Topper Bottoms
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Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
I’m doing a fire making class (how to build a fire when camping, fire safety, etc) today after work (so I’ll be a good add to any zombie apocalypse or societal collapse survival team)
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m doing a fire making class (how to build a fire when camping, fire safety, etc) today after work (so I’ll be a good add to any zombie apocalypse or societal collapse survival team)
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The only Christmas song that matters!!!!
🗣️ FIVE MONTHS FREE REEENNT
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The only Christmas song that matters!!!!
Just read a news article about a raccoon who broke into a liquor store and got shitfaced on bourbon and was found passed out in the bathroom and girl, iGet it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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“Loving someone without conditions” just sounds like a lack of boundary setting to me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Loving someone without conditions” just sounds like a lack of boundary setting to me.
Just read a news article about a raccoon who broke into a liquor store and got shitfaced on bourbon and was found passed out in the bathroom and girl, iGet it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just read a news article about a raccoon who broke into a liquor store and got shitfaced on bourbon and was found passed out in the bathroom and girl, iGet it.
Apparently iLooked so tired at my desk yesterday at 4pm (after 12 calls!) the person who stopped by to say goodbye for the day, halted, hand midair and said “yeah … okay” and shuffled away.
Jesus.
Jesus.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Apparently iLooked so tired at my desk yesterday at 4pm (after 12 calls!) the person who stopped by to say goodbye for the day, halted, hand midair and said “yeah … okay” and shuffled away.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Next year, I’d like to do actual Christmas decorations even though iProlly won’t be at home for the actual holiday
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Next year, I’d like to do actual Christmas decorations even though iProlly won’t be at home for the actual holiday
Dreamt iWas in Jamaica going to dinner at a nice restaurant and got to ordering my appetizers and damn if iDidnt wake myself up chewing on my night guard 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dreamt iWas in Jamaica going to dinner at a nice restaurant and got to ordering my appetizers and damn if iDidnt wake myself up chewing on my night guard 🥴
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Esther Perel on Situationships
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Esther Perel on Situationships
The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper was my shit. The Grey King was prolly my favorite
What’s a book from your childhood you love. I’ll go first
The Giving Tree
The Giving Tree
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Dark is Rising series by Susan Cooper was my shit. The Grey King was prolly my favorite
A potato leek soup with chive oil would really turn this day out.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A potato leek soup with chive oil would really turn this day out.
Depending on who the victim is, he may have unlimited ramen or he may never hear from me again.
Y’all lying in court for your husband to beat a murder case???
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Depending on who the victim is, he may have unlimited ramen or he may never hear from me again.
This has me WHEEZING
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This has me WHEEZING
Back when Greensboro was a proper city
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Back when Greensboro was a proper city
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Happy “let’s circle back after the holidays” season to all who celebrate.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy “let’s circle back after the holidays” season to all who celebrate.
Not to get too witchy about it but you ever get that feeling like something is just about to happen? Like, the moment before the moment …
I’ve got that feeling. Something is up.
I’ve got that feeling. Something is up.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not to get too witchy about it but you ever get that feeling like something is just about to happen? Like, the moment before the moment …
I’ve got that feeling. Something is up.
I’ve got that feeling. Something is up.
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Wake Up Dead Man was good! Great storytelling, emotional and everyone was doing their thing!
Josh O’Connor was excellent as the lead!
Josh O’Connor was excellent as the lead!
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was good! Great storytelling, emotional and everyone was doing their thing!
Josh O’Connor was excellent as the lead!
Josh O’Connor was excellent as the lead!
The way I’ve been getting 8 hours of rest this weekend and my body feels like it’s finally coming alive.
iGotta figure out how to be in bed by like 9pm so iCan keep this party going during the week.
This is my old man tweet for the month.
iGotta figure out how to be in bed by like 9pm so iCan keep this party going during the week.
This is my old man tweet for the month.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The way I’ve been getting 8 hours of rest this weekend and my body feels like it’s finally coming alive.
iGotta figure out how to be in bed by like 9pm so iCan keep this party going during the week.
This is my old man tweet for the month.
iGotta figure out how to be in bed by like 9pm so iCan keep this party going during the week.
This is my old man tweet for the month.
Sports bar now.
Movies later.
Movies later.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sports bar now.
Movies later.
Movies later.
iThink the Dolphins head coach is cute.
Sue me.
Sue me.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
iThink the Dolphins head coach is cute.
Sue me.
Sue me.
What would your producer tag be?
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What would your producer tag be?
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Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.