Michigan Sea Monster
@blueblork.bsky.social
2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.
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If you are under 18, please block me, you can return when you are legal.
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Riding the stationary bike while shiny hunting has become my new nightly ritual. I would like to see one (1) results please.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Riding the stationary bike while shiny hunting has become my new nightly ritual. I would like to see one (1) results please.
Work is forcefully changing our vacation policy with next to no notice, so either I am losing vacation time, or I get the rest of the year off after this week. We shall see.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Work is forcefully changing our vacation policy with next to no notice, so either I am losing vacation time, or I get the rest of the year off after this week. We shall see.
"Moving through our network" is just post office code for "it was not on the truck it was supposed to be on, so we have no idea where your package is, but we have to act like we know where it is."
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"Moving through our network" is just post office code for "it was not on the truck it was supposed to be on, so we have no idea where your package is, but we have to act like we know where it is."
Was feeling a type of way and needed a shower. I need a nice man to come help.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Was feeling a type of way and needed a shower. I need a nice man to come help.
I see you, sexy hockey show. Reel me in with the sex then stab me in the heart multiple times.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I see you, sexy hockey show. Reel me in with the sex then stab me in the heart multiple times.
Pokemon, I am going to need Mega Aegislash, and it's main mechanic will be that it does not take 5 to 7 business days to switch to blade forme.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pokemon, I am going to need Mega Aegislash, and it's main mechanic will be that it does not take 5 to 7 business days to switch to blade forme.
With the announcement of Mega Lucario Z, and the accompanying statement that Mega Evolution Z pokemon will move faster at the cost of more Mega energy, I am wondering just how many alternate Z forms we are going to get for already existing megas.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
With the announcement of Mega Lucario Z, and the accompanying statement that Mega Evolution Z pokemon will move faster at the cost of more Mega energy, I am wondering just how many alternate Z forms we are going to get for already existing megas.
Dildo in naked stationary bike, for when you are horny but still need to get a workout in.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dildo in naked stationary bike, for when you are horny but still need to get a workout in.
I am baffled by what is going on with Mega Lucario Z but support the continued unhinged designs in Mega Dimension.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am baffled by what is going on with Mega Lucario Z but support the continued unhinged designs in Mega Dimension.
Doing crafts to decorate for work and now my bathroom is covered in SO much white powder.
It is baking soda, I swear.
It is baking soda, I swear.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Doing crafts to decorate for work and now my bathroom is covered in SO much white powder.
It is baking soda, I swear.
It is baking soda, I swear.
Someone needs to tell Heated Rivalry that suspension of disbelief is important, and someone saying "i have never been with a guy" then IMMEDIATELY throating an allegedly 9 inch cock without flinching does not help.
Still enjoying it though. I have thoughts, but enjoying it.
Still enjoying it though. I have thoughts, but enjoying it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Someone needs to tell Heated Rivalry that suspension of disbelief is important, and someone saying "i have never been with a guy" then IMMEDIATELY throating an allegedly 9 inch cock without flinching does not help.
Still enjoying it though. I have thoughts, but enjoying it.
Still enjoying it though. I have thoughts, but enjoying it.
I have seen a lot of Poketubers mention the apple Dedenne and Emolga by the Magenta Pokemon Center, but never the apple monkeys and Buneary at the tree by Hotel Z.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have seen a lot of Poketubers mention the apple Dedenne and Emolga by the Magenta Pokemon Center, but never the apple monkeys and Buneary at the tree by Hotel Z.
I dont know boys, I am starting to think the only things that can shine in Lysandre Labs are Noivern and Houndoom
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I dont know boys, I am starting to think the only things that can shine in Lysandre Labs are Noivern and Houndoom
Post holiday decompression. There is room for another.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Post holiday decompression. There is room for another.
As it is Thanksgiving, bottoms are obligated to do a "it is Thanksgiving and the turkey is not the only thing that needs stuffing" post. I don't make the rules.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As it is Thanksgiving, bottoms are obligated to do a "it is Thanksgiving and the turkey is not the only thing that needs stuffing" post. I don't make the rules.
Thanksgiving morning and motivation is at a -4.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thanksgiving morning and motivation is at a -4.
Gotta be honest, it has been rough. I have been feeling extra broken lately. That is all. I am just having one of those "i need to say it to someone" moments.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gotta be honest, it has been rough. I have been feeling extra broken lately. That is all. I am just having one of those "i need to say it to someone" moments.
Every time I play Legends Z-A now, all I can think is "how much did Quasartico spend to buy off the residents and businesses displaced by the creation of the wild zones?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every time I play Legends Z-A now, all I can think is "how much did Quasartico spend to buy off the residents and businesses displaced by the creation of the wild zones?"
I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have so many things i should be doing today, but nothing I want to be doing.
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have not worn this for a minute but saw several other men in singlets today and figured I would join in.
I am going to need some of that zone 12 shiny luck. Shiny megadex is only at 37/62.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am going to need some of that zone 12 shiny luck. Shiny megadex is only at 37/62.
Seeing the Zeraora trailer for Mega Dimensions has me just waiting to transfer up my shiny Zeraora.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Seeing the Zeraora trailer for Mega Dimensions has me just waiting to transfer up my shiny Zeraora.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.
I am aware it will never be able to go back, but I am okay with that.