Pumpkin Spice Sedai
@blakeyboy.bsky.social
Coming to a cottage near you 🏡
Emotional support cub 🧸
London 💂🏻
Occasionally NSFW 🔞
DMs are open 👐🏻
Emotional support cub 🧸
London 💂🏻
Occasionally NSFW 🔞
DMs are open 👐🏻
Meet and greet for the new guys at work:
New Guy 1: "I identify as he/him"
New Guy 2: "I'm more he/they. How about you?
Me: "I identify as Ilya Rozanov's plaything"
New Guy 1: "I identify as he/him"
New Guy 2: "I'm more he/they. How about you?
Me: "I identify as Ilya Rozanov's plaything"
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Meet and greet for the new guys at work:
New Guy 1: "I identify as he/him"
New Guy 2: "I'm more he/they. How about you?
Me: "I identify as Ilya Rozanov's plaything"
New Guy 1: "I identify as he/him"
New Guy 2: "I'm more he/they. How about you?
Me: "I identify as Ilya Rozanov's plaything"
How do I explain to people who haven't watched Heated Rivalry that I'm having the time of my life and also going insane? 😭
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
How do I explain to people who haven't watched Heated Rivalry that I'm having the time of my life and also going insane? 😭
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I know you’re tired
But please keep making queer art if you can.
But please keep making queer art if you can.
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I know you’re tired
But please keep making queer art if you can.
But please keep making queer art if you can.
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What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
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Le gouvernement américain n'est peut-être pas sérieux mais il est sérieusement fasciste 🤷♂️
There are many serious governments in the world.
The US is not one of them.
(There are no penguins in Greenland.)
The US is not one of them.
(There are no penguins in Greenland.)
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Le gouvernement américain n'est peut-être pas sérieux mais il est sérieusement fasciste 🤷♂️
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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
Colleague: You into football?
Me: No, I like ice hockey
Coll: Oh, I don't know much abou-
Me: So the two highest-ranking teams in the league are the Boston Raiders and Montreal Métros, captains Ilya Rozenov and Shane Hollander respectively are the two most talked-about players in the last ten years
Me: No, I like ice hockey
Coll: Oh, I don't know much abou-
Me: So the two highest-ranking teams in the league are the Boston Raiders and Montreal Métros, captains Ilya Rozenov and Shane Hollander respectively are the two most talked-about players in the last ten years
At "after work drinks" and nobody's seen Heated Rivalry what do we even talk about?
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Colleague: You into football?
Me: No, I like ice hockey
Coll: Oh, I don't know much abou-
Me: So the two highest-ranking teams in the league are the Boston Raiders and Montreal Métros, captains Ilya Rozenov and Shane Hollander respectively are the two most talked-about players in the last ten years
Me: No, I like ice hockey
Coll: Oh, I don't know much abou-
Me: So the two highest-ranking teams in the league are the Boston Raiders and Montreal Métros, captains Ilya Rozenov and Shane Hollander respectively are the two most talked-about players in the last ten years
At "after work drinks" and nobody's seen Heated Rivalry what do we even talk about?
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
At "after work drinks" and nobody's seen Heated Rivalry what do we even talk about?
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a good time to bring this back
January 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
a good time to bring this back
Masters of the Universe looks really shit
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Masters of the Universe looks really shit
A very quick break from my Heated Rivalry obsession, if you'll indulge me:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALL JUJUTSU KAISEN DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THAT EPISODE MAKI YOU SHE-BEAST 😱😱😱💪🏻💪🏻 💪🏻
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALL JUJUTSU KAISEN DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THAT EPISODE MAKI YOU SHE-BEAST 😱😱😱💪🏻💪🏻 💪🏻
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A very quick break from my Heated Rivalry obsession, if you'll indulge me:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALL JUJUTSU KAISEN DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THAT EPISODE MAKI YOU SHE-BEAST 😱😱😱💪🏻💪🏻 💪🏻
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALL JUJUTSU KAISEN DID NOT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THAT EPISODE MAKI YOU SHE-BEAST 😱😱😱💪🏻💪🏻 💪🏻
Monogamy? In this economy?!
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Monogamy? In this economy?!
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Robyn, RAYE & Slayyyter albums all on the same day! Omg March 27th will be a bloodbath
🚨RAYE announces new album, ‘THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE.’
Out March 27th.
Out March 27th.
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Robyn, RAYE & Slayyyter albums all on the same day! Omg March 27th will be a bloodbath
Me to my kidnapper:
"So did you watch Heated Rivalry?"
"So did you watch Heated Rivalry?"
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Me to my kidnapper:
"So did you watch Heated Rivalry?"
"So did you watch Heated Rivalry?"
Can't wait to see t.A.T.u on everyone's Spotify Wrapped at the end of this year
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Can't wait to see t.A.T.u on everyone's Spotify Wrapped at the end of this year
STUPID CANADIAN WOLF BIRD
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
STUPID CANADIAN WOLF BIRD
Only just realised after like a year that you can pin feeds for specific languages here. Time to flirt with some French bloomfies 🇫🇷
Où sont passés tous les beaux garçons français? ♥️
Où sont passés tous les beaux garçons français? ♥️
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Only just realised after like a year that you can pin feeds for specific languages here. Time to flirt with some French bloomfies 🇫🇷
Où sont passés tous les beaux garçons français? ♥️
Où sont passés tous les beaux garçons français? ♥️
Recruiter: "I found your CV online & noticed you speak three languages. We're looking for someone who can work across all three teams in those countries!"
Me: "Are you paying 3x the salary of the people who only speak English?"
Recruiter: "sadly not, but we offer great career progression!"
💀💀💀
Me: "Are you paying 3x the salary of the people who only speak English?"
Recruiter: "sadly not, but we offer great career progression!"
💀💀💀
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Recruiter: "I found your CV online & noticed you speak three languages. We're looking for someone who can work across all three teams in those countries!"
Me: "Are you paying 3x the salary of the people who only speak English?"
Recruiter: "sadly not, but we offer great career progression!"
💀💀💀
Me: "Are you paying 3x the salary of the people who only speak English?"
Recruiter: "sadly not, but we offer great career progression!"
💀💀💀
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- Mes chers compatriotes, j'ai appelé Donald et je lui ai dit : « Yo man, peace and love, brother... »
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
- Mes chers compatriotes, j'ai appelé Donald et je lui ai dit : « Yo man, peace and love, brother... »
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French BlueSky: “France is terrible, everything is bad, don’t praise us”
French Twitter: “France is going to lead Europe, we are strong and amazing.”
French Canada: “Criss de marde d’Américain, j’vais te finir, tabarnak.”
French Twitter: “France is going to lead Europe, we are strong and amazing.”
French Canada: “Criss de marde d’Américain, j’vais te finir, tabarnak.”
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
French BlueSky: “France is terrible, everything is bad, don’t praise us”
French Twitter: “France is going to lead Europe, we are strong and amazing.”
French Canada: “Criss de marde d’Américain, j’vais te finir, tabarnak.”
French Twitter: “France is going to lead Europe, we are strong and amazing.”
French Canada: “Criss de marde d’Américain, j’vais te finir, tabarnak.”
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession