Big IKEA Shark
@bigikeashark.bsky.social
Bookshop Worker, Fruit Enthusiast, Easily Distracted By Animals
Audio commentaries on DVDs are the original and best film podcasts
August 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Audio commentaries on DVDs are the original and best film podcasts
Up late drawing and cutting out various black cat silhouettes for future work window
August 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Up late drawing and cutting out various black cat silhouettes for future work window
I’m definitely sick cause I took codeine and I don’t even feel woozy I just feel slightly better
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m definitely sick cause I took codeine and I don’t even feel woozy I just feel slightly better
AO3 went down and now i’ve read over 100 pages of the book I was procrastinating
July 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
AO3 went down and now i’ve read over 100 pages of the book I was procrastinating
I was just about to eat a strawberry and I looked over and a daddy longlegs has decided to climb inside the box
June 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I was just about to eat a strawberry and I looked over and a daddy longlegs has decided to climb inside the box
Accidentally made a ‘they hit the second tower’ joke infront of the whole family on Easter Sunday
Tough crowd, tough crowd
Tough crowd, tough crowd
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Accidentally made a ‘they hit the second tower’ joke infront of the whole family on Easter Sunday
Tough crowd, tough crowd
Tough crowd, tough crowd
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My boss: Hey you are killing it. Great job!
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My boss: Hey you are killing it. Great job!
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
I bought both of these cause I couldn’t choose but either way it’s a bad idea cause the gravity on those yiddies makes halter necks painful
April 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I bought both of these cause I couldn’t choose but either way it’s a bad idea cause the gravity on those yiddies makes halter necks painful
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Kidlit colleagues, just a reminder that JK Rowling *funded* this challenge over the definition of women at the Supreme Court. Every time you choose to work with her, platform her, take a stance that aligns with her, buy her books, nominate her for more awards, she uses that and funds hate.
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Kidlit colleagues, just a reminder that JK Rowling *funded* this challenge over the definition of women at the Supreme Court. Every time you choose to work with her, platform her, take a stance that aligns with her, buy her books, nominate her for more awards, she uses that and funds hate.
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Nipples on a chilly day are titty finger guns.
April 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Nipples on a chilly day are titty finger guns.
Suzanne Collins wrote such haunting books that I can’t bring myself to read the new ones, even though I know they’re brilliant, I still weep over the original trilogy and my mind has blocked a lot of it out cause they hurt my heart so much
April 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Suzanne Collins wrote such haunting books that I can’t bring myself to read the new ones, even though I know they’re brilliant, I still weep over the original trilogy and my mind has blocked a lot of it out cause they hurt my heart so much
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I haven’t been able to eat for three days (cause of bad fever and swollen throat) and I just ate a tin of carrots - ambrosia of the gods! Has anything ever tasted so sweet? Such softness! Such nutrients!
April 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I haven’t been able to eat for three days (cause of bad fever and swollen throat) and I just ate a tin of carrots - ambrosia of the gods! Has anything ever tasted so sweet? Such softness! Such nutrients!
I managed to avoid Supernatural all the years I was on Tumblr, how have these men snuck up on me now? 😭
April 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I managed to avoid Supernatural all the years I was on Tumblr, how have these men snuck up on me now? 😭
Woke up and cried for an hour cause my bones are trying to tear out of my body, but i’m still going to work because I’ve already been sick this year and can’t afford any more time off 🤷♀️ what a world
March 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Woke up and cried for an hour cause my bones are trying to tear out of my body, but i’m still going to work because I’ve already been sick this year and can’t afford any more time off 🤷♀️ what a world
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for sale: 2 baby shroks, never worn
March 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
for sale: 2 baby shroks, never worn
I got to ask an 8 year old wearing a Lebron Lakers jersey how he feels about the Luka trade today at work, he’s pleased, says he “likes the guy”.
Feels important to mention I work in a bookshop in England.
Feels important to mention I work in a bookshop in England.
March 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I got to ask an 8 year old wearing a Lebron Lakers jersey how he feels about the Luka trade today at work, he’s pleased, says he “likes the guy”.
Feels important to mention I work in a bookshop in England.
Feels important to mention I work in a bookshop in England.
Unfortunately, Cody Rhodes with his shirt torn off, face covered in blood, being manhandled is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen
March 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Unfortunately, Cody Rhodes with his shirt torn off, face covered in blood, being manhandled is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen
I feel so unwell but my throat and lungs hurt too much to cry even though I want to
February 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I feel so unwell but my throat and lungs hurt too much to cry even though I want to
I don’t believe in the afterlife, but I regularly wish there is a heaven because a lot of people deserve the peace they didn’t get in this life
February 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t believe in the afterlife, but I regularly wish there is a heaven because a lot of people deserve the peace they didn’t get in this life
I like the way the inside of my teeth taste, which is not an opinion many people get the chance to have
February 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I like the way the inside of my teeth taste, which is not an opinion many people get the chance to have
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Congratulations to @guyshrubsole.bsky.social for helping get the temperate rainforest on the radar! Nice job from the Devon branch of @the-wildlifetrusts.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Congratulations to @guyshrubsole.bsky.social for helping get the temperate rainforest on the radar! Nice job from the Devon branch of @the-wildlifetrusts.bsky.social
Another thing that annoys me about Ted Lasso is that when Jamie Tartt comes back to Richmond they give him shit for weeks, but they ask Nate to come back and then everything’s normal after he betrayed them all
January 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Another thing that annoys me about Ted Lasso is that when Jamie Tartt comes back to Richmond they give him shit for weeks, but they ask Nate to come back and then everything’s normal after he betrayed them all
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'Queen of the Night', Tatler, 1931
Marjorie Miller
Miller was an illustrator of children’s stories & periodicals around 1924-1935. The elongated figure & composition demonstrate a Japanese influence.
Marjorie Miller
Miller was an illustrator of children’s stories & periodicals around 1924-1935. The elongated figure & composition demonstrate a Japanese influence.
January 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
'Queen of the Night', Tatler, 1931
Marjorie Miller
Miller was an illustrator of children’s stories & periodicals around 1924-1935. The elongated figure & composition demonstrate a Japanese influence.
Marjorie Miller
Miller was an illustrator of children’s stories & periodicals around 1924-1935. The elongated figure & composition demonstrate a Japanese influence.
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking