BIXLEE, goatse enthusiast
@bixlee.bsky.social
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@emmaline.spills.wine made me a new years eve abobo and it rules
yeah punt, ye fuckin punters
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
yeah punt, ye fuckin punters
brb cancelling my t-mobile account
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
brb cancelling my t-mobile account
quarterback the interception hut hut!
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
quarterback the interception hut hut!
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
they should invent AI that gambles on football for cryptocurrency
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
they should invent AI that gambles on football for cryptocurrency
way too much unnecessary bon jovi
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
way too much unnecessary bon jovi
holy shit this super bowl is woke af
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
holy shit this super bowl is woke af
is joe montana hannah's grandpa?
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
is joe montana hannah's grandpa?
was that a bitcoin that they tossed
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
was that a bitcoin that they tossed
oh yeah america propaganda time
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
oh yeah america propaganda time
when did green day get twice as many members
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
when did green day get twice as many members
suckin on a chicken wang
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
suckin on a chicken wang
@thebandcake.bsky.social do you remember this
i saw cake at a music festival where they had dominos pizza there and everyone threw their trash in the air so the whole set was a pizza box tornado and it was fucking incredible
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
@thebandcake.bsky.social do you remember this
do u guys think they will have an ai charlie kirk hologram in the super bowl or nah
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
do u guys think they will have an ai charlie kirk hologram in the super bowl or nah
what time does kirkoff happen
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
what time does kirkoff happen
kamala toe
is this anything
is this anything
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
kamala toe
is this anything
is this anything
wait do you guys really browse the internet with the sound on??? what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
wait do you guys really browse the internet with the sound on??? what the fuck
if you are in line to block skip the online raccoon, stay in line
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
if you are in line to block skip the online raccoon, stay in line
farding and shidding
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
farding and shidding
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if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if i was the worst lyricist in the entire world, i would end the third line of a song with the word shelf
holy shit there's some deeply unfunny people on bluesky, the super serious app today
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
holy shit there's some deeply unfunny people on bluesky, the super serious app today
my kiddo can spell the word pizza and count to 109 and memorize entire dr seuss books, but can he shit in the fucking toilet hell nah
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
my kiddo can spell the word pizza and count to 109 and memorize entire dr seuss books, but can he shit in the fucking toilet hell nah
oh great, one of my 384 discord chats isn't muted and i don't know which one
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
oh great, one of my 384 discord chats isn't muted and i don't know which one
jeffrey epstain is in the anthony bourdein files
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
jeffrey epstain is in the anthony bourdein files