Big Blu
@blastedwitcakeee.bsky.social
LOOK AT THAT HORSE | They/Them | stoner wit a fat ass | too gay to function | 24
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Big Blu
@blastedwitcakeee.bsky.social
· Apr 24
All was golden in the sun
A blastedwitcakeee fic (omg omg omg)
It’s giving coffee shop AU, strangers to lovers, matchmaker! David 🐶☕️👨🏼🤝👨🏽
Baby’s first fic, be kind pls 🥹
archiveofourown.org/works/64963996
A blastedwitcakeee fic (omg omg omg)
It’s giving coffee shop AU, strangers to lovers, matchmaker! David 🐶☕️👨🏼🤝👨🏽
Baby’s first fic, be kind pls 🥹
archiveofourown.org/works/64963996
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taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
taking my mental illness off its leash so they can do zoomies
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The United States is the only country where you get rewarded for being a racist scumbag and a piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The United States is the only country where you get rewarded for being a racist scumbag and a piece of shit.
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Singing is underrated. I think we should all sing more.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Singing is underrated. I think we should all sing more.
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mr. sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room, the walls lean in to listen
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
mr. sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room, the walls lean in to listen
i might get yo song played on the radio station. i might get yo song played on the radio station.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i might get yo song played on the radio station. i might get yo song played on the radio station.
I had a dream I was in school (happens a LOT) and my teacher (irl Zumba instructor) asked how far I was on my project (*big* fic TM) and I told her I only had 5 more chapters to write which is hilarious bc it’s nowhere close to true 🥲😅
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had a dream I was in school (happens a LOT) and my teacher (irl Zumba instructor) asked how far I was on my project (*big* fic TM) and I told her I only had 5 more chapters to write which is hilarious bc it’s nowhere close to true 🥲😅
Lmfao FAILED that challenge
I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her.
a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
ALT: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Lmfao FAILED that challenge
It’s a sign (it’s a sign) it’s a sign (it’s a sign) it’s a sign—what if you peaked earlyyyyyy
peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s a sign (it’s a sign) it’s a sign (it’s a sign) it’s a sign—what if you peaked earlyyyyyy
I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her.
a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
ALT: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her. I’m not gonna text my ex that I miss her.
Cynthia Erivo’s vocal tone and clarity is INSANE
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cynthia Erivo’s vocal tone and clarity is INSANE
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court just announced it will hear our case challenging President Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship.
Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.
Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just announced it will hear our case challenging President Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship.
Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.
Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.
I’m not getting enough sleep. Understatement of my life but still true.
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not getting enough sleep. Understatement of my life but still true.
You made me hate this city. And I don’t talk shit about you on the internet, never told anyone anything bad cuz that shits embarrassing you were my everything and all that you did was make me fucking sad
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You made me hate this city. And I don’t talk shit about you on the internet, never told anyone anything bad cuz that shits embarrassing you were my everything and all that you did was make me fucking sad
And it’s hard to dance with the devil in your back, so shake him off
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
And it’s hard to dance with the devil in your back, so shake him off
Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes
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oh god, kinda please, would you kill me now?
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
oh god, kinda please, would you kill me now?
Like Henry gently pressing Alex into him is gonna get me EVERY TIME
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Like Henry gently pressing Alex into him is gonna get me EVERY TIME
*deep sigh* i was just reminded of the hands during the Paris scene and I just…UGHHHH 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*deep sigh* i was just reminded of the hands during the Paris scene and I just…UGHHHH 😭😭😭
My mother keeps doing this thing where she recommends services (hairdressers, doctors, etc) for me to try. And it would be fine if i lived in her area! But im literally almost 6 hours and 4 states away. Like girl cmon
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My mother keeps doing this thing where she recommends services (hairdressers, doctors, etc) for me to try. And it would be fine if i lived in her area! But im literally almost 6 hours and 4 states away. Like girl cmon
Oldest nephews birthday is today (8yo), one of his brothers birthday is the 21st (5yo). One of my cousin’s birthdays is tm, his sisters birthday is the 14th, his sons birthday is the 23rd. ANOTHER nephews birthday is the 17th and mine is the 24th
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oldest nephews birthday is today (8yo), one of his brothers birthday is the 21st (5yo). One of my cousin’s birthdays is tm, his sisters birthday is the 14th, his sons birthday is the 23rd. ANOTHER nephews birthday is the 17th and mine is the 24th
Yet another *big* fic tease (a LARGE portion of Alex’s band discography is FOB—SUE ME)
my sanctuary, you're holy to me, if you were church, i'd get on my knees
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yet another *big* fic tease (a LARGE portion of Alex’s band discography is FOB—SUE ME)
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i'm having another episode, i just need a stronger dose
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
i'm having another episode, i just need a stronger dose
*sigh* birthday in 20 days, no plans, not even vibes just loneliness and misery lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
*sigh* birthday in 20 days, no plans, not even vibes just loneliness and misery lol
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when you haven’t watched heated rivalry yet
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
when you haven’t watched heated rivalry yet
“Colder tomorrow, with a high of 19F” 🫠🫠🫠
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Colder tomorrow, with a high of 19F” 🫠🫠🫠