am shooketh to my bones
the banshee screaming neighbor children don’t have school today and they’re starting early outside. It’s fine, it’s not like I was sleeping in or anything.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the banshee screaming neighbor children don’t have school today and they’re starting early outside. It’s fine, it’s not like I was sleeping in or anything.
I may or may not have burst into tears from relief
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I may or may not have burst into tears from relief
I’ve been bitching for weeks “where’s the fucking snow! Where’s the snow at?!” and I just got up to go to the bathroom and looked outside and everything in me just instantly relaxed. If it looked like this year round, I’d never be sad again
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’ve been bitching for weeks “where’s the fucking snow! Where’s the snow at?!” and I just got up to go to the bathroom and looked outside and everything in me just instantly relaxed. If it looked like this year round, I’d never be sad again
“Why did I have a panic attack in Walmart?” THATS WHY
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Why did I have a panic attack in Walmart?” THATS WHY
“Why am I so — oh yeah that’s why”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Why am I so — oh yeah that’s why”
I live in Buffalo so I obviously couldn’t vote for NYC mayor but am I crying tears of joy for the Mamdani win? Yes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I live in Buffalo so I obviously couldn’t vote for NYC mayor but am I crying tears of joy for the Mamdani win? Yes.
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney