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Joy as an act of resistance.

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ICYMI: this.weekinsecurity.com is my free weekly newsletter (and blog!) that includes all the cyber news you need to know from the week, plus good news you might've missed and much more. Plus, a reader-submitted cybercat every edition.

No email open/link tracking, because it's gross! Out Sundays. 🐈‍⬛
~this week in security~
a weekly cybersecurity newsletter by Zack Whittaker, plus articles and more.
this.weekinsecurity.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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For 41 nights, a free #Denver #MileHigh #Drone Show of 600 #drones vaulted into the sky to, in glorious flight, create Denver-centric, #holiday-themed animations.

When: November 21, 2025 - December 31, 2025

Price: free, daily, 7:00 PM
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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if you somehow haven't seen these you have to stop whatever you're doing and watch this right now

it's mandatory
G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]
YouTube video by L33T GUY
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December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Sometimes, someone writes something so brilliant all you can do is weep in frustration that you will never write something half as brilliant. So it is with this paragraph by @jysexton.bsky.social exploring the mind of Trump. You must read his latest. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/a-dying-pu...
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Crowdfund the first journalist to show up to one of these press conferences in a full on North Korean general’s uniform and ask the most DPRK softball questions imaginable.

“Are the bandages on Dear Leader‘s hand the result of backhanding his enemies at 150% or 200% of full power?”
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Had to go on Linkedin earlier and now I need a shower.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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You know the drill: upgrade right now. These aren't as serious as last week's RCE, but they're still bad. Platforms are blocking these, but once again you shouldn't rely on it.
Researchers have found two new vulnerabilities in React Server Components while attempting to exploit the patches last week.

These are new issues, separate from the critical CVE last week. The patch for React2Shell remains effective for the Remote Code Execution exploit.
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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(Ice T on SVU voice)
August 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I found my spirit doppelgänger.
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Alrighty then.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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NATO Sec. Gen. Mark Rutte in Berlin:

“We are Russia’s next target.. We have to shift to a wartime mindset.. Ukraine must have what it needs to defend itself..”

“Russia is losing 1200 soldiers a day. If Putin is prepared to sacrifice ordinary Russians in this way, what is he prepared to do to us?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I’m gonna apply for US VISA so somebody has to read my tweets about spider balls and such.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*Zoidberg’s voice*

“Circling the drain, we are!”
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Love this. Excellent idea.

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