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🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 2h

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 7h

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Victor 🌊 🇺🇸 @vicjager.bsky.social · 21h

NSFW!

Troublemaker goes to a peaceful NO KINGS protest and citizens fight back.

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🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 43m

He's feeling the greatness!

Maga: 0
Ground: 2

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 49m

snacks.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 1h

I'd take another night in jail over having to watch trump eat or listen to him talk for more than a couple minutes.

Not kidding.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 1h

No bank accounts, no accountability at all - You know you can trust Mikey with YOUR Kompromat!

They used to call him Leatherboy,
Because he's so good at hides.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 1h

It's damn peculiar.
As if Mike 'Jerkoff' Johnson wasn't fuckin' weird enough,
but OK.

We can do louder.

Hey Mikey, how much louder do you want it to get??

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 2h

They are terminally behind at this point, and more than a few boardrooms have Epstein frequent flyers in them.

MSM has failed us all so utterly in the age of trump, titty pics and cooking shows will be the limit of their relevance.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 2h

I pick C) Both.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 2h

"Maga continues to seek safe spaces to use the N-word, film at 11".

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 2h

JayDee likes boat trips, I hear

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

Tally up what everyone paid THEMSELVES for snacks, costumes & signs on Saturday, it would piss the Dondon off so much more.

Not only did I not get paid, I bought my own fucking gas, bitch!

Also, every restaurant was packed for hours afterwards.
Local biz does very well here after rallies.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

It's the only consistent thing about them.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

Once you've had an Italian Beef with the juice on the bread just so and that little touch of CS gas, you'll never want it any other way!

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

The more you know.
Also, reading is fundamental and shit.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

Wtf? I'm not from NYC, could give two shits about Cuomo, even so it took me less than a second: "Mamdani", it's not that fucking hard.

Andrew, son, I don't know shit about you but I can tell all the way from here that you're inept and in way over your head.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

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🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

This guy FAFO'd good.

He will probably not yell "Fuck you faggots/god bless trump" in mixed company again.

Also, he was not hit, but skidded on his dumb fucking face not once but twice chasing after protesters.

The 2nd time he fell into a street curb and he was a little unsteady after that.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

ITIVELY INSPIRING!

- I fixed it for you.

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

The more lights the better, bring it all

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

This has real potential.

just need an old washing machine and a giant rat trap..

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🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

The couch made the call

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h

Awesome!! Thank you. I'm still laughing...

🗿My Cats Ate The Epstein Files 🐈 🐈 @biggrumpus.bsky.social · 3h