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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 20h

Gonna try tacking “prison” as a prefix to a random noun in every 4th sentence today.

“Did you guys see Shirley made prison-muffins today?”

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 21h

Brb going to my memory palace

and yes…it is the Blockbuster by the house I grew up in.

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

You could rationalize just about any atrocity with that argument. I’m talking about drone footage showing entire neighborhoods that have been flattened. It strains credibility to suggest that every single one of those buildings housed fighters.

Sure, *some* might have. But all of them? Come on.

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

No, you’re substituting your own version of my point instead of addressing what I actually said. I’m not disputing that tunnels exist. I’m pointing out that these particular photos don’t show any which raises questions about the justification used for destroying those specific buildings.

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

I take that to mean you *do* see tunnels under all of the destroyed structures?

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

Is it just me or are there no tunnels in any of these images?

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

Man I am not prepared for the apocalypse

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve found it pretty rewarding to just unfollow and block big accounts that complain about their replies more than a few times.

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

John Thune looks like he’s totally waiting for an excuse stuff that little shrimp Mike Johnson into a locker.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

New in PN: Republicans are totally full of it on healthcare.

It becomes more obvious every time they talk about it. And it's a big reason the shutdown is turning out to be such a disaster for them.

Republicans are completely full of it on healthcare

And it becomes more obvious every time they talk about it.

www.publicnotice.co

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 1d

Might wanna look again. It’s a7

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 2d

Say that to my face skin

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 4d

You want me to beat your dick off?!

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah…I’m thinking of getting metal legs

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 4d

Also a great opportunity to scratch their palm with your fingernail while they hoist you to safety

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 4d

Say it ain’t so…

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 4d

She might be on to something: a much larger dose of Wellbutrin.

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 5d

It’s okay friends. I checked. The singer of Cake and the guy from Happy Gilmore who yelled “jackass!” all the time were not the same guy.

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 5d

“If anyone else had said they could use the power of comedy to improve relations between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia, Bill Burr would have eagerly made fun of them.”

🤌

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 5d

Sounds like most romantic comedies

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 5d

Whoa there now

The Mayor of Austin ain’t having that. He’s dressed in a black cowboy hat and a black western shirt with golden embroidery on the shoulders. He’s got a great mustache and he’s pointing at us saying “Not Cool”

Also there’s an image of a cat behind him with a red prohibited symbol superimposed over it.

Also also, the mayor is Kyle Maclachlan.

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 5d

but what’s your stance on shelled reptiles

Archival image of a small midwestern child, face painted in the crude pantomime of death. His eyes, emptied of wonder, gaze softly in our direction. It’s unclear if his attention rests on the camera, the infinite chasm of our meaningless existence, or line for the tilt-a-whirl. Not even the sweet smell of kettle corn and funnel cake hanging in the air can free him from the quiet horror that, much like Buccaneer Pete’s Pirate Ship Adventure, we swing endlessly between two arbitrary points in space, mistaking this motion for meaning, all while the inevitable heat death of the universe inches ever nearer.

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 6d

I remember watching my older brother’s elementary school class lip sync that song during an assembly once. The look on his little face when his whole class stood up at the part where Lee sings about standing up…he was so jazzed about that.

…anyway, yeah so he’s really into fascism now.

blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 6d

Has anybody tried simply grabbing him by his tie and swinging him around until he gives up?

Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 6d

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 6d

Pthhlululuffffffftttttttt

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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 6d

Underfilled stretch Armstrong looking ass

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