the best [pipis] since [crystal pipis]

now with [15%] more [cutting room floor]

another day back at the [garbage can]!!!!!

i used to be a [high roller]!!!!

now this is were i [apartment for lease $150 a month]!!!!!

i hate my [housing market]!!!!!!

forget that [old aging body]!!!!!

i found a new [stylish] body fit for a [BIG SHOT!]!!!!!!!!

that's [small fry baloney]!!!!

check out my [antique statue for auction starting at 80 kromer]!!!!