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Birbieghoul

@birbiegorl.bsky.social

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You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise. She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.

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Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · May 14

I can come out as a lesbian to anyone I want without shame but if I have to come out as being someone who streams on twitch I think I would rather just die instead

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 3h

and then I said, she jack on my lantern til I O!! lol!!!
i was then stabbed seventeen times

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

This one doesn’t require too much! Just be yourself! We’ll definitely understand what you’re trying to communicate 😜 👻💦

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

Make sure to hold her up to your ear so she can talk to you 💗

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

Couples costume for you and your AI girlfriend this Halloween 🎃💗

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

On my knees repenting before White Jesus because I got mad and said God Damn It. Doing it again because I just did it a second time for this post. I’ll see you all in a week I guess

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

Reading only the headline to an article without verifying the source as reputable and the article as extensive enough means you have rabies. Medically you probably have rabies. Please go to the hospital

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 1d

C.L. Clark ( @clclark.bsky.social ) is my religion. Let’s fucking go. I’m so (not emotionally) ready to devour this

The sovereign, a book by C.L. Clark. The cover contains two beautiful tragic lesbians

The foreword: free palestine

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 2d

Sharing one of my favorite YouTube channels for relaxing because 1. Is good and 2. They don’t use any AI and actually Make everything and have been for years so it’s a real labor of love and they are chill as hell that’s all bye youtu.be/arYLOCYn7Kw?...

Cozy Fall Pie Shop Ambience - Feel Good Autumn Jazz & Rain - No Mid Roll Ads

YouTube video by Calmed By Nature

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 3d

Cool ranch Doritos are called cool American Doritos in the EU. Fun facts with me you’re welcome

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 7d

partner's eye hurt and they didn't know why, so i ask if they rubbed it too much or poked it. turns out they punched themselves in the eye by accident and just Forgot

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Matthew Harrison @matthewharrison.bsky.social · Jun 17

i keep cracking up at this post on AI writing

A reddit post: "Why does my erotica writing AI keep defaulting to yoga and gratitude?"

Text: I’m trying to write steamy romance, not a self-help book on conscious breathing.

Every time the story’s about to get physical, the AI derails into something like: “They paused to reflect on their emotional journey and honor the connection between their bodies.”

Like… NO. That’s not what we were building up to.

Yesterday, the characters stopped mid flirt to recommend deep breathing exercises and partner yoga. It’s like the AI turns into a wellness coach the moment the tension peaks.

Anyone else run into this? How do you keep the AI from shifting tone so hard? Looking for tools or strategies that actually let the heat build without detouring through a spiritual retreat.

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 13d

Taking Tylenol actually made me less autistic because i’ve been told to take it my whole life and I actually was diagnosed and then un-diagnosed with autism later on so connect the dots bozo

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 13d

I saw an instagram reel of a Dutch father giving his kid’s labubu a labaptism and I have decided I must remove the whole country me included. Goodbye

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 14d

Ok i doubt any of my five regular twitch viewers follow me here but if they do hi this is for you: I will be very irregular with my schedule due to the amount of construction noise in my building + the week of 6 october my apartment is going to get surgery too so ya ok that was my PSA, proceed

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15d

ohhhh wait you guys thought i said RAPTURE? i meant rupture, man... i just ruptured my whole ass... yeah i'm sorry that's a bit awkward lol my bad

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 15d

This is one of the more pathetic things I've witnessed.

They're all in the spiritual equivalent of The Cuck Chair but there isn't even any fucking going on.

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 15d

hell yes the christian tiktok rapture people have a livestream on youtube right now

Exodus Livestream 2025!

YouTube video by Medic4Christ

www.youtube.com

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 15d

evangelicals reacting to the rapture fail like cats who miss the jump up onto the dining room table

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15d

using one of these instead of a bidet

A can of duster electronics cleaner

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 15d

So… None of us got raptured? I sold everything man… I sold my bed, my nintendo wii, my dog, my house, my soul… Wait… Oh god dammit I sold my soul. Of course I didn’t get raptured.

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

i was gonna say good cook everyday nonstick that's just like me fr but then i typed 'good cock' instead and now i'm being made to repent before the lord. cake looks good btw

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

the nefarious dutch doctor recommending i take more paracetamol (tylenol) because he wants to make me autistic

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

anyone been raptured yet? what's it like? i'm waiting!

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

he should not just double down but sextuple down

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

Sorry I trauma dumped on your floor in front of you while you were eating and your entire extended family was there and it smelled so bad that the house had to be burned down and you lost everything :/ I was just in my feels y’know

Birbieghoul @birbiegorl.bsky.social · 16d

Sometimes having an invisible chronic illness and living alone means being unable to tidy up the kitchen (which you left messy because of yesterday’s pain) enough in order to cook and so instead you just drop onto your bed and cry