#1 SALESMAN1997
bigshotpipis.bsky.social
#1 SALESMAN1997
@bigshotpipis.bsky.social
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ooc - bluesky pls don't mark this one as spam please i don't wanna make a third spamton acc
sometimes i get interesting [payphone calls 30 minutes uninteruppted only $1]

i hear a [hochi mama] on the other side....

she's [all alone on a friday night]! it brings [sobbing noises] to my heart!!!

sometimes....

i hear that [hochi mama] call for your name, kris.....
June 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
DON'T BELIEVE THERE [FIBBIN']!!!!

HIS HANDS DEAL IN [LIES]!!!! NEVER [delicis] KROMER!!!!
BEWARE THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HAND IS HATEFUL SLANDER. I AM NOT TO BE FEARED. I AM TO BE APPRECIATED
June 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
seeing the [rising tensions] of kris and they're [boat buddy] is making me [friend request denied]!!!!!

just take him by the [gloves half off at home depot] and
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[hyperlink blocked]
already!!!!

we all know [there's something happening here] so [git er done]!!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
another day back at the [garbage can]!!!!!

i used to be a [high roller]!!!!

now this is were i [apartment for lease $150 a month]!!!!!

i hate my [housing market]!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
forget that [old aging body]!!!!!

i found a new [stylish] body fit for a [BIG SHOT!]!!!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i'm a [BIG SHOT]
I'm a himedanshi.
June 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
let's [groove] tonight!!!!

share the [spice of life]!!!!
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June 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
[boy's love] this!!!!!

[girl's love] that!!!!

the only [one true love] i have is for

KROMER!!!!

PIPIS!!!!!

and

[hyperlink blocked]!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i refuse!!!! to sell my [beautiful miage] to any [#1 holly wood actor]!!!!!!!!!!

this [uncopyable visage] is once in a lifetime! no one is [big shot] enough to play me [in theatres worldwide]....

unless they're [i.... am steve]
Kris will now be played by chris pratt
June 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
that's [small fry baloney]!!!!

check out my [antique statue for auction starting at 80 kromer]!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ooc - bluesky pls don't mark this one as spam please i don't wanna make a third spamton acc
June 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM