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Bobkangaroo

@bobskunk.bsky.social

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stinky doofus kangaroo with two heads and too big a body + ass (he/him) has knucklle tattoos that say "PISS" and "BLOOD" works on COOLSTATION SS13 internet video game (coolstation.space) not for childs (18+ or leave) (proper AD at hornyskunk.taur.zone)

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 1d

And while we don't quite have the vaccineless public health emergency we did then we sure have a dried out dessicated economy propped up entirely by techbro hallucination just waiting to go up from the tiniest spark. All the worst possible conditions and lies

And that's how an RBMK reactor explodes

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 1d

This is clearly satire but

Yeah, they're going to do everything they can to force everyone to work and then say they won't get paid because they don't have to pay but they will say a very sarcastic thaaank you for your seerrvviiiceee

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 4d

scientist: diogenes we've brought you to the modern day to hear your great insights, what thoughts you'd have for this world.

diogenes: piss on rich people.

scientist: alright. any NEW thoughts?

diogenes, opening up a bag of pizza flavored combos: make these big enough to put your dick in them.

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 2d

I do it not because i think i will succeed, but because the pursuit and attempt would be fun for us both~

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

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Simpley Thom. 🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 2d

dang that's going back a bit

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

and by site i mean sites. talking to each other. in some sort of communion. or festival. or confederacy. a whole galaxy of it. gee wish i could remember the name

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

still can't get over how the other site biffed it in terms of post visibility

your choices boil down to "followers only" and "ringing the fucking dinner bell so everyone across the entire net climbs out of the woodwork and into your mentions"

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

idle thought of "what if datacenter rackspace gets really cheap post-crash"

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sat @fogs.bsky.social · 3d

oh fuck i'm getting wered from wolf !! huuaaa!!!

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

a man sits on a brown microfiber couch, clutching a pineapple with an umbrella straw sticking out of it. his smile has been distorted into a v shaped smirk. the text "lets get tropical october 7" is superimposed, with the 7 being obviously edited cartoon numeral 7 with arms and legs, waving and throwing the peace sign, with all the stock photo trimmings intact. the man's camera-flashed red eyes have been enlarged, his smile is even weirder, the pineapple is distorted, and there are two identical umbrella straws sticking out of it

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

i have no silksong/hollow knight knowledge -at all- but i appreciate that EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT is relevant to your experience and i just think that's great

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

the continuing misadventures of baby bink (grown, married, with children)

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 3d

soul calibur 2 theme -> unreal tournament 99 theme mashup

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Saphiros @saphiros.hyper.wang · 3d

the rat's back

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 4d

especially when the former is often "we don't know who did it and we just grabbed the first person we racistly don't like the look of and nailed them for it and called it justice"

vs "i'm literally on full official record doing this, admitting it, and saying it's great" confession-as-bragging

fuck

Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 4d

the people pushing DP relentlessly for individual-level crimes say it's to deter others from doing the same and prevent repeat offenses (which never worked like that)

then argue the opposite whenever it comes up for societal-level/crimes-against-humanity (because they want them free to do it again)

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🕊️✨ Bird ✨🕊️ @poultrymancy.bsky.social · 4d

Special festive Bald Edition ™ Vlad as I continue the process of shaving down my sonas lol

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d

BEHOLD!!! I CONTAIN THE MYSTERIES OF TIME AND SPACE!!

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Bobkangaroo @bobskunk.bsky.social · 4d

nice. i'll have to consider that for sync-to-personal-cloud storage later, i'm already pondering copyparty

still dead ending around client/server backup and transport (because like, it's gotta have versions, and ideally it's not going to be a permanently attached share because encrypt-extortion)