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Michigan Sea Monster

@blueblork.bsky.social

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2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · Nov 16

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 2h

I had to force myself to advance the story in ZA because everything about forgetting and being rank D made me giggle.

It is hard being as mature as me.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3h

The megas in ZA have just been a series of "that is SO stupid, and i love it."

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 5h

It is always funny when older middle age people see my merman tattoo because they ALWAYS hope it is not a gay thing. I always get really cautious but dumb questions. I got "oh, is that you?" the other day.

No, Susan. I am a known homosexual from a navy town. It is a gay version of a mermaid tattoo.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19h

My brain wants pokemon, my hole wants breeding.

Get over here and load me up while I look for shinies.

A man in an orange tank top exposes his hole in bed.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 23h

Suddenly, the name of the game in Pl: Z-A is "trainer, yeet thyself "

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 1d

The "full odds are best odds" folk should be pretty happy. The shiny chance modifiers from pokedex challenges in PLA did not make it to Z-A.

Still a shiny charm but they dont have to get that.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 1d

It is Saturday, i should be doing this all day, instead it have to go out and do things? Unacceptable.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 2d

First shiny? Alpha Spinarak.

A screenshot from Pokemon Z-A of a shiny variant of the spider pokemon Spinarak.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 2d

I was going to let my pre-order plush decide my starter. Guess I am going with THE CHOMP.

A copy of Pokemon Z-A sits next to a plush Tododile.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3d

Why, in every game it is in, is people's first shiny Skiddo?

Even when the creator of Serebii got to preview S/V he saw a shiny Skiddo.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3d

You just have not met the right Gravel.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3d

Oh good, FedEx says Pokemon will be here tomorrow so I won't have to sequester like an Amish nun for a week while I wait.

Also, I am torn on my starter, so it is just going to be whatever free plush I got with pre-order.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3d

I was 42 and on a route when the change went into effect. Was instantly bumped to 60 and got like, a thousand items

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 5d

Sure I got a free plushie out of it, but ordering pokemon direct from TPC might be the end of me. Shipping on release day with a 7 to 10 day shipping window?

I may not survive if I have to wait for the 26th.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 5d

I had a coworker ask me how I rawdog my walks every day (no music/podcasts/audio books)

External answer: I dunno. I just do.

Internal answer: THATS THE POWER OF AUTISM BABY

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 6d

The nice thing about the battles in FFT taking so long is that you can hop on the stationary bike, and 2 battles later you have finished a half hour bike ride.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 7d

Golden is pretty much constantly stuck in my head now, BUT it is always backward, so "I'm done shining, now I'm hiding, like I'm born to be"

And frankly, that tracks.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 7d

I am just out here, ho-ing on main.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 8d

Still clinging to the shorts as I mourn the death of the warm weather for another year.

A barefoot, shirtless man in black shorts sits on the floor.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 8d

I mean, I am certainly not mad about the look on you?

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 9d

Yeees. Let me chew through the dregs so that, for a fleeting moment, I can see sounds, hear colors, and feel feelings.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 9d

It is a sales/customer service thing. Under-represent what you can do then dazzle the customer when it comes time to perform.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 9d

They keep hoping for an "under-promise, over-deliver" situation.

Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 10d

I may have missed humpday, but i dont need it to be Wednesday to show hole, especially when I have a rare moment of thinking my butt looks decent.

A picture of the backside of a naked man

A naked man spreads his cheeks to show his hole.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 13d

Michigan has had an extremely hot and dry start to fall, which may not be ideal, but silver lining: all the leaves are crunchy.