Ju
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
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Ju
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
· May 14
I can come out as a lesbian to anyone I want without shame but if I have to come out as being someone who streams on twitch I think I would rather just die instead
Got ADHD meds. This is day 2 on ADHD meds now. I feel as usual just slightly less frantic. So my mom was wrong that it might suppress my personality, unfortunately for everyone, I’m still insufferable
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Got ADHD meds. This is day 2 on ADHD meds now. I feel as usual just slightly less frantic. So my mom was wrong that it might suppress my personality, unfortunately for everyone, I’m still insufferable
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My bookshelf makes me so fuckable, honestly. Extremely fuckable tastes in books, they're saying.
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My bookshelf makes me so fuckable, honestly. Extremely fuckable tastes in books, they're saying.
Buns buns buns buns (they’re good)
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Buns buns buns buns (they’re good)
My overweight ginger roommate constantly psychologically abuses me into giving him more food. It’s gone too far. This is him so if you see him be careful please
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
My overweight ginger roommate constantly psychologically abuses me into giving him more food. It’s gone too far. This is him so if you see him be careful please
Never trusting men again. Car made a loud bad noise and they told me it’s probably fine. Fuckin no it ain’t my tire popped and I’m too damn disabled to change it myself fuck my stupid baka life fr (help is on the way. I’m just dramatic)
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Never trusting men again. Car made a loud bad noise and they told me it’s probably fine. Fuckin no it ain’t my tire popped and I’m too damn disabled to change it myself fuck my stupid baka life fr (help is on the way. I’m just dramatic)
Controversial take: brownies smell really bad when they’re baking. It’s like directly inhaling migraine inducing particles. They taste great after, delicious. The smell? Fucking god awful
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Controversial take: brownies smell really bad when they’re baking. It’s like directly inhaling migraine inducing particles. They taste great after, delicious. The smell? Fucking god awful
Routine is a really fucking good game. if you liked Alien: Isolation, please play Routine.. it's like that but BETTER holy moly. i'm not even done yet but hot damn it's a good one already
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Routine is a really fucking good game. if you liked Alien: Isolation, please play Routine.. it's like that but BETTER holy moly. i'm not even done yet but hot damn it's a good one already
Here's a little secret, from the worst kind of European (Dutch) to my many American fans... We been hating Americans. We're clearly not as rude as you think, because we did it secretly, behind your backs, so you couldn't see. That's special treatment, cause usually we just say it to someone's face.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Here's a little secret, from the worst kind of European (Dutch) to my many American fans... We been hating Americans. We're clearly not as rude as you think, because we did it secretly, behind your backs, so you couldn't see. That's special treatment, cause usually we just say it to someone's face.
europeans aren't rude because you're american. you perceive them as rude because you're american. so basically it's your fault, fuck you, eat shit and die. okay maybe we're a little rude
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
europeans aren't rude because you're american. you perceive them as rude because you're american. so basically it's your fault, fuck you, eat shit and die. okay maybe we're a little rude
Made cannabutter for the first time yesterday. Used about half the recommended amount, to make sure it wasn't too potent.
I put a tiny amount on a slice of freshly baked bread today, just to test said potency.
I Have Met God
I put a tiny amount on a slice of freshly baked bread today, just to test said potency.
I Have Met God
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Made cannabutter for the first time yesterday. Used about half the recommended amount, to make sure it wasn't too potent.
I put a tiny amount on a slice of freshly baked bread today, just to test said potency.
I Have Met God
I put a tiny amount on a slice of freshly baked bread today, just to test said potency.
I Have Met God
My partner still checks twitter occasionally and I just want everyone here to know that it’s not as bad as you think it is.
It’s worse.
It’s worse.
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
My partner still checks twitter occasionally and I just want everyone here to know that it’s not as bad as you think it is.
It’s worse.
It’s worse.
I just noticed I have 67 followers haha thats awesome dude 6 7 anyone have a revolver with one bullet on hand I just want to try something real quick
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I just noticed I have 67 followers haha thats awesome dude 6 7 anyone have a revolver with one bullet on hand I just want to try something real quick
You struggle to find new non AI music on Spotify. I’m listening to Rasputin by Boney M on repeat for the 4865th time just this year. We are not the same
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
You struggle to find new non AI music on Spotify. I’m listening to Rasputin by Boney M on repeat for the 4865th time just this year. We are not the same
My 15+ year old hair dryer has given up the ghost which means I now have to dig through the absolute shit pile of products on sale today to find something that won’t catch fire after 2 months and might even last more than one year before becoming part of a landfill
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
My 15+ year old hair dryer has given up the ghost which means I now have to dig through the absolute shit pile of products on sale today to find something that won’t catch fire after 2 months and might even last more than one year before becoming part of a landfill
I’ve been destroying my youtube home page on purpose with over a decade old videos and the delightful discovery I’ve made is that apparently the algorithm counts Chris Fleming videos (recent ones) as belonging among those. A wondrous discovery.
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I’ve been destroying my youtube home page on purpose with over a decade old videos and the delightful discovery I’ve made is that apparently the algorithm counts Chris Fleming videos (recent ones) as belonging among those. A wondrous discovery.
I can say, with complete confidence, that I have the world’s dumbest upstairs neighbor. I am stressed by her existence above my head. I have seen her face one time, but I have experienced her wholly. Please, god, what did I do in my past life to have such an upstairs neighbor?
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I can say, with complete confidence, that I have the world’s dumbest upstairs neighbor. I am stressed by her existence above my head. I have seen her face one time, but I have experienced her wholly. Please, god, what did I do in my past life to have such an upstairs neighbor?
Nosejobs are on the rise and I don’t understand it. It’s a little horrific to think about. Even if your nose is big enough that it would have potential, I just can’t imagine wanting someone to try and slip their penis into a nostril.
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Nosejobs are on the rise and I don’t understand it. It’s a little horrific to think about. Even if your nose is big enough that it would have potential, I just can’t imagine wanting someone to try and slip their penis into a nostril.
Algorithms are broken and home pages don’t work. I know this because despite having been recommended it about 30 times, I still haven’t clicked on and watched Gerald Stratford’s 15 pound red cabbage adventure. At this point I’m ignoring him just to prove a point to youtube. I’m sorry Gerald.
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Algorithms are broken and home pages don’t work. I know this because despite having been recommended it about 30 times, I still haven’t clicked on and watched Gerald Stratford’s 15 pound red cabbage adventure. At this point I’m ignoring him just to prove a point to youtube. I’m sorry Gerald.
you know it's bad when your allergic-to-news-and-also-currently-having-the-flu mother is even like so did you hear about (you know what)
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
you know it's bad when your allergic-to-news-and-also-currently-having-the-flu mother is even like so did you hear about (you know what)
Gave my parents a nice yard sculpture
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Gave my parents a nice yard sculpture
Who wanna be my friend I only have like two and I’m looking to expand. No benefits just stuck with me it’s worth I promise. No pay either. Just me.
January 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Who wanna be my friend I only have like two and I’m looking to expand. No benefits just stuck with me it’s worth I promise. No pay either. Just me.
I describe my brain much like how I describe an LLM. It absorbs a lot of information, uses a lot of energy, pisses people off, and puts out very little of actual worth.
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I describe my brain much like how I describe an LLM. It absorbs a lot of information, uses a lot of energy, pisses people off, and puts out very little of actual worth.
Gonna read 24 books this year. I’m confident of that because I read one in full just today. Now just don’t tell anyone it was barely 75 pages of actual story. That’s my little secret
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Gonna read 24 books this year. I’m confident of that because I read one in full just today. Now just don’t tell anyone it was barely 75 pages of actual story. That’s my little secret
Nobody cares but I became more literate for lesbians this year and it was awesome
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Nobody cares but I became more literate for lesbians this year and it was awesome