#1 SALESMAN1997
bigshotpipis.bsky.social
#1 SALESMAN1997
@bigshotpipis.bsky.social
[sleeping forever] is overkill!

try [24 hour sleep medicine! free of charge to the first 5 callers]!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[you have ONE unheard message]
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
....
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
it's probably [no big deal] though!

just another [telemarketer] trying to get a piece of my [delicis kromer] i bet!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the best [pipis] since [crystal pipis]

now with [15%] more [cutting room floor]
June 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
invest in [spiked pipis!!!]
June 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
awww

that hurts me in where my [HeartShapedObject]
June 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
c'mon [buddy]!!!!

we're [friend request accepted] right???

sure i shoot [pipis] at you and you'r [friends]!!!!! but that's all [bridge over troubled water] now right?!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
[911 what's your emergency?] HELP ME!!!

I'M BEING [street fighter 2 arcade cabinet $199 on craigslist]
June 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
[OUCH MOMMYYYYY]!!!!!

now was that really [necessary]????
June 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
sorry i don't take [reebok sneakers for half off only at ross]

i only take [cash or credit]
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i'm no [dirty roach]

i'm a [BIG SHOT]!!!!!!!

[filled to the brim] with [hyperlink blocked]
June 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
take that [once in a lifetime deal]

that man is a [verifiable trusted source]!!!!!

you can trust him with you [delicis kromer]!!!!@
June 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
glad you [access granted]!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i [citation needed] that!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if you know [everything!!!!]

then do you know

do you

k now

[hyperlink blocked]??????

i bet you [access denied]!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[request denied]
June 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
[gender nonconforming] love the [sweet sweet taste] of pipis!!!
June 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM