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EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained a copy of the rejected Trump Time Magazine cover.
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained a copy of the rejected Trump Time Magazine cover.
Shutdown update: The Presidential Diet Coke red button can now only be used to have tap water delivered.
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shutdown update: The Presidential Diet Coke red button can now only be used to have tap water delivered.
President Trump holds special White House ceremony to award Presidential Medal of Freedom to "Phillies Karen".
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
President Trump holds special White House ceremony to award Presidential Medal of Freedom to "Phillies Karen".
Alaska summit update: In exchange for taking America's only copy of the Epstein Files home with him, Vladimir Putin will receive Alaska. A ceasefire was not discussed.
August 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Alaska summit update: In exchange for taking America's only copy of the Epstein Files home with him, Vladimir Putin will receive Alaska. A ceasefire was not discussed.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump announces himself as 2025 Kennedy Center honoree for his cameo in 2000's "Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000 Bernaola Twins"
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Trump announces himself as 2025 Kennedy Center honoree for his cameo in 2000's "Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000 Bernaola Twins"
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Once #Trump takes office on Monday, it will once again be legal to wish someone "Merry Christmas".
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
January 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Once #Trump takes office on Monday, it will once again be legal to wish someone "Merry Christmas".
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
Once #Trump takes office on Monday, it will once again be legal to wish someone "Merry Christmas".
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
January 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Once #Trump takes office on Monday, it will once again be legal to wish someone "Merry Christmas".
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
So why is Santa Claus, the CEO of Christmas, skipping the Inauguration?
After toying with ideas to change DST, President-elect Donald Trump appears ready to ditch Universal Time Coordinates altogether and make new time zones based on centered around Mar-A-Lago.
"It's time that time...you know, that's pretty funny when you think about it. I won the election" said Trump
"It's time that time...you know, that's pretty funny when you think about it. I won the election" said Trump
January 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
After toying with ideas to change DST, President-elect Donald Trump appears ready to ditch Universal Time Coordinates altogether and make new time zones based on centered around Mar-A-Lago.
"It's time that time...you know, that's pretty funny when you think about it. I won the election" said Trump
"It's time that time...you know, that's pretty funny when you think about it. I won the election" said Trump
Opinion: With the incoming #Trump administration and the #MAGA stated pledge of "go woke, go broke", the time for Santa's socialist gift delivery scheme appears to be running out.
#Christmas
#Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Opinion: With the incoming #Trump administration and the #MAGA stated pledge of "go woke, go broke", the time for Santa's socialist gift delivery scheme appears to be running out.
#Christmas
#Christmas
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Festivus Airing of Grievances! I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! 🧵
December 24, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Festivus Airing of Grievances! I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! 🧵
#Trump Declares #Greenland ‘Best Deal in Real Estate,’ Offers to Pay in Trump Steaks and MAGA Hats
December 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
#Trump Declares #Greenland ‘Best Deal in Real Estate,’ Offers to Pay in Trump Steaks and MAGA Hats
Monday Musings:
"The government almost shut down again... reminds me of that time my toaster caught fire, and I saved the day by unplugging it. A hero every morning!"
"Gas prices are up again. Makes me miss the days when a quarter got you a gallon and a stern lecture about saving money."
"The government almost shut down again... reminds me of that time my toaster caught fire, and I saved the day by unplugging it. A hero every morning!"
"Gas prices are up again. Makes me miss the days when a quarter got you a gallon and a stern lecture about saving money."
December 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Monday Musings:
"The government almost shut down again... reminds me of that time my toaster caught fire, and I saved the day by unplugging it. A hero every morning!"
"Gas prices are up again. Makes me miss the days when a quarter got you a gallon and a stern lecture about saving money."
"The government almost shut down again... reminds me of that time my toaster caught fire, and I saved the day by unplugging it. A hero every morning!"
"Gas prices are up again. Makes me miss the days when a quarter got you a gallon and a stern lecture about saving money."
JUST IN: Matt Gaetz to leave politics, accepts job as Florida high school cheerleading coach.
December 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
JUST IN: Matt Gaetz to leave politics, accepts job as Florida high school cheerleading coach.
December 6, 2024 at 2:37 PM
WEATHER: Cold, snow turn upper Midwest and New England into world's largest escape room.
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
WEATHER: Cold, snow turn upper Midwest and New England into world's largest escape room.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump expected to nominate Gritty to lead the Federal Reserve.
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Trump expected to nominate Gritty to lead the Federal Reserve.
#Thanksgiving tips: Top 10 best movies to watch with relatives before the big meal (a thread) 🧵:
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
#Thanksgiving tips: Top 10 best movies to watch with relatives before the big meal (a thread) 🧵:
#NRA releases #Thanksgiving statement: "This Thanksgiving, give thanks for your right to protect the turkey! As you carve your bird, remember: every family gathering is safer when the Second Amendment is invited to dinner."
November 28, 2024 at 1:58 AM
#NRA releases #Thanksgiving statement: "This Thanksgiving, give thanks for your right to protect the turkey! As you carve your bird, remember: every family gathering is safer when the Second Amendment is invited to dinner."