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Blue Lizard Travels

Blue Lizard Travels

@bluelizardtravels.bsky.social

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Blue Lizard likes to travel, eat fry sauce, and touch the butts of statues. A light-hearted travel blog with the occasional cooking post.

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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Nov 12

Blue Lizard is now on Blue Sky. He enjoys travel, fry sauce, and touching the butts of statues.

Blue Lizard touches the butt of Rodan's sculpture "The Thinker."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 1d

Blue Lizard was able to enjoy the shade until someone noticed him. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekSforShadows #buffalo #bartlesville #oklahoma #statue

A brightly colored buffalo statue looks down at Blue Lizard. The buffalo's shadow cover most of Blue Lizard's body.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 8d

After hearing about the International Hill Climb, Blue Lizard thought Pike's Peak would be a lot harder to summit. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock #pikespeak #pueblo #colorado #model

Blue Lizard is on top of a rock roughly one foot tall and two feet wide. On the side of the rock is a small plaque that says "Pike's Peak."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 13d

Sometimes, you need to stop and take in the scenery. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekQforQuiet #lakemichigan #doorcounty #sisterbay

Blue Lizard lies on a cement dock, looking out over Lake Michigan on an overcast day.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 13d

A propaganda poster from the "V" miniseries featuring a disguised alien holding two children in front of a large spaceship. Below the drawing, it says "The alien visitors: our friends."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 15d

America is already ahead of Scotland on that front. RIP King Dave
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U41e...

Big fried doink king dave

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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 18d

Blue Lizard definitely isn't going in there, especially during spooky season. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekPforPink #creepy #haunted #spookyseason #keepout #weirdsigns

Blue Lizard sees a sign on a door that says "Keep Door Clear. Keep Out." Pasted over the top is a pink Post-It note that says "Creepy Storage Area. No Public Entry."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · 29d

Now that's a show saddle. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekOforOpulent #woolaroc #saddle #showsaddle #leatherworking #bartlesville #oklahoma

Blue Lizard sees an ornate rodeo saddle covered in metalwork and tassels. Every leather surface except the center of the seat is made from heavily tooled leather.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 29

It's movie night for the menagerie. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNights #zardoz #movienight

An assortment of toy lizards and stuffed animals gather to watch a movie on a laptop. The laptop screen displays the stone head from "Zardoz."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 25

Blue Lizard has traveled with me for over a decade. He pretended he'd never had a butterscotch malt in both Utah and Iowa. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMemories #butterscotch #malt #utah #iowa #desmoines

Blue Lizard Jr. sees a refrigerator magnet showing Blue Lizard Sr. being fed a spoonful of butterscotch malt. The text on the magnet says "blessed 2016."

Blue Lizard sits atop a butterscotch malt, hanging onto a spoon. A small cookie rings the straw in the malt cup. This was at Snookie's Malt Shop in Des Moines.

Blue Lizard is being fed a large spoonful of butterscotch malt. The spoon and the malt cup sit on a red outdoor table. This photo was taken at Chow Hound in Green River, UT.

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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · Aug 25

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 16

Blue Lizard thought it was fun checking his height, until he realized it's a flood gauge. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLines #mississippiriver #flood #hannibal #missouri

Blue Lizard crawls up the side of a river gauge next to the Mississippi river. The gauge starts at 10 feet, and is marked off in tenths of a foot.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 8

Def Leppard - Animal #AlphabetChallenge #WeekKforKaraoke #defleppard #fargo #northdakota #walkoffame

Blue Lizard lies on top of cement with "Def Leppard 9-1-93" written on it. The cement has the hand and boot prints of the members, along with their signatures.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 6

#samhouston #texas #sculpture

Blue Lizard touches the butt of a sculpture of Sam Houston, but it's dramatic, because it's in black and white.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 5

Pick Axe Pete, but only if you're in Superman's Fortress of Solitude. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFG2...

Magnavox Odyssey II - The Wizard of Odyssey - Pick Axe Pete (1982)

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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Sep 1

Humans climb into these dark holes for fun? Why? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekJforJetBlack #caving #carlsbadcaverns #newmexico #cave #nationalpark

On the side of a rock wall, a rickety wooden ladder lit by a single spotlight descends into the darkness. Blue Lizard's silhouette can be seen near the bottom.

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · Aug 27

fuck yeah, I hope the cardigan I just got is haunted

Pat Robinson on tv. “There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds”

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 25

Nothing to see here. Just a lizard touching the butt of Rodin's "The Thinker." #AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIconic #rodin #augusterodin #thethinker #statue #kansascity #nelson-atkinsmuseumofart #missouri

Blue Lizard is positioned in a way that it looks like his left hand is covering the butt of Rodin's famous statue "The Thinker."

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 25

Sometimes, art serves as a reminder of the horror that is humanity. For example, some people eat Campbell’s Cheddar Cheese Soup as a soup. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIconic #andywarhol #cambellssoupcans #cheddarcheese #figgeartmuseum #bettendorf #iowa

Blue Lizard sees a print from Andy Warhol's "Campbell's Soup Cans." This print depicts a can of cheddar cheese soup.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 24

This early attempt at survival horror. Fix up space ships before you lose life support while avoiding/fighting brain damaged crew members and animal experiments.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 18

"Why are you wearing that black hat?" "I'm pen testing!" #puns #hacking #blackhat #pentesting #pens #AlphabetChallenge #WeekHforHats

Blue Lizard is wearing a bowler hat. On both sides of him, there are an assortment of pens.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 17

I had that exact cassette recorder hooked up to a TRS-80 CoCo when I was a kid.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 17

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 13

"Can't you read? It clearly says 'Keep off the g̶r̶a̶s̶s̶ glass.'" #AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGlass #ariel-foundationpark #mtvernon #ohio #ppg #industrialrecovery

A "stream" of blue and white slag glass runs down a hill. Next to the stream is a sign that says "Keep off the glass." A tiny toy lizard can be seen on one edge of the stream's bank.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 12

Oh, no! This botanical garden has a dreaded Chihuly infestation! #chihuly #dalechihuly #glassart #olbrichbotanicalgardens #madison #wisconsin
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGlass

Blue Lizard looks up amongst the tropical trees and ceiling of a greenhouse to see a cluster of oblong orange glass objects emulating a diseased bunch of bananas.

Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Aug 4

It's him. The 'merican eagle. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekFforFire #dynamite #merica #fireworks #fouthofjuly #iowa #desmoines #baldeagle #notoshacompliant

Blue Lizard sees a sign depicting a bald eagle holding a stick of lit dynamite in its mouth like it's a cigarette.