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bitchesthecat.bsky.social
Bitches the Cat
@bitchesthecat.bsky.social
Born on a Wisconsin farm, hardened by the city. Political dissident. Cat art collector. The cat Frank White. Currently teaching paw work in heaven.
Pinned
Rug or cat.
Sport living that life.
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Meanwhile, the twin pillars of dipshittery down here
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Cat or rug. Multiple angles.
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Tuesday paw work from Joyce @bitchesthecat.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Fight coming. Sport acting like he doesnโ€™t want Puffโ€™s box. But he wants puffโ€™s box.
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Hell yeah. New box.
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Cat revolutionaries circa 2026. Before the collapse.
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Paw work or nah?
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Sleeping with momโ€™s sweatpants.
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Fuck ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Not leaving the house today.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
He ainโ€™t making it to midnight. In New York or Chicago.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
His next target has been acquired.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Weโ€™re not disappointed. Weโ€™re angry.
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Cat or comforter?
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Heโ€™s with his people meow.
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Transformation is complete ๐Ÿ˜น
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
First Christmas photos from the fam*

*includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam ๐Ÿ˜น
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This one ended up on my porch 4 weeks ago at 12:45 am when I got back from a football game, possibly rejected by the mama cat from the next house over because of a bad leg. Porch camera didn't detect anyone dropping it off.

The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kitten or runner ๐Ÿ˜น
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Never seen a rug grow so much.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He grew into a very serious dude.
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Possibly the greatest holiday present we ever received was in early July 2020 when we were gifted a smiley ass street kitten.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Moar cats
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM