They say history doesn't repeat itself, and yet every 10 years there's another film about Beowulf and it always performs mediocre. I call bullshit.

boobies would fix me

Would it make you feel better if I said that you're one of the most important people in my life (even if I'm not great at expressing that) and that I care about you very deeply? Because that's the case :)

Wild to think boobs are the main reason it's impractical for me to do HRT at the minute...

If you made a man out of fruits and vegetables, and he got depression, would you call that lentil illness or...?

[borat voice]: my lice!
(he makes you itchy)

DID YOU KNOW? To cater to the recent surge in Christianity in the USA, the Mario Galaxy games on Nintendo Switch have been changed so that instead of Bowser kidnapping Peach, he causes the rapture to happen. It's purely a coincidence that heaven just so happens to look identical to Mario Galaxy.

Medieval twink aspiring to overthrow the king

Artist: meyshi
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://twitter.com/Meyshi29/status/1602504118316060672

but i dont wannaaaa :<

I need to write a script where the main character goes to an undead club so the scene can open with a skeleton singing "I think we're abone now" to the tune of "I think we're along now". That would be really funny I think.

I swear 3d Mario games are the only ones I can complete in a normal amount of time. I can play 2 hours of Hollow Knight over the course of 3 weeks, 15 hours of Balatro in 2 days. 3d Mario? I can beat that in like 3-5 2 hour sessions in a week. Can't do that with any other video game wtf.

Artist: anpan sora
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126338377

When I started my job, I did not anticipate having to deal with as many esoteric numbers as I do -_-

It's such a doohickey! It looks like the kind of contraption that'd make sand; I can see this guy in a medieval codex :)

I find it really funny when ads are really dramatic with their wording. "Live your life how you want to; just do what you want; don't let anybody else dictate your life". I appreciate the encouragement, but why is it coming from an ad for lactose free cream?

Turning off your watch history on YouTube gets rid of the recommended page, and I decided yesterday to turn my history back on, and YT evidently already knows me quite well because these were the first two shorts it recommended me...

If you think about it, "bumbling" being used to describe being clumsy and imprecise is quite rude, considering the world's most famous bumblers (bees) are renowned for their efficiency 🤔

Imagine watching a rom-com where the main characters are having a romantic dinner in Paris, they share a tender moment and then the camera pans out to the Parisian skyline and the centrepiece of the shot is a Massive Fucking Guillotine.

A fun thing about the Eiffel Tower is that it was initially built as part of a series of celebrations for the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution, and one of the other frontrunning designs before they built it was a Massive Fucking Guillotine.

id like to thank everyone for their support so far on this! this has been so so successful and in 14h we're already at 10%! thankyou so much. share more if ur able!

Idk man I just got here 🚶‍♀️

A fun thing about my job is that, because I work for a public authority, I am meant to remain apolitical. HOWEVER, the apprenticeship material does mention the affect politics can have on my organisation, so I get to write shit like "some may say that..." knowing full well I am some.