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Blob Costas

@blobcostas.bsky.social

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Blaseball (RIV) and Olympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 15h

two men are standing next to each other with the word chaos written on the screen

Alt: Warriors of Light Chaos meme.

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 18h

Do the Rockettes count?

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 19h

What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Wanna see the same kid in 2020 singing "Fight Gods?"

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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 1d

How can you not be romantic about b(l)aseball

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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 1d

Game.... Good!!

#tigers @ #mariners

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Send in some Minor Leaguers for the day and eat the loss as a recovery day

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Bases loaded with one out. This has to be it right. [Nervous laughter]

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Reporting for duty!

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

You'll have to ask the big squid for it

Blaseball Ending Scene (Unofficial)

YouTube video by John Cutting

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .

Alt: Kaiba from that one show about card games being blown away by said card game

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Instead of finishing this game, I have an idea

#TIGERS @ #MARINERS

Wild Cards

Description
At the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League become the 5th Playoff team.
Duration
Permanent
Target(s)
League
Cause(s)
Decree

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

"The next partial solar eclipse visible in Seattle will be on January 14, 2029."

So we just need to drag this out to around the 50,000th inning

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

[FOGHORN SOUND]

15 innings!!!

[FOGHORN SOUND]

#TIGERS @ #MARINERS
#riv #blaseball

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

It is now

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Get ready...

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

The baseball gods are angry

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Seattle is the only place one would expect Salmon Weather

a man standing in front of a fish market with a sign that says place fish market

Alt: a man standing in front of a fish market with a sign that says place fish market it's the throwing fish market in Seattle

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

My six year old found my Blaseball almanac and is begging me to tell him stories about Blaseball, and I feel like a shaman around a campfire talking about Jason and Orpheus. Yesterday, we discussed the Grand Unslam and the Wyatt Masoning.

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

We gotcha Cat

a boy in a baseball uniform with the letter x on his chest

Alt: a boy in a baseball uniform with the letter x on his chest pointing and winking

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

What. A. Pitch

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 1d

this headline would be fine without that last s

Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 1d

"Firm views"

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

East coasters watching this game

#tigers @ #mariners

a man is sitting at a table with his mouth open and saying i wanna goooooo !

ALT: a man is sitting at a table with his mouth open and saying i wanna goooooo !

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Blob Costas @blobcostas.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone in Seattle is rubbing their fingers right now