Mr. Shidded BOO BOO Pants
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My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
There’s no other reason for this to exist other than for being a pervert or a prankster
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
techcrunch.com
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This is a good question and neither of my two answers, Market irrationality and Bond villainy, augur well for the future
It’s gotten even more beautiful when you realize he traveled from NY to CO for a Giants game, had that happen, and then watched The Giants lose. Epic weekend of dumb bitch failure
I’ve watched that loud asshole eat pavement like 5 times in a row now. You absolutely cannot give chase to a teenager with a skateboard when you have a physique like that. I couldn’t hear what the young kid said but it must have been an incredible own for that old guy to even make the attempt
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Something I'm not enjoying is the president constantly looking into the camera and saying "I am breaking the law" only for the Supreme Court to go "We conclude the president isn't breaking the law"
Hot Take: I’d take the can of Raid over the can of Busch Light
This is how a divorced dad with no custody who lives in a motel would watch football
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That Trump video reminds me of this immortal tweet you couldn’t have forced me to post at gunpoint
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The Lib Winemoms would now want to slice the internal organs of centrists to serve with their charcuterie
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Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
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I’m sorry it’s so fucking funny to burn Donald Trump by telling him read One Hundred Years of Solitude
Cool thing about doing stand-up comedy Pre-Covid is your Facebook feed contains people you used to perform with letting everyone know their brain is rotting in real time
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Fucking rad. Given Anchorage's population dude is probably an actual bush pilot, too
He also gives to CalicoCutPants
Brody King is a tank of a man & another example of positive masculinity in #AEW.

He’s secure enough to both stand strong against hate (like ICE) & indulge goofy impulses (Macarena). Strong men support each other & defend the vulnerable & Brody rallying Bandido to unheard of feats embodies that.
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Man, I miss living in times where bombing a fishing boat in distress would have triggered an investigation and consequences instead of a smirking “what are you gonna do to stop us?”
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Rob Schneider has died. He was 61 years old, and 5 foot 3 inches tall.
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Yeah, I think that's lost on a LOT of people under the age of, like, 30-ish. Doc Brown's time machine was a DeLorean because DeLoreans were stupid garbage. It was a lemon he probably got for $500. Using it was just another thing made him look insane. 80s audiences would have understood that.
satire that people misunderstood: they picked the delorean for back to the future as a joke because it was a failed vision of the future
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Day 62 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo