BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
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@emmaline.spills.wine made me a new years eve abobo and it rules
suckin on a chicken wang
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
suckin on a chicken wang
@thebandcake.bsky.social do you remember this
i saw cake at a music festival where they had dominos pizza there and everyone threw their trash in the air so the whole set was a pizza box tornado and it was fucking incredible
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
@thebandcake.bsky.social do you remember this
do u guys think they will have an ai charlie kirk hologram in the super bowl or nah
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
do u guys think they will have an ai charlie kirk hologram in the super bowl or nah
what time does kirkoff happen
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
what time does kirkoff happen
kamala toe
is this anything
is this anything
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
kamala toe
is this anything
is this anything
wait do you guys really browse the internet with the sound on??? what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
wait do you guys really browse the internet with the sound on??? what the fuck
if you are in line to block skip the online raccoon, stay in line
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
if you are in line to block skip the online raccoon, stay in line
farding and shidding
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
farding and shidding
Reposted by BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
holy shit there's some deeply unfunny people on bluesky, the super serious app today
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
holy shit there's some deeply unfunny people on bluesky, the super serious app today
my kiddo can spell the word pizza and count to 109 and memorize entire dr seuss books, but can he shit in the fucking toilet hell nah
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
my kiddo can spell the word pizza and count to 109 and memorize entire dr seuss books, but can he shit in the fucking toilet hell nah
oh great, one of my 384 discord chats isn't muted and i don't know which one
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
oh great, one of my 384 discord chats isn't muted and i don't know which one
jeffrey epstain is in the anthony bourdein files
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
jeffrey epstain is in the anthony bourdein files
Reposted by BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
hopefully the olympics will have a figure skater with funny last name like "delicious vagina" again
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
hopefully the olympics will have a figure skater with funny last name like "delicious vagina" again
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING SKATING AND NOT CURLING WTFFFFFFFF
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
WHY ARE THEY SHOWING SKATING AND NOT CURLING WTFFFFFFFF
if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
i think that skip should be cancelled
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i think that skip should be cancelled
say what you will, that penis has got some balls
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
say what you will, that penis has got some balls
cmon jeff let me take you to the bone zone
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
cmon jeff let me take you to the bone zone
do not cum
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
do not cum
the entire stock market is literally just a graph of rich peoples' feelings, and right now the richest person in the world is sad :(
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
the entire stock market is literally just a graph of rich peoples' feelings, and right now the richest person in the world is sad :(
shit i meant to say rizzo oh my god what have i done
ralph is the worst muppet i hate him
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
shit i meant to say rizzo oh my god what have i done
who staying up until 3 AM to live skeet curling with me
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
who staying up until 3 AM to live skeet curling with me
ralph is the worst muppet i hate him
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
ralph is the worst muppet i hate him