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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · Sep 2
goatse pumpkin
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 10m
my cat doesn't even know that i am posting on two sites at the same time
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 11m
remember when a presidential candidate said "yeeaahhhhh!" and that also ended his career for some reason?
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
mastadon feels like when you get caught on a reply all email thread 20 messages deep
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
i don't see anything about fat fuckin ankles in this letter
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
or he's just in the band
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
i don't know what linux is but mastadon feels like that in that it's something that tries to do the same shit but in a really backwards stupid but also elitist way
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
i am using giraffe.jncos
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h
he's out
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2h
ugh it keeps making my phone vibrate like i'm playing fucking wii tennis or some shit
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2h
did smarf ever hit the button
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2h
you know what, i'm gonna give mastadon a shot after all
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2h
seattle
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2h
chicks with blue hair and nose rings make *me* stupid
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 4h
cocks and ball
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 6h
ignorance is strength
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 6h
they are not nearly cool enough to do any of this
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1d
these fucking weirdos think that his one stupid song is the national anthem or some shit
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
dominate us, canadian daddies

we have been very bad
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
fty always and forever
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
fuck yeah
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
i miss dex already
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
yeah like a huge cock and ass
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
is that a grimace
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
i got a notice that the corn dogs i bought were recalled because there might be pieces of wood in the batter. i think i'll take my chances, nanny state bitches
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👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 2d
put fred durst's face on the three dollar bill y'all
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