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Topper Bottoms

@bobtastiik.bsky.social

420 followers 200 following 1.5K posts

Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 26m

Might as well just throw it all and pony up …

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 4h

You know I’m already OBSESSED

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 14h

I’m cackling over Louis GAGGING Lestat over the “writing numbers on each other’s backs and pretending to guess wrong”

Louis was SICK of the bullshit and Lestat was ASTOUNDED

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 15h

Telling a story to someone who knows you VERY well

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

iFollow a guy on TikTok who’s doing a whole
confit series and it’s got me wanting to try and make duck confit.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

You’re thinking of Strangé.

Strangé was the mother of Lashawn, Khalil and Pee-wee, who pawned her kids off on Robin and Jamika to take them to Fun World.

Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.bsky.social · 1d

You're thinking of croquet.

A duvet is the character that Grace Jones plays in Boomerang

✨Your Seaside Oracle✨ @chanti227.bsky.social · 1d

You’re thinking of Poussey.

A duvet is the sport that involves hitting wooden, plastic, or composite balls with a mallet through hoops

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve got a 4pm meeting today where iExpect to hear nothing but bad news. I’m already plotting on a skywalk and a long skin care routine after work to decompress.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

The way me and my wife would BOTH be beautiful on our wedding day ☺️

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 1d

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

Imma do a LOT of reckless things in this life but playing with a Ouija board will never be one of them.

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

😅😅😅

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

Deadass.

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

WHATS YOUR CITY MATING CALL?

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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 1d

Too relatable

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

Sex with the top sheet all the way up to your shoulders.

Da1uwannakno🏳️‍🌈 @black99jack.bsky.social · 1d

Only seen it on tv. Never in my home.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

I’m on ep3 of my Agatha All Along rewatch and Jennifer was performing MAGIC episode by episode!

a woman in a plaid shirt says " i 'm aware " in white letters

ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt says " i 'm aware " in white letters

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

Talk about a rebranding campaign for the AGES

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 2d

Brussels Sprouts after 2012 >>>>>> Brussels sprouts in the 90s and 2000s

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

Well now that’s a …

a man in a green top hat is pulling a carriage

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 1d

This disappoints but doesn’t surprise me.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve got a scream stuck in my throat.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 2d

Report her to HR for SOMETHING, ANYTHING

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 2d

This would be funnier if it also wasn’t acutely accurate

Fake article from The Onion titled: Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

The question I’m constantly asking myself is how to detach from outcomes and negative emotions while staying engaged and exhibiting some amount of care.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

That’s the best seat in the house

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .

ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 3d

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